Thanks for the link!

Your pass will be mailed to you, the activation code is hidden in the lyrics of Sgt Pepper.

“What is Yellow and feeds off dead Beatles… Yoko”

My wife is indigenous Japanese, and we both find that……………………………………………………………….FUCKING HILARIOUS!

Laughter aside, Yoko was richer than the beatles because Ono’s mother was the granddaughter of the founder of Yasuda Bank.

Maybe she was just wanting to impress Grandpa or Papa that she could make her own money.

Here’s a link for you. http://www.nndb.com/people/087/000023018/

I still refuse to capitalize the word beatles, unless it is some insect important to vegetation, pollination, etc.

But I know it’s futile talking to most of these fans; almost like talking to my dog because she only hears and recognizes every 10th word or so! She also crapped in the floor last night and I thought someone had just ripped the cellophane off of a fresh copy of Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts record.

To paraphrase Dave Bidini’s Around the world in 57 1/2 Gigs:

“The beatles have become just another way that big business is attempting to squash the world into one compliant white mass jiggled to a nostalgic soundtrack tied to product placement and the lie that one generation’s music is superior to another’s because its songs, like millions of pop cockroaches, cannot be killed.”

To paraphrase Suck My Beatles:

Just as the Edsel was a milestone for cars, Betamax was a milestone for home video, Enron was a milestone for corporate investment and E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial was a milestone for video games, so were the beatles a milestone for music.

First you say this….”I’m curious, what kind of music do you people like? Pretty much all the music out there has been influenced by the Beatles in one way or another.”

This is one of the biggest reasons we hate the beatles. Always this with no fact, and retarded people like you actually believe it!

BUT THEN YOU SAY…..”I hear songs on the radio nowadays and I don’t know what’s wrong with everybody. It’s nothing like the Beatles’ music.”

????????……Pardoxical confliction isn’t it? I thought influence would make it sound similiar or better, or are you saying they REALLY did influence all other music today, and this is the end result……worse music??????

Now I know how Clinton and Obama got into office!

What’s wrong with love and peace?

I’m curious, what kind of music do you people like? Pretty much all the music out there has been influenced by the Beatles in one way or another.

Beatle fans aren’t just a bunch of hippies. I was named after the Beatles, and my parents were like anti-hippies in the sixties. They’re both huge fans and I’ve been a fan ever since I can remember.

It’s just that, if there was better music out there (and I’ve heard it all) I would listen to that instead. I hear songs on the radio nowadays and I don’t know what’s wrong with everybody. It’s nothing like the Beatles’ music.

Everyone’s entitled to their opinions, but you don’t have to be so damn rude about it. If you don’t like the Beatles, then stop making such a big fuss about them. Listen to something else! I hate rap music, but you don’t see me starting a website about it.

I’ll depart with some wise words I once heard.

“Life goes on within you, and without you.”

~John Paul

Q: When did Paul McCartney write ‘Silly Love Songs’
A: 1962-2005

The beatles have reformed and have brought out a new album…
It’s mostly drum and bass.

Q: Why did audiences scream so loud at beatles concerts?
A: The shock of seeing four scousers working.

In the 1960s, John Lennon said that The beatles were more famous than God.
God wasn’t amused.
So now Lennon’s famous for his last hit….a bullet in the back.
George is famous for being a dead hippy.
Paul is famous for being mugged by a one legged bandit.
Ringo, bless him, is famous as the voice of Thomas the Tank Engine.
God don’t take no shit!

Back in the Swinging Sixties, Michael Caine is holding a big showbiz party in his swanky new house. Everyone who’s anyone is there – top stars from the worlds of movies, music, fashion and art. There’s a feed of pints, the best wines that money can buy, champagne, oysters, caviar.

Lennon and McCartney are helping themselves at the bar, Jim Morrison and his band are sitting on the couch singing ‘Come On Baby Light My Fire’, and over in the corner George Peppard’s getting very pally with Sophia Loren.

All’s going well until Jim Morrison decides he’s bored out of his skull, and wants to go home for an early night, curled up with a good book. “Oi, Jim,” objects Michael Caine “party’s just got started. How’s about I get one of ‘the ladies’ to take you into the spare bedroom for a bit of ‘how’s yer father?”.
“Fair play!” nods Jim, well, that’s not his exact words, but you get the gist, “as long as she does the rest of the band too.”
“Not a problem, Jim,” smiles Michael as he pulls a young dolly bird in close and whispers some instructions in her ear.

Half an hour later, the young lass is just wiping her chin, when in walks Ringo Starr from The beatles. “All right, luv?” He droned, “don’t suppose you fancy extending that service to me, do you?”. The young woman thinks about this for a second, then says “what the hell!” And proceeds to unzip Ringo’s fly and get to work. Ringo’s having a grand time, until, moments before the end, the door flies open and Michael Caine bursts in and grabs the girl by the back of the hair and slaps her hard across the face!
“Wh-what was that for?” she whimpers.
“I TOLD YOU,” Caine snarls….. “YOU WERE ONLY S’POSED TO BLOW THE BLOODY DOORS OFF!”

There are two adverts on TV featuring the drummer from the beatles at the moment, in one he wonders if he would have been famous if he was still called Richard Starky and in the other he insists that you don’t call him by his stage name Ringo Starr. So which is it?

I think I`ll settle this and call him a cunt.