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July 17th, 2008 at 12:46 am
Um….
New kids On The Block never went through “phases” in their music. It was pretty much just the Hangin’ Tough years and that was it. The Beatles started as a boy band, but you can’t deny that they evolved in an extreme fashion and ended up sounding, in the end, nothing like they sounded at the beginning.
And I don’t think any Beatles fan has ever denied that George Martin was the most musically talented member of the band. That doesn’t mean the Beatles didn’t conceptualize and record brilliant music starting about halfway through Rubber Soul until the end.
Do you really think only teenage girls ever liked the Beatles?
July 17th, 2008 at 6:33 pm
Who wrote this shit? jaja is completely stupid! without the Beatles by now the music would be as boring as this page!
December 8th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
Thank You!
You finally see my point that Elvis kicks Beatles butt! The beatles had hippie fans. Elvis had all types and ages of fans. The Beatles were foriegn.
Elvis was american. The Beatles are not well know all over the world. Elvis is the second most common name only to Coke.
The Beatles stink. Elvis rocks.The Beatles wrote crappy songs without meaning. Elvis wrote wonderful songs with true meaning. There are many more things but for now that is all I will put. Thank you for hating the Beatles and loving Elvis just like me!
December 8th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Thank You!
You finally see my point that Elvis kicks Beatles butt! The beatles had hippie fans. Elvis had all types and ages of fans. The Beatles were foriegn.
Elvis was american. The Beatles are not well know all over the world. Elvis is the second most common name only to Coke.
The Beatles stink. Elvis rocks.The Beatles wrote crappy songs without meaning. Elvis wrote wonderful songs with true meaning. There are many more things but for now that is all I will put. Thank you for hating the Beatles and loving Elvis just like me! And Eric this page is not boring!
January 12th, 2009 at 3:36 am
Sweetheart, ELvis IS the BEST. But he never wrote any of his music. And thats ok. Not every great singer is a writer. He had some of the best songwriters in the world bring him material to record. The Beatles can never compare to ELvis. Without Elvis, there would have been NO Beatles. Even the Beatles said that! A quote from John Lennon:“ Before Elvis, there was Nothing“.
January 26th, 2009 at 5:50 am
I totally agree!
WTF IS WITH EVERYONE LOVING THE BEATLES!
I THINK IF THEY NEVER HAPPENED MUSIC WOULD BE BETTER!
MAYBE SOMEONE SHOULD MAKE ONE OF THESE PAGES ABOUT RAVE!!!!!
January 26th, 2009 at 5:53 am
I HATE THE BEATLES AND I THINK SO SHOULD EVERYONE ELSE!!!!!
LOTS OF LOVE
BEATLES TOTALLY SUCK
January 28th, 2009 at 11:13 pm
Most of these arent even good reasons… but anyway the Beatles were good. Maybe a bit overrated, but still good.
And to people who think Elvis is better
He didn’t even do anything new.. He just kinda copied black music and that made him famous.
January 30th, 2009 at 11:46 am
The beatles fucking rule shucka! Elvis quit after da beatles came
. Elvis is cool , but the beatles were bettah! YOU SUCK FOR WRITING THIS FUCKIN WEBSITE Orla sucks! I bet the person who made this website is just JEALOUS OF THE BEATLES CUZ THEY ARE FAMOUS AND THEY GOT MONEH!
January 31st, 2009 at 10:27 am
That was the most pathetic thing I have ever read. I’m seriously worried.
Whoever published that piece of shit probably couldn’t figure out how to turn his brain on. Then, he realised he hadn’t bought one yet.
Idiots wouldn’t get that joke. Like most of you.
It’s good to have an opinion. But forcing others to adapt to it is like trying to tunnel into a toilet. You cannot do it. It’s not like:
“This is true! Well, maybe it isn’t, but it should be! Agree with me because what you think is false! Again, maybe it isn’t, but it more likely is…”
It gets nowhere slowly. And then you get those yobs that respond in a line of imcomprehensible errored texttalk (YEH I no I BLODY 8 teh BEATLES!!!!) just because they can’t spell and/or they’re too lazy, and too lazy to admit that they follow sheep because they’re a bunch of good-for-nothing losers that can’t make up their own mind.
The Beatles are a band. A band. Yes, I said a band. I’m not saying a “A BAND!! WIKID! ROC ON!!!” I’m saying that that is what they are. Therefore, one can’t criticise them like this. One can’t make them out to be some sort of monstrous great enemy. And thanking someone for hating something that they hate is like saying God Bless to a bum that’s thrown his half-full beer can at you. See, now I’m starting to get bored of making up sarcastic imagery.
So, if you hate the Beatles, fine. It’s okay if you say it in a formal, honest way. You can hate the Beatles, there’s no law against it.
But for the uncontrollable lowlifes who just luuurve to hate things: Next time, I have a little idea. Print off the page, soak it in water, eat it, then try to regurgitate it. Because dirty, half-baked, stroppy opinions and hate pleasures like those don’t go down well.
End.
January 31st, 2009 at 12:38 pm
February 2nd, 2009 at 8:00 pm
>He just kinda copied black music and that made him famous.
Not true. Elvis, like many of the other early rockers mixed rhythm n’ blues with country to create a new style. Scotty Moore was a country guitarist. And the early Beatles copied Buddy Holly, and later Beatles copied the Doors, the Velvet Underground, and Zappa. Well, not really copied, but were influenced by, which wouldn’t be a problem if everybody didn’t say everything they did was completely new.
February 3rd, 2009 at 9:15 pm
dude I hate the Beatles they suck. I mean come one. “we all live in a yellow submarine” what were you high. or were you on an LSD trip.
February 7th, 2009 at 10:02 pm
Bill, you’re obviously a dumbass. Of course they were on LSD. But have you heard any of their other songs? No, you probably haven’t.
February 8th, 2009 at 8:10 am
Yeah Bill, how could anyone hear one of their songs and dislike them? Do you form your own opinions or something? Do you have a brain? WTF!
February 9th, 2009 at 9:18 pm
The beatles… what the Fuck?? This crap band killed “REAL” Rock and Roll with “their” crap fest “music”. True music fans see these jokes for what they are. Garbage. I would rather listen to a 6-year old sing madonna songs. At least I could slap the little bitch down, ans save my ear drums
February 14th, 2009 at 4:21 pm
It’s funy and #90(i think thats the one about yoko) is true, but other than that it was stupid headbanging and shagging to it is not what music is all about
February 17th, 2009 at 5:39 pm
Most ridiculous thing I’ve ever read in my life.
February 18th, 2009 at 9:07 pm
The Beatles are unquestionably the best and most important band in rock history, as well as the most compelling story. Almost miraculously, they embodied the apex of the form artistically, commercially, culturally and spiritually at just the right time, the tumultuous ’60s, when music had the power to literally change the world (or at least to give the impression that it could, which may be the same thing). The Beatles are the archetype: there is no term in the language analogous to “Beatlemania.”
Three lads from Liverpool — John Lennon, Paul McCartney and George Harrison — came together at a time of great cultural fluidity in 1960 (with bit players Stu Sutcliffe and Pete Best), absorbed and recapitulated American rock ‘n’ roll and British pop history unto that point, hardened into a razor sharp unit playing five amphetamine-fueled sets a night in the tough port town of Hamburg, Germany, returned to Liverpool, found their ideal manager in Brian Epstein and ideal producer in George Martin, added the final piece of the puzzle when Ringo Starr replaced Best on drums, and released their first single in the U.K., “Love Me Do/P.S. I Love You,” all by October of 1962.
Their second single, “Please Please Me,” followed by British chart-toppers “From Me to You,” “She Loves You,” “I Want to Hold Your Hand,” “Can’t Buy Me Love” (all Lennon/McCartney originals), and the group’s pleasing image, wit and charm, solidified the Fab Four’s delirious grip on their homeland in 1963.
But it was when the group arrived in the U.S. in February 1964 that the full extent of Beatlemania became manifest. Their pandemonium-inducing five-song performance on the Ed Sullivan Show on February 9 is one of the cornerstone mass media events of the 20th century. I was five at the time — my parents tell me I watched it with them, but I honestly don’t remember. I do remember, though, that the girls next door, four and six years older than I, flipped over that appearance and dragged me into their giddy madness soon thereafter. I loved “I Want to Hold Your Hand,” the Beatles’ first No. 1 in the U.S. (they had 19 more, still the record), more than any other song I have ever heard, or almost assuredly will ever hear, with a consuming intensity that I can only now touch as a memory.
The Beatles generated an intensity of joy that slapped tens of millions of people in the face with the awareness that happiness and exuberance were not only possible, but in their presence, inevitable. They generated an energy that was amplified a million times over and returned to them in a deafening tidal wave of grateful hysteria.
A partial result of that deafening hysteria was that the band became frustrated with their concerts and stopped performing live after a San Francisco show on August 29, 1966. Yet even this frustration bore fruit, as the four musicians, aided almost incalculably by producer Martin, turned their creative energies to the recording studio, producing ever more sophisticated and accomplished albums “Rubber Soul” (1965, “Drive My Car,” “Norwegian Wood,” “You Won’t See Me,” “Nowhere Man,” “Michelle”), “Revolver” (1966, Harrison’s “Taxman,” “Eleanor Rigby,” “Here, There and Everywhere,” “Yellow Submarine,” “Good Day Sunshine,” “And Your Bird Can Sing”), the majestic and epochal “Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band” (1967, title track, “With a Little Help From My Friends,” “Lucy In the Sky With Diamonds,” “When I’m Sixty-Four,” “A Day In the Life”).
Though centrifugal force began to take its toll, they still managed to produce three more album masterpieces, double-album “The Beatles” (1968, a.k.a. “The White Album,” with “Back In the USSR,” “Dear Prudence,” “Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da,” Harrison’s “While My Guitar Gently Weeps,” “Blackbird,” “Birthday,” “Helter Skelter”), “Let It Be” (recorded in early 1969 but not released until 1970, with the title track, “Two Of Us,” “Across the Universe,” “I’ve Got a Feeling,” “The Long and Winding Road” and “Get Back”), and the fitting climax “Abbey Road” (1969, Harrison’s “Here Comes the Sun” and “Something,” Ringo’s “Octopus’s Garden,” “Come Together,” “Maxwell’s Silver Hammer,” “I Want You,” “She Came In Through the Bathroom Window”).
They made an incredible promise and instead of backing down from that promise they delivered and delivered and delivered for eight years until the full implications of the promise finally hit them: they were staring into the jaws of an insatiable, ravenous beast that was no less beastly because it smiled and waved and gave them money. The Beatles finally suffered a collective inability to pretend that the beast was not a beast, and in 1970 they broke up and returned to being human.
P.S. Listen to the fucking masterpiece that is Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band.
February 20th, 2009 at 7:56 pm
I completely agree word-for-word with Nick and Charlie (except maybe the bit about going human again after their break up – I’m not quite sure going back to normal is possible after an experience like that.)
How anyone could dislike The Beatles is totally and completely beyond me.
You’d have to be extremely stubborn and close-minded, and have some pretty shitty taste in rock/pop mnusic.
“WTF IS WITH EVERYONE LOVING THE BEATLES!
I THINK IF THEY NEVER HAPPENED MUSIC WOULD BE BETTER!
MAYBE SOMEONE SHOULD MAKE ONE OF THESE PAGES ABOUT RAVE!!!!!”
Hahahaha. Wow. See, this is hard evidence that it is NOT normal to dislike the Beatles and their music.
I understand that you can’t simply shove a band down people’s throats, you should let them develop their own opinion. But Christ, they’re THE BEATLES. Give them a chance.
I’ve become close friends with this girl I go to school with, and I showed up to school in my Let It Be t-shirt, and her first reaction was, “The Beatles? Ew.”
I politely asked her why she didn’t like their music, and her response was, “They’re lame.”
Me: What do you mean by “lame” exactly?
Her: Their music just sucks.
Me: Have you heard many of their songs?
Her: Not a lot, maybe 2 or 3, but “we all live in a yellow submarine” sounds pretty gay.
Me: Have you heard Let It Be?
Her: No
Me: Across the Universe?
Her: Nope.
Me: Okay, so based on one of their songs, you can conclude that they’re a terrible band?
Her: Well, yeah. I mean, weren’t they on acid and stuff too?
^YES. THEY DID ACID PEOPLE. GET OVER IT.
Many of the most talented and legenday musicians of the 20th century were also on drugs. And they were never “addicted” per say, like people make it out to be. Lennon was in the ’70s, but he fought the addiction and got over it.
Now maybe you people should get over yourselves and stop being so fucking ridiculus.
February 21st, 2009 at 11:31 am
Thanks for the history lesson Charlie, its always a pleasure to read a completely unbiased opinion surrounded by useless facts.
Natalie, your friend is right. Torturing her with more music is only going to hurt your argument.
Now you kids all run along and play in traffic or something.
February 21st, 2009 at 8:48 pm
haha! i love the beatles, but that was fucking hilarious! it gets across the resounding message that the beatles are the most overrated thing ever to be rated.
March 10th, 2009 at 1:22 pm
You guys are the biggest bunch of idiots on earth… The Beatles are number ONE ever in most album sales, not elvis. he was fake and couldnt even write his own music because he was nothing but a stupid redneck, fuck graceland, and fuck america
March 11th, 2009 at 7:28 am
“Before Elvis, there was nothing.” – John Lennon
“But we sold out, you know. The music was dead before we even went on the theater tour of Britain. We were feeling shit already, because we had to reduce an hour or two hours’ playing, which we were glad about in one way, to twenty minutes, and we would go on and repeat the same twenty minutes every night. The Beatles’ music died then, as musicians. That’s why we never improved as musicians; we killed ourselves then to make it. And that was the end of it. ” – John Lennon
March 18th, 2009 at 7:01 pm
ok, on “reason” 80, they were going to make the letters help, but the photographer changed it to maker it look better, and the beatles are the best friggen band in the world, GET OVER IT and if you heard revolution or helter skelter, you wouldnt think it was beatles now would you? so music is like candy, you have to throw away the rappers, and
4 THE BEATLES
March 20th, 2009 at 11:09 am
Go play in traffic kid.
March 21st, 2009 at 7:13 pm
Okay, right off the bat, I’m pretty sure this was just a parody, but, since you never know, and since so many Beatle haters chose to take it seriously, so shall I. At least, for as long as I can keep a straight face.
A POINT BY POINT RESPONSE
100. Granted, but what does this have to do with
the actual band.
99. Oh get real.
98. “Helter Skelter”, “Revolution” and “And Your
Bird Can Sing” and “Everybody’s Got Something to
Hide Except For Me and My Monkey”, and “Good
Morning, Good Morning”, not to mention numerous
cover tunes.
97. Ahem. Unlike many so called “boy bands” (a term
which I totally disagree with), The Beatles not
only played their own instruments, they wrote
almost all of their own music.
96. Nope, Ringo isn’t the world’s best singer.
Gotta give you that.
95. Zomigod! Sitars suck. Didn’t know that.
94. No. On. About. 3. or. 4. songs. Really.
93. Since they pretty much invented the stadium
tour, I guess they had to go out with whatever
amplification was available.
92. Yeah, I don’t exactly like “Maxwell” all that
much myself. One song is definitely a reason to
hate someone.
91.Being American (and obviously ignorant) I am not
sure what this refers to.
90. I would consider this more of a reason why John
Lennon sucked,
89. Yet another reason that specifically addresses
why the band (i.e. their music) sucked.
88. see # 89
87. Correct me if I am wrong, but The Beatles never
released “The Frog Chorus”, did they?
86. I love to headbang. I love to pogo. Yet,
somehow, I manage to like some songs for their
melody and can actually sit and listen to them.
85. Well, then, shag to something else.
84. Yeah, that’s the ticket. Yep.
83. First of all, it was Hari Georgeson. AND
I guess it’s kind of hard to anagram your name into
Mr. Mojo Risin’ when your name isn’t Jim Morrison.
82. Krikey!
81. Zoinks!
80. Maybe it would have been cleverer to let the
artist choose their album cover design.
79. That chord has only baffled guitarists with an
extremely limited ability. If you don’t care, why
bring it up?
78. By whom?
77. By whom?
76. By whom?
75. Yeah, I guess it makes it easier to fill up a
list.
74. Yes, I do. The Hollies, were better than the
two you mentioned, IN MY OPINION.
73. Well, if you think so, but, come on.
72. see #72
71. Oh lord! The Beatles first hit the charts in
1964. The Monkees were “formed” in 1966.
70. see # 89
69. see # 70
68. see #69
67. This does not merit a comment.
66. They did, about 43 years ago.
65. Ask Ozzy what he thinks about that one.
64. You have officially entered the twilight zone.
63. One fan of each band DOES totally represent the
overall demographic of each. Uh-huh. Can’t argue
with that.
62. Eh? You have to be Scottish to write a song
about Scotland or any part thereof? And you call us
bloody Americans daft!
61. Seems to me this is a reason why George Benson
sucks.
60. How?
59. Ah, but they did release it dumbass. Capitol
didn’t have the testicles to keep it out there.
58. This maybe the only point you have actually
made. Then again, I can say I don’t believe in
Hitler, doesn’t stop the Holocaust, does it?
57. How old are you?? Beatlemania DID invent the
tribute band. But, point conceeded on the
mail-order rubber doll business.
56. And this pertains to the real bands in what
way?
55. Any true rocker would never stoop to quoting a
pastor. Ever.
54. Yeah, it’s a sure sign of being a dumbass to
ask for help when you need it.
53. Yeah, you’re right, The Beatles are responsible
for the dress code at Abbey Road ala 1964.
52. The minute you sit down and play “And Your Bird
Can Sing” in front of me, then I will take # 52
even slightly seriously.
51. Sod off.
50. uh
49. yeah
48. I guess they didn’t influence the RHCP at all.
47. Where in the bloody hell did you hear that
rubbish?
46. Point conceeded.
45. Surely you jest.
44. This point is only semi-valid if you are not a
Tupac fan.
43. Oh, I see, songs have to be completely literal.
Didn’t realize that. My bad.
42. If you don’t complain about the taxman you are
either completely broke or are the taxman.
41. They didn’t sell it. The people who actually
owned it did. You are such a dumbass.
40. Conjecture.
39.Yep, it sure is.
38 – 35. Gee, fashion never changes? Yet another
thing I’ve learnt from this list.
34. Now, there is no bigger KISS fan than I, but as
in the Ozzy “point”. go ask Paul and Gene if they
think they are better songwriters.
33. And you English are so know for yer subtlety.
This is truly (forgive me) ROFL.
32. You sir would have boffed Jane Asher repeatedly
IF you had any remote chance of an opportunity (and
you know it).
31. I will agree that this song is overrated.
30. Eh? Come again. Can you show me where the
entire music industry has shown that these people
are owed a living? I think they are doing just fine
living off their trust funds.
29. Never saw or even heard of this.
28. Maybe he would have.
27. By the “facts” on this list, you obviously
weren’t alive in 1968, so whatcha bitchin’ aboot?
26. Can you say “contractual obligation”?
25. see #27
24. No, I consider myself someone who actually
knows what he’s talking about. Fuck you and your
reverse snobbery.
23. Yet another well thought out reason why the
band and it’s music suck.
22. Could you at least keep your bullshit in a
somewhat linear order?
21. Please compare the release and publishing dates
of “Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds” and “Mr.
Tambourine Man”. Oh yeah, almost forgot, exactly
who is making you read any academic theses?
20.By “THEY” I assume you mean Brian Epstein?
19.How is this a bad thing?
18. No, people like you never shut up about it.
17. Bloody limeys.
16. You mean they also invented stage names???
15. Kinda defeats the purpose of the list when you
have to keep repeating yourself, doesn’t it?
14. Okay, what of it?
13. And all this time I thought it was Margaret
Thatcher’s.
12. And who claimed it did?
11. As per the Ozzy and KISS references, why don’t
you go talk to Lemmy about that. Nevermind, someone
of your courage would obviously be waaaaaaaaaaaay
to scared to insult his musical taste.
10-2. Could you please introduce me to your dealer.
1. THEN SHUT UP ABOUT IT ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!
March 31st, 2009 at 1:52 pm
k so fuck you. the beatles are the best thing music has ever seen. fuck everyone who disagrees. and fuck this page.
you gotta have no life to accually start a page on anti beatles. come on, get a life.
April 4th, 2009 at 7:53 pm
a lot of music has been made since the beatles heyday. music that is far more harmonically refined and melodically intricate. as far as i can tell beatles fans are desperately hanging onto some banal musical ideal that has more to do with a cultural (not musical) phenomenon and the cult of personality. most of the people i know who are beatles fans are the following –
middle aged men who have not applied themselves to any form of musical training (formal or otherwise) who spew out crazy statements to make them feel they have some authority.
people who have taken WAY TOO MANY drugs in the past(and present).
when pressed, people who have little to no opinion about other musics. or opinions with any kind of musical depth.
people who still buy paul mc cartney solo albums and say they are garbage but cannot get past their obsessive compulsive disorder with everything that is the beatles.
music is not merely a treat for a gourmet. it is an art form and at the heart of that form are ideas. the ideas behind the beatles are pretty simple – it is pop music. music that was made for a short time in the history of music a long time ago. stop being myopic and go listen to A LOT of different music. ALL music will be better for it.
April 19th, 2009 at 8:55 am
While I don’t think The Beatles suck, I do Realize there have been bands and artists before and after The Beatles that have been just as importasnt to rock/pop. Until someone has heard everysong ever made, I don’t know how anybody can be the best.
Popularity dosen’t mean you were the first.
April 28th, 2009 at 7:44 pm
The Beatles are good, most music is actually good and we must not forget that everbody has their own genre of music that they prefer and we can’t contredict their taste.
May 2nd, 2009 at 2:05 pm
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May 3rd, 2009 at 12:04 am
Whoever even posted this website obviously doesnt know shit about music. and i hope he or she reads this because u need to get a life. the beatles started it all. they are one of the greatest rock bands of all time. why do u think they made a musical that sings theyre songs. not to mention everyone love the movie across the universe. to all people who hate the beatles, GO FUCK YOURSELF CAUSE U SUCK BIG NIGGER COCK!!!!!
May 3rd, 2009 at 8:31 am
Started it all ? Even the first to play guitar ? Now I know where it all started.
May 4th, 2009 at 4:27 am
George: I was toying with the idea of installing a reCAPTCHA, think I’ll wait until they come out with a retardcha.
“Give me love, give me peace on earth, give me light, give me life, keep me free from birth, give me hope, help me cope, with this heavy load, trying to, touch and reach you with, heart and soul”
-George Harrison quote
“We were the Spice Boys.”
-George Harrison quote
Gary: The same reason the beatles have a clothing line at Bloomingdales, they sell enough cheese to allow people like you to gorge themselves into enternity. Now please go back to the 50’s and lynch yourself before you begin inbreeding and lowering the gene pool even more.
May 4th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
Wonderful, my mom loves the beatles, don’t know why, the get a 3 or 4/10 in terms of musical ability (includes ‘how technical’ and song writing ability) at best.
May 7th, 2009 at 11:11 am
No one here is gonna deny that the Beatles have a place in music history…just that they’re totally sick of having to hear how amazing they were…Brian Wilson and the Beach Boys were just as important (McCartney freely admits he was directly influenced by Brian, to the extent that he changed his bass style after hearing Carol Kaye’s playing on Pet Sounds)…
But further than that…I can name 3 songwriters that were just as good as Lennon&McCartney, who are rarely mentioned in the same breath…
Holland-Dozier-Holland of Motown Records.
The whole world knows of Paul and John…but it’s unlikely your mum, or in fact, any teenager knows the 3 names mentioned above. And yet…here’s a list of SOME of the songs they were responsible for…
>1. 7 Rooms of Gloom
>2. Baby Love
>3.(Love Is Like A) Heat Wave
>4. How Sweet It Is (To Be Loved by You)
>5. I Can’t Help Myself (Sugar Pie Honey Bunch)
>6. Jimmy Mack
>7. My World Is Empty Without You
>8. Nowhere to Run
>9. Reach Out (I’ll Be There)
>10.Stop! In the Name of Love
>11.This Old Heart of Mine (Is Weak for You)
>12.Where Did Our Love Go
>13.You Can’t Hurry Love
>14.You Keep Me Hangin’ On
In a recent BBC Motown documentary, McCartney talks about Motown’s influence on the Beatles…hell…they even tried to cover them on early records (terrible, terrible covers! PLEASE listen to the Motown originals and compare!) And so the Beatles helped to make Motown popular, but ONLY because they were a marketable, clean, white band. American black music was not played on British radio in the early 60’s. That’s a product of social stigmas…not musical quality.
I could go on about Motown’s importance over that of The Beatles, but I won’t…other than to say Smokey Robinson had an ability to write simple, instructive, metaphorical lyrics that leave John Lennon’s greatest moments in the dirt. (Bob Dylan called Smokey “America’s greatest poet”)…
And then there’s STEVIE WONDER. He easily wrote as many, (let’s face it; better) classic songs as the Beatles. From the age of 11. He writes better, he sings better, he plays better…and he’s one man…one blind man. You want to talk about peace and love through music…Stevie’s your man…he’s pretty much single handedly responsible for Martin Luther King day in America. And yet…people still think of him as ‘I Just Called to Say I Love You’…or they think Gangster’s Paradise by Coolio is a totally original piece of music…
May 9th, 2009 at 11:20 am
The Beatles are not some half-assed band. nope, they completely suck. I grew up in Southern California listening to The Beach Boys,Motown, and Bob Dylan. It is my opinion that the Beatles ripped off not only The Beach Boys, but every black musician that they could copy. They watered it all down and then sold it back to us. They sang about peace and love and socialism, but they were laughing all the way to the bank, and couldn’t stand each other, let alone the general population of fans. There song Helter Skelter is synonymous with the Manson Murders. That’s not their fault, but them sucking is.
I was nine years old when they toured the US, and they grossed me out, along with their screeching female audiences. The person who said they were a “boy band” is correct. Ha ha ha! Whenever I heard the song Eleanor Rigby, I would replace the name to Paul McCartney.
jlhmc-
May 13th, 2009 at 4:44 am
Dr. Pluto,
Thanks for your insightful and though provoking comments.
We’ve briefly touched on some of those points in an article about ’soul’ when related to the music of the FF.
http://suckmybeatles.com/2008/03/20/reason-7005-flabby-soul/
Stop by anytime!
Jane,
I couldn’t have said it better myself. We here at SMB have an unspoken understanding that the beat-boys not only stole black music but watered it down, sugar coated and repackaged it as pop bubblegum that could never offend anyone. Then they sold it to uptight, white America; folks who wouldn’t allow ‘race’ music into their homes.
June 19th, 2009 at 8:35 am
Well, this is just my opinion n all, but if they are highly regarded as one of the, if not THE greatest band in the world, by the majority of people who give a damn about music, and a few ignorant tards that can’t even make a list of 5 reasons that make any sense (though I grant that maybe 2-3 of those reasons were true), then it is not the beatles that suck, but your opinion of them that sucks. You probably would say that Hendrix sucked at the guitar because he didn’t make music you could slam your head against a wall to, or that Pink Floyd sucked because their music was too meaningful. People like you people have the most amazingly stupid opinions on music, but hey thats just my opinion… don’t believe me, believe the millions of people that enjoy good music, and know what they are talking about, they’ll put you right.
June 23rd, 2009 at 6:49 pm
I don’t hate the Beatles , but I do not like them either . I just can’t stand their music .
June 23rd, 2009 at 7:12 pm
HUGE ERROR in the first post – Tim says “The Beatles started as a boy band”. TOTALLY INCORRECT! The Beatles started as a rock band, and were never described as a “boy band” by anyone who knows what they are talking about.
One thing the Beatles never were was a “boy band”. The boy bands started in the late 80s and early 90s. There was NO SUCH THING as a “boy band” in the 60s.
They were not manufactured, they were not aimed at girls – the girls just started coming and offering themselves to them. That’s it. They were a rock band in the beginning that got globally popular thanks to technology and guitars. You will not ever find them described as a “boy band” by anyone in the 1960s, or anyone today who has a clue about rock history.
That’s my only beef. Anyone calling them the flagrant 1980s term “boy band” to describe any aspect of the 1960s Beatles career is immediately flaggable as clueless.
Carry on with your bad selves.
June 23rd, 2009 at 7:19 pm
Did you even READ the 100 Reasons Why The Beatles Suck? I could tell it was a JOKE!
June 24th, 2009 at 12:05 pm
Ah, Beatles haters – such a ridiculous bunch. Away with you, dull midned fools – back to your modern pop, rave and whatever the fuck else you imbeciles listen to. Us Beatles fans know… More than the rest of you ever will.
When I meet new people, the subject of music almsot always inevitably arises – I ask “Do you like The Beatles?” – if they say no, I know there’s a 99% chance I’m speaking to someone who isn’t at all in tune with music.
I won’t even recommend some of The Beatles best work to you narrow minded fools – your blind ignorance wouldn’t appreciate it, nor do you even deserve to hear it.
June 24th, 2009 at 6:57 pm
Someone can not like the Beatles and still be in tune with music.
Someone can like many different artists and still be in tune with music.
Someone can have a different opinion and still be in tune with music.
June 29th, 2009 at 5:58 am
I love number 19. The Beatles were phenomenal. As a matter of fact, I too hated them and thought that they were just a bunch of overrated brits, and I went on listening to metal and grindcore. But one day, not too long ago actually, someone pretty much made me listen to them. I never looked back since. And for the constant style changes in their music, it’s called evolving and maturing, asshole. I guess some people just like to hear the same thing over and over again from the same band. And that person, number 4, actually tried to say that the Beatles aren’t known all over the world. Dumbfuck. They also tried to convince us that Elvis was better just because he’s American. Wow. Paris Hilton is American, is her solo album better than the Beatles also? Obviously the people who have such an abhorrence of the Beatles haven’t heard enough of their music to judge it, because every song on every album is different. They never “copied” anyone. The songwriting abilities of Paul and John were just mindblowing. There’s so much to be said about the Fab Four, so much praise, I just can’t express myself in a coherent sentence. And big whoop, they covered an ass load of motown early on in their career. I consider the Beatles’ real music to be “Revolver” and on anyways, since that’s when they really started to experiment and create music ahead of it’s time. I understand if they aren’t your cup of tea, but COME ON! All this undeserved hate? The Beatles are an important part of history. Listen to the song “Across the Universe” and try to tell me that there’s no musical value or poetic value in that song. OH! And for the idiot, number 38 [Dr. Pluto] who said that Stevie Wonder was “pretty much single handedly responsible for Martin Luther King, Jr. day…” Dude, you are a fucking idiot, that’s MLK’s birthday you fucking illiterate shit. Since you don’t know that, then why should anyone rely on your opinions about the Beatles? What, do you also think that Prince is responsible for Christmas? Fucking dumbfuck…
July 7th, 2009 at 1:56 pm
woahh.
This is totally ridiculous.
People that think The Beatles suck, have serous issues, or have no good taste in music.
The Beatles are legends.
Beatles forever <3
July 11th, 2009 at 4:13 am
The Beatles is the best! rolling stones suck! losers! fuck jagger!
July 11th, 2009 at 10:58 am
I’ve heard enoguh of the beatles, Happines is a Warm Gun, While My Guitar Gentlee Weeps, Across the univers, I am the Walrus, Strawberry fields for every, goodbye hello, etc, etc, etc. I really didn’t like the Beatles at first, so after checking out this songs, I think thier music is crap.
July 13th, 2009 at 11:29 am
This is clearly a cutting from FHM.
Which doesn’t surprise me, seeing as the reviews in the music section of FHM always seem to highly favouritise the rap and hip-hop CDs over anything half decent or actually created by the person singing.
The Beatles do not, and never will, suck
July 18th, 2009 at 3:01 pm
Fuck the beatles they fucking sucks, really…it’s for nerds and seniors all they done is bullshit
July 27th, 2009 at 10:04 am
IF U HATE THE BEATLES SO MUCH WHY ARE U WASTING ALL YOUR TIME WRITING ABOUT THEM… TO ME THIS WEBSITE IS FOR A BUNCH A PEOPLE WHO CAN’T GET ATTENTION. THEY TRY TO DRAW ATTENTION BY SAYING THE BEATLES SUCK AND WAIT FOR PEOPLE LIKE ME TO NOTICE THEM… GOOD JOB YOU’RE A SOMEBODY. SCREW U ALL THE BEATLES ARE AMAZING
August 13th, 2009 at 4:57 pm
Haha
The Beatles are so great that even those who hates them so much are wasting time and creating a web page for them…
Or the owner and all of the hate post are just Cliff Richard hiding behind a PC in god knows where.
John is right… They are more popular than Jesus Christ and this haters just prove it bwahahahahaha
August 18th, 2009 at 4:29 am
hahaha
The Beatles sucks fat ass who love them is bastard
Elvis is the best sucker.
August 20th, 2009 at 9:35 pm
The list was quite literally absolutely laughable. I laughed aloud after virtually every “arguementitive listing” used. Oh, and very witty filling spaces with moronic jabber about how you hate them. It was more along the lines of 4 Reasons Why The Beatles Had a Few Bad Things Associated With Them. Complete With 96 Statements of Ill-Researched Bland Bitching and Moaning!
To address the whole Elvis thing, the guy performed well, and was without a doubt an exceptionally talented musician, but does not measure up to The Beatles in the slightest. Elvis’ songs ALSO had meaning, yes, but eventually became stale.
HELP! Some twat started a mindless blog whining about The Beatles.
August 21st, 2009 at 5:15 pm
Elvis measured up enough to be a vital influence on John Lennon.
Before Elvis there was nothing – Is that the quote from John Lennon.
August 21st, 2009 at 10:42 pm
maybe without beatles we wouldnt have the music we hear but come on!
they shouldnt be named as “the best band ever” because theres a lot of bands better than they right now…
August 29th, 2009 at 2:16 pm
overrated cocksuckers!
they were what the jonas brothers are now!
they’re going through the same shit, fangirls everywhere
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:37 am
Funniest thing I have read for a long time. Wish I could have claimed ownership….lol
September 5th, 2009 at 11:29 pm
I dislike the Beatles for their childish music and I constantly find that the theme’s they cover are so stupid. Those who got captured in the Beatles madness failed to come to the realisation that music is an art. For goodness sake, even I can pick up a guitar and play the Beatles. Real music is an exploration of the human state, diving into music expressionism and utimately showing off incredible talents.
If there’s one thing I’ve learned in my life it is that the majority is wrong, and art cannot be measured by it.
September 8th, 2009 at 8:16 am
The beatLess sucks and have no tecniqual skill, they sold because of commercial help and they arent rock at all theyr 100% pop. The greatest is Led Zeppelin greate tecniqual skills, best guitarist, vocalist, and drummer of all time. John paul Jones is like the second best bassist of all time, greate songs to. Beatless sucks and they will always suck
September 10th, 2009 at 6:59 am
Seems to be a lot of Beatles fan’s on here!! What’s the matter, curiosity get the better of you?? Ha ha!!!
If there was a website that hated my favourite band, I wouldn’t be on it sticking up for them!!! What’s the point? You’ll only get shot down by the people there for the real reason!! DUR!!!
Let’s face it, the Beatles were utterfuckingly shit!!!
Oh and to LoserThatIsAfraidToLoseWilDoAnything, get this. You ready?? OK. Sit down, cos this will blow your mind. OK. JESUS NEVER EXISTED EITHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God, get a life!!!
September 10th, 2009 at 7:04 am
And another thing. Old “Thumbs McFartney” should have been bled dry down to the last fucking penny when Heather Mills divorced him!!! She should have got the whole fucking lot and left him to go and live on the Mull of Kintyre with fuck fucking all!!
Check out my review of The Shite Album on Amazon and also his last solo effort.
God I wish I could put thumbscrews on him!!
September 10th, 2009 at 7:42 am
music started in 1991 who are the beatles?
September 10th, 2009 at 8:00 am
Who the fuck are the beatles?
September 10th, 2009 at 8:11 am
Anyone who has musical influence over those Oasis wankers, the Gallaghers must be absurdely bad.
September 10th, 2009 at 9:23 am
The Beatles didn’t suck. They did their thing at the right time. Financially it worked for them back then and they made a lot of money and where able to travel and get drugs and some young girls; and so hats out to them. I find nothing wrong with that.
What really sucks is the obsession of fans with the Beatles. I mean I got into a fist fight with a fucking Beatles obsessed retard about 4 years ago because I told him that I didn’t care for their music and he said “what’s there not to like” and I said “I just don’t”
“well you are a fucking moron” he said
and I said “Why do I have to me a fucking moron? I think they suck” and the next thing I know I get punched in the chest and shoved and then its on!.
I kicked his Beatles loving ass into next year for being a chump and my dislike for the Beatles and their retarded obsessed stupid fucking fans grew by 100%.
I still stand by my statement. The Beatles cashed in on an opportunity at the right time of their lives. Good for them and so fucking what?
NOW all you assholes who are venerating the Beatles give it up. They are done and time has moved on. Stop hanging on to what it was and embrace what it is. Music is much better today than it was back then, regardless where it came from. Because they may or may not have shaped music today (that’s a different argument) doesn’t mean they are the best and that we all have to like them. So fucking what. I hate their music and they suck.
Wana’ come over here and kick my ass?
Try it!
Some chump already did and ended up with 6 stitches to his eyebrow.
I love any one who hates the Beatles
September 10th, 2009 at 10:02 am
Unsure of the origination of the list? Should have used your powers of perception a little more acutely; simply look at the bottom left of the page. You’ll see the words “Classic Rock”; this comes from Classic Rock magazine, a UK publication that hits newsstands monthly.
September 10th, 2009 at 10:06 am
What’s all the fuss about, so what if some of us don’t like The Beatles, never have liked them, can’t stand Paul MccCartney, no ones gonna change my mind about that no matter how aggressive they get. People are different, just as well by the tone of some of the comments on here.
September 11th, 2009 at 4:51 am
Why, everytime I turn on the tv, or see the magazines on the shelves where I had my summer job, or went into HMV, did I see the Beatles. All I looked for in HMV was a Saosin album, and a Kutless album, but there’s no fucking room for new stuff, because every sodding shelf is still too full of Beatles stuff that must by now have been released in every possible combination on CD, minidisc, vinyl, tape, DVD, video cassette…
It’s not just that I really can’t stand 90+% of what the Beatles released, its that they’ve done nothing as a band for a long time (understandably since 2 are dead) and yet they’re always still the new release, so I can’t find what I’m looking for because people would still rather market stuff which was first released half a century ago. Why don’t they just open up a dedicated Beatles record shop so I can look for new stuff in HMV that I haven’t had chance to buy 600 copies of with a minute difference in colour, audio levels or track order, and also so that the more militant folk on here like Das can burn it down without destroying the stuff I like?
Also, to those who think the Beatles were the best at reasoning for peace, please listen to a couple of Rise Against or Anti-Flag tracks… far better lyrics, better music, and way more passion… Hero of War still makes me teary nearly a year on… whereas the Beatles could only make me cry if used in a form of torture… they weren’t out for peace… it’s called jumping on the 60s bandwagon, people!
September 11th, 2009 at 3:13 pm
Beatles are so over rated, they carried a beat which is what all musicans can do but they dont show epic skill with amazing guitar riffs, and their songs are just dumb for the most part, for example “why dont we do it in the road” (White Album) is just plain retarted it only has two lines that repeat int he whole song, i can even write a better song
September 13th, 2009 at 10:42 pm
The Beatles SUCKS ASS, The Rolling Stones were better by far
September 14th, 2009 at 2:12 am
Woke up this morning, and guess what? Yep, the Beatles are still shite!!!
September 14th, 2009 at 7:19 am
I’ve learned that it doesn’t matter whether you think The Beatles are the most god-awful band ever to have lived, or if you just think they’re not as good as everyone says they are (apparently the greatest, most diverse and influential musicians ever to have lived).
The point is that if you express an opinion other than total worship, you will be looked upon as a dangerous sociopath, totally ignorant, with a total inability to appreciate music.
This is why I’m convinced that The Beatles weren’t all that. It’s the religious zeal and opinionist jihadism of their supporters that implies a degree of cultural brainwashing is inherent in their popularity.
September 14th, 2009 at 7:20 am
Also, John Hurren makes a good point about Oasis. Cunts.
September 14th, 2009 at 7:51 am
Get yourself on to Amazon folks and let the masses know how you feel. I do and let me just tell you, it’s fantastic reading!! You’ll laugh yer tits off!!!
September 14th, 2009 at 7:53 am
http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B002BSHWUU/ref=cm_cr_dp_synop?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending#R10L7FNNHFK7WF
September 14th, 2009 at 3:13 pm
Haha, Fantastic!
September 16th, 2009 at 5:39 am
Sorry, not excited either way by the beatles – ok to listen to, I suppose, but I wouldn’t buy it. And much too bland to hate. Elvis, a bit the same. I grew up in the sixties, so must be my age. Listened to lots of both, all the time, but that was 40 years ago. Music changes and develops over time, and when you listen to stuff that was exciting when you were a child, it seems a bit bland and naff. Just my point of view, of course, and I wouldn’t dream of forcing you to listen to my favourite band. It might make your head explode. Not being able to change your mind or expand your viewpoint could do that to a person. I could get violent if forced to listen to Paul McCartneys solo stuff though. The frog chorus was his best effort, really, then he should have given up.
September 16th, 2009 at 7:32 am
Been called a wanker today by an irate Beatless fan. How funny!!!
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/cdp/member-reviews/A1NMUON74Y7SGA/ref=cm_pdp_rev_all?ie=UTF8&sort%5Fby=MostRecentReview
September 21st, 2009 at 9:39 pm
If there were no beatles there would be no (or alot less) hippies therefore meaning that if the beatles hadn’t existed the world would be a better place. Less people would die from drug overdose. People’s hair would be less greasy. If anything, the beatles made music worse, their music sounds like shit and if modern day bands and musicians used real legends like elvis as influences rather than the beatles, all their music would sound better.
September 23rd, 2009 at 2:56 pm
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheBeatles
This pretty much explains to anyone who scrawled down this far every single thing the Beatles innovated. Do your homework, haters. And to the guy who uploaded this, you know a little TOO much to make a hate list.
September 24th, 2009 at 4:48 am
MoMo, what’s the point of leaving a link here of something that we all dislike?? Oh yeah, none!!
September 24th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
Actually, it’s hard not to like a page which begins with a quote like this:
“Everybody’s born knowing all the Beatles lyrics instinctively. They’re passed into the fetus subconsciously along with all the amniotic stuff. Fact: they should be called ‘The Fetals’”.
—Sliding Doors
That quote not only explains why the jerk who uploaded this knows too much about the fetals, but why 90% of the population is brainwashed into believing the moptops were anything more than the Jonas Brothers of the 60’s (and 70’s….and 80’s…and 90’s….and….and…..).
That’s not really fair, the Jonas Brothers are good performers.
September 25th, 2009 at 3:07 am
The Monkees pissed ALL over the Beatless. EVERY TIME!!!
September 28th, 2009 at 1:35 am
i happen to love the beatles but could give a rat’s arse whether anyone hates them or loves them or not. Music is subjective. But thanks for this website and for the time i wasted reading it–i have been laughing myself to death.
September 28th, 2009 at 7:30 pm
I dont even listen to the beatles, i just googled into the internet, ‘ reasons why the 1970s suck’ and this site came up
oh…
…yeah
THEY ARE GAYER THAN TO GAY MEN RAPING ANOTHER GAY MAN UP HIS GAY ARSE HOLE IN A GAY WAY
September 29th, 2009 at 2:54 am
Now THAT’S GAY!!!
October 15th, 2009 at 2:22 am
Ryan, 24th June, what an absolute pompous arsehole!!! Jesus, I’d love to meet this guy and smack him in the face for being so bloody mindedly ignorant!!!
October 19th, 2009 at 4:55 am
i dont hate/like them all i know is if they had been black no one would give a shit,what about Little Richard without that man all you would see at shows was the band standing there singing they’re pretty song.Without him singing with that kick music would be just talking the man is better then Elvis. He didnt sell billions of records so he’s just another penny in your pocket. Stevie Wonder could shit all over the beatles(Im not makin it a black/white)just cuz a lot of ppl suck ur dick dont mean u the shit
October 22nd, 2009 at 11:42 pm
THIS PAGE SUCKS
October 26th, 2009 at 4:03 am
Adeline, I bet you do too!!
October 27th, 2009 at 12:19 pm
This was printed in Classic Rock in (I think) 2005, was SOOOOO funny!!!
November 1st, 2009 at 9:52 pm
Girls aloud are a band that suck. The Beatles were a proper band. Look at the older celebrities and compare to today’s. The 60’s, 70’s and 80’s had John Lennon. These days the press think Cheryl Tweedy is a celebrity, when in fact the racist bitch is a media whore, nothing more, sucks, just like this page!
November 2nd, 2009 at 1:39 pm
I disagree with everything said, but enjoyed the list nonetheless
November 5th, 2009 at 2:50 am
No, I think you’ll find that the Beatless were a boy band!!
November 5th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
the beatles sold there souls to the devil….they cheated their way up…you should give all the credit to the devil…he wrote all the music and lyrics…
November 5th, 2009 at 4:21 pm
..Elvis will always be better than the beatles for the simple fact that he was way cooler…the beatles had bad hair, bad teeth, bad clothing…ugly blokes…
November 8th, 2009 at 2:13 am
I’m not going to state an opion on here.
Simply because it will not be agreed with.
What I have to say on this matter is you have a right to your oppion and I support this fact.
I also ask that people on here try not to push this on people.
My friend was recently hurt by this site and someone on it who tried to force this on her… Be careful with what you say, it hurts people.
November 9th, 2009 at 3:10 pm
Hi NikkiGirl,
I’m really sorry to hear that your friend was hurt by this site. We were urged by the FDA to put up warnings, but foolishly ignored them – now look whats happened!
In the future, please try and be careful. This site has sharp edges. Don’t put it in your mouth as it should not be ingested. Finally, watch out! It could cause great harm if it gets pushed on you, especially from heights.
Remember: When visiting SMB, safety first!
November 9th, 2009 at 9:59 pm
Fukin Fags! The Beatles arent worth shit! were in 2010 not 1960..Im Glad they broke up..there fuckin stupid and they think there legends…my Ass
November 10th, 2009 at 5:53 am
Your ass is a legend??
November 11th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
The Beatles are fucking horrible, they always have been and they always will be! If you like them, you’re fucking retarded and I hate you!
November 15th, 2009 at 8:51 pm
hahahahah number 63 is my favorite. I’ve used that as an argument before, playing devils advocate and suggesting that without the beatles as an influence, charles manson might not have had his cult kill all the people for Helter Skelter.
I made a beatles fan cry. :/ Which just epitomizes the mental instability of the fans….
November 17th, 2009 at 10:50 pm
All of the various opinions here…You all must love Beatles. Even if you say the most horrible things about them, you’re lying to yourself and everyone else.
C’mon admit it, and stop bullshitting yourselves. You all fucking LOVE the Beatles. There is **no way** not to. It’s just the way it is. It would be like saying you hate sex, your favorite food, or anything else that you may be embarrassed of, for that matter.
‘Beatles Denial’ should be in every psychology textbook. Your hate doesn’t exist. Time doesn’t exist You don’t exist. Only your false Beatle Loving Denial exists in your phony brain that was lost after birth along with The Oceanic Feeling. Put your ego up your ass, because that doesn’t exist either. Phooey.
November 18th, 2009 at 6:07 pm
Wow…. “you all must love the beatles…there is “no way” not to.”
Right there, THATS my biggest problem with them. You ask a person why they like the beatles, you know what answer I get the most? “because theyre the beatles”.
And THATS the reason I dislike them and everything they are diefied as.
November 19th, 2009 at 4:18 pm
This list is pretty great. Not because it bashes the Beatles or anything(I like them quite a bit, honestly), but the reasons on there are just awesome. “The Beatles were just Monkees copyists.” lol
November 20th, 2009 at 6:15 am
Ladies and Gents, JPGR is on various reviews on Amazon and also one of the discussions in the Amazon ” Beatless community”
Dude, you’re such a fuckin’ muppet!!!
Why the fuck would you come on here trying to get us to change our minds?? It’s like being black and going to a KKK meeting and saying please!!!
Fucking retard!!!!
Josh, the beatless WERE copying the Monkees. Fact!!
November 20th, 2009 at 9:27 am
Oh shit dude, you are right. I should probably go and burn all of my Beatles CDs because of this new found fact.
November 22nd, 2009 at 7:55 am
You should, then you could stand in line to buy the next re-release without feeling like as much of a moron.
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:30 am
That or I torrent it like everyone else who isn’t dumb.
November 27th, 2009 at 3:16 am
One of the few then!!
November 27th, 2009 at 4:28 am
Please get yourself down to Amazon.com and check out my discussion (and others) called “Average White Band” in the Beatless Community.
Just click on one of their products and at the bottom of the page, there will be a link for the beatless community. Hit that and way you go!!
Thanks
December 1st, 2009 at 4:00 pm
Creo que las ofensas del cartel ese , le quitan toda validez a lo que exponen , quien lo creó , no estaba ni en los planes de sus padres(cuando The Beatles estaban completos en sus mejores años.)
December 2nd, 2009 at 3:43 am
Yay im leaving a comment! LIL WAYNE IS THE BEST MUSICIAN ALIVE! That should of been in your list also can you start a nirvana hate site?
December 2nd, 2009 at 3:44 am
The Brady Bunch had better music then the beatles hahaha
December 2nd, 2009 at 4:18 am
This is a translation of what Nicolas has put :-
“I believe that the offenses of the placard that, they remove every validity to what expose, who created it, was not neither in the plans of its parents (when The Beatles were complete in its better years.)”
Yep, I can’t either!!
December 2nd, 2009 at 8:35 am
Thanks for clearing that up Norcs!
December 3rd, 2009 at 12:32 pm
December 3rd, 2009 at 6:41 pm
“I buried Paul”….
December 4th, 2009 at 3:41 am
There’s a discussion on Amazon – “Is Paul Dead Yet?”
Well I answered no, but I’m working on it, but it seems that Billybud has gone and beaten me to it!!!
You swine!!
December 5th, 2009 at 11:38 pm
Wow, that was the most bullshit list from a fucking fagot ass, death metal, ignorant fuck I have ever read. Just cause you don’t like them doesn’t mean no one else does and sorry yo cant head bang you fucking fagot cause that’s gay anyway. Also that wasn’t even 100 reason almost half the reasons were totally irrelevant and half were repeated.
December 6th, 2009 at 9:44 am
fagot [fag-uht]
noun
1. a bundle of sticks, twigs, or branches bound together and used as fuel, a fascine, a torch, etc.
2. a bundle; bunch.
3. a bundle of pieces of iron or steel to be welded, hammered, or rolled together at high temperature.
4. bouquet garni.
verb (used with object)
5. to bind or make into a fagot.
6. to ornament with fagoting.
What are you trying to say?
December 7th, 2009 at 6:01 pm
I HATE THE BEATLES
December 8th, 2009 at 10:22 am
I hate the fucking Beatles. And now all this rock band shit with them on it. God now they have another generation loving this shit. Fuck that shit, they are so gay. How can anyone find that shit good? It sucks so much ass.
December 8th, 2009 at 6:34 pm
The Beatles are SO not metal. They’re for girls and guys without any balls. Man up and listen to some real music, you fucking pansy-asses. I mean, just look at their photo from the picture in the original post. It essentially spells out, “Why, yes. I would very much like a dick in my ass.”
December 9th, 2009 at 6:14 pm
It was pretty funny and all but the Beatles definitly weren’t Monkees copyists, FACT
December 9th, 2009 at 6:18 pm
Lol, that Norcs guy needs to get a life…. like 50 posts by him or something
December 12th, 2009 at 4:50 pm
Thank you Suck My Beatles, for making all who have the mental capacity to recognize satire when they see it laugh at funny posts and internet retards AT THE SAME TIME.
It’s hard to believe that people actually think this is serious. I suppose this is what happens when the idiots on our planet are forced to wear seatbelts.
December 16th, 2009 at 5:11 am
Hey FUCK U. Great name, really appealing!! Still, you can’t help it if you mummy didn’t love you. I wish you’d learn English though.
Sam, yes they were.
84742, I have a life, I’m not just a number.
Beatless fan, THIS IS REAL!!!
December 24th, 2009 at 7:52 pm
Hey there, after reading a few of this comments with all do respect I must share my oppinion. I grew up in a different country, where our primery language is Spanish. I can say from a personal exparience that the Beatles are the only band that has survive in the old and young mines down there, and even though inisially we did not understand what the hell this guys where singin obout, the lirics to me where out of this world. My mine whent into the most peasefull stage it could go too when ever I lisend to their music. Later when I learn English, I like them even more. Like me, there are a lot of Betlemanics down there, and freinds, family menber and a lot of people in genral think that THE BEATLES are and always will be the absolute kings of rock
December 29th, 2009 at 9:06 am
Juan Carlos, you must have lost something in translation.
December 30th, 2009 at 1:24 am
No brother! Maybe all you need is love, you may need to follow the sun, may need to let it be or perhaps you need to give pease a chance? Shoot man! If that does not loosen you hard I stand corrected and you sir. are made out of stone or maybe you come from a perfect family or have had a beautiful life. Any way I hope you never need a little bit of sole healing my friend, and if you ever need some of that I hope you find a way to alleviate your sole like I did when I found the BEATLES. Best to you and your family in this new year.
December 30th, 2009 at 11:32 pm
The Beatles didn’t release their butcher cover but that’s not their fault. they weren’t allowed by their company. I bet they wouldve if they couldve.
December 31st, 2009 at 3:48 am
You have, as my pease is wearing thin!!
I am made from stone, do have a perfect family AND have had a beautiful life!! All of it beatless free.
My sole and soul are both fine and do not need repairing, and if they did, I sure as hell would not turn to the mind numbing beatless. They’d be enough to tip me over the edge!!
Good day to you sir and a happy new year!!
January 2nd, 2010 at 12:50 am
Hey at least you are not an ass! You actually sound like a nice sound person. And I’m not a tree huger, I just like the BEATLES and you do not, so what, Ha! All the best to you, chao!
January 3rd, 2010 at 2:19 am
Kurt cobain’s shits had more talent than the beatles
January 3rd, 2010 at 7:14 pm
HAY GUYS I HATE THE BEATLES I’M SO COOL AND EDGY NOW!!!!!!
….srsly. the beatles revolutionized music and they influenced many famous artists today. do we need to drill a fucking hole and shove this information into your brain? whoops, nvm, you don’t have one.
oh, and lol @ this list. i couldn’t even laugh because it was such a pile of ridiculous bullshit. the i am the walrus line made more teens pregnant? lol. i bet 95% of teens don’t even know the goddamn song. try harder douchebags.
January 4th, 2010 at 7:57 am
I knew focusing our advertising budget on people with an IQ below 20 would pay off eventually.
January 9th, 2010 at 10:55 pm
“i buried paul”…i killed the real Paul McCartney…stuffed his throat with “cranberry sauce”…
January 9th, 2010 at 11:00 pm
i wonder if George Martin hates the beatles…he should be the ultimate beatle hater…..anyways Soundgarden reunited…
January 10th, 2010 at 4:27 am
actually, you can shag JUST FINE while listening to the beatles.
(see that list of 100 ways of complaining about nothing.)
January 10th, 2010 at 8:54 am
Is it too much to hope for another Badmotorfinger?
January 10th, 2010 at 4:02 pm
wanna know who really sucks…Sean Lennon….and all of Ringo Starr’s music….
January 13th, 2010 at 9:07 am
Just a couple of points since I;ve been missing over Xmas.
Turdferguson – LOVE IT!!!
Luna – You need to learn how to spell and punctuate. Also, not how to trip yourself up. “oh, and lol @ this list. i couldn’t even laugh because it was such a pile of ridiculous bullshit. the i am the walrus line made more teens pregnant? lol” So you did Laugh Out Loud then? Why say you didn’t when you did?
Also, I’ve never claimed to be edgy and cool because I hate the beatless and never would, it’s just my opinion. DEAL WITH IT!!!
Billybud – You serious?? Soundgarden back together??? SUPERB!!!
Name(required) – I can’t shag at all whilst listening to the beatless, I’m too busy vomiting.
January 14th, 2010 at 11:27 am
If you say the Beatles sucks, you also sucks!
They have revolutionized music and made many of the best songs ever written.
January 15th, 2010 at 8:04 am
Playgod, you can’t play god on here. The beatless were rubbish and you know it!
January 20th, 2010 at 3:31 pm
for all those who hate the beatles…would you rather listen to “WHAM”..????they reunited as well…
January 20th, 2010 at 3:34 pm
so Norcs you saying “LSD” is rubbish….????
January 21st, 2010 at 9:38 am
Not at all, I’ve had many a good trip in my time. But the beatless are.
January 23rd, 2010 at 6:18 pm
“The Beatles are not some half-assed band. nope, they completely suck. I grew up in Southern California listening to The Beach Boys,Motown, and Bob Dylan. It is my opinion that the Beatles ripped off not only The Beach Boys, but every black musician that they could copy” hey jane, why dont you go to google, see when the beach boys started, and when the beatles did.
January 25th, 2010 at 9:15 am
And come to the same conclusion. The beatless are still shit!!
January 26th, 2010 at 4:15 pm
Lieks omg!!!!! The beatles is da shit! you is all ignorant, jealous, fags. I dare you to email me at holtrexiscool@hotmail.com and holtrexisawsome@hotmail.com, i wills maek you luv the beatles and you’ll be like, omg I wuz such a fag and you’ll come to me and say Hai dusty, i wuz wrong, I was a fag.
-Dusty Kellar (age 16)
January 27th, 2010 at 8:16 am
Hi Dusty,
Unfortunately the emails you left didn’t work so I’ll have to respond here.
Thanks for the message, it’s not often I’m treated to comments as witty and intelligent as yours. I’m a little nervous about writing because I honestly can’t stand the beatles and the idea of liking them turns my stomach, but I’m curious as to how you plan on going about making anybody love them. Mind control? Do you have some recordings of them
playing something listenable? Hypnotherapy? Is your dad gonna put us over his knee and Beat in some respect?
If your methods fail, perhaps you’ll allow us to try and deprogram beatlemart’s
microchip, or whatever they have planted in your brain.
Take care,
Das the Jealous Fag
January 28th, 2010 at 9:26 am
Hey Dusty,
Lahk, did u go to skool or sumfink, innit, cos ah cant understand a word ure saying, tho, innt??
February 3rd, 2010 at 11:34 pm
Okay most of these reasons are just repeated or continued from other invalid reasons. By the way, the Beatles never wrote down any of their music. So that’s why you’ll never know how to play good music.
February 5th, 2010 at 3:13 am
Because they were too embarrased to put it to paper more like.
February 27th, 2010 at 11:27 am
this whole website is bollocks who ever created it should be taken outside behind a barn and shot like an injured horse. you must not know anything about music or the music industry you wanker!
February 27th, 2010 at 11:29 am
btw elvis sucks ass
February 27th, 2010 at 10:54 pm
Elvis wrote very few songs–he was too busy stuffing his face with hamburgers and poppin’ pills. Secondly, The Beatles accomplished more in ten years than any other artist..When they broke up, they were all still in their 20’s.
March 1st, 2010 at 7:12 am
You Suck, I’m afraid the problem is we know too much, the exact opposite of you and jacob.
http://suckmybeatles.com/2007/11/14/reason-709-elvis-vs-the-beatles/
March 2nd, 2010 at 2:53 am
LOL. The Beatles did everything. Even “I’ve Got A Feeling” was written by them before The Black Eyed Idiots wrote theirs.
March 3rd, 2010 at 8:58 am
Genius Das!!!!
March 5th, 2010 at 4:37 pm
You know your music – so do we. THE ALLMUSIC Guide BLOG
[edit: Hey guy with bad name. I'm not editing your comments to censor you, but 50 novel length comments in a row is a bit much. If you feel that strongly about the fabs, and you have something original to say instead of a bunch of copied and pasted articles, email me and I'll give you a platform on this much loved and heralded site. If you don't, please piss off. -Das]
March 9th, 2010 at 7:20 pm
the beatles are way overhyped i listened to there song didnt suck they got way too much attention for the junk they wrote
March 28th, 2010 at 11:43 am
LISTEN HERE ALL OF YOU!! THEY BITCH WHO WROTE THAT 100 THING ABOUT THE BEATLES IS SYUPID!!! SHE KEPT REPEATING THINGS AND ADDING THINGS THAT DIDNT EVEN INVOLVE THE BEATLES!!! AND IT WOULD HAVE TO GO LOOK UP EVERYTHING 4 THE BEATLES JUST TO FIND OUT ALL THAT STUFF!! SO JUST PISS OFF!! and yes elvis is better than them but thats because hes ELVIS THE KING!!! so wat if they were crack heads? NEWSFLASH so was everyone else in that freaking time period!! even elvis!!
SO WHY DONT ALL OF YOU JUST FUCK OFF AND LEAVE THE BEATLES ALONE!?!?!?!?
March 28th, 2010 at 11:48 am
i agree with everyone on here that says that the beatles are a good band and stuff so whoever wrote this should just go look up some facts before they start running there mouth about the beatles. cause you wanna know something? THE BEATLES ARE KOOLER THAN YOULL EVER BE!!
March 30th, 2010 at 11:29 am
Oh thank you for this site. I thought I was the only one. You’d get more Hell Yeahs! if you shouted the the N word at an NBA game then dare say anything against the Beatles. While there might be a few passable songs, there is such a huge body of utter crap and filler weighing against them that all of it just makes me want to stab my ears out with an ice-pick. And they are a POP band, not a ROCK band
April 4th, 2010 at 12:34 am
dude it was a band 40 years ago GET OVER IT!you stinken red necks
April 4th, 2010 at 12:36 am
ps that picture was taken before they even herd of drugs
April 7th, 2010 at 12:44 am
Yep. The Beatles …..well, just are not very good. Thought I was alone, almost everyone I ever met loves the Beatles and many are “new” fans. Their music has never impressed me. Sure, there are a couple of songs that break the mold. I like, not LOVE, “Hey Jude”. I like the hooky nah-nah-nah-nah’s at the end, it’s like the Blue Blooded Americans kickin’ the tea out of the Red Coats in the Revolutionary. It’s anthemic.
No, I’m a peace loving dude. That’s why I didn’t say the Beatles “suck”. That’s strong language. It’s just music, but it’s music I don’t understand, I don’t like. Never have…..never will. I have a hard time seeing past any corny pop stuff. And Lennon’s “Imagine”. Oh my, don’t send hate mail please. But religion is one of the greatest things that has ever happened to us fallen creatures called “man”. If we didn’t have faith, or some kind of fear about the Man, than we probably wouldn’t be sittin’ here talkin’ bout how good or bad this band is, and they are BAD!
April 17th, 2010 at 12:46 pm
look.Without the beatles so many of todays artists would be crap because the beartles covered nearl everything.And they are way better than Elvis cos all hes just anothere american rock n roller.
The beatles are every where today still i mean i’ve only just come to the beatles but there my favourite band ever.
In my life, yesterday, while my guitar gently weeps I could go on, there timeless.I probably sound like some old sod.LONG LIVE THE BEATLES
April 17th, 2010 at 12:48 pm
ps if you mean the picture at thebottom they were stoned outta there heads during he help filming and recording
April 17th, 2010 at 12:53 pm
me agen.if you’ve only listened to a couple of beatles songs like yellow sub marine or something with a crapy name the n go and lkisten to LET IT BE or YESTERDAY
April 17th, 2010 at 2:41 pm
Fuck the guy who made this page
what are you a fuckin’ retard or something?? And fuck everyone who doesn’t like the beatles
you probably sit in a small room listening to ssome bullshit piece of shit who think they have talent
The beatles wrote nearlt all there songs apart from the first couple of albums.
and everyone “borrowed” material off each other, besides the beatles wrote loads of songs for other artists and bans.The best musical artist of all time, including the futre,
and they were ENGLISH
hahahahahahahaha
April 17th, 2010 at 2:43 pm
can’t everyone like what music they want??
April 19th, 2010 at 5:43 am
Have you ever walked into a public restroom, entered a stall and discovered somebody has managed to take a dump on the toilet?
Somehow, a talented individual took the time to make sure his turd snaked out of the bowl, over the seat, down the side and onto the floor.
The funny thing is it happens fairly often in various locations, different cities, different countries. This means there is more than one person doing it. Possibly a team, more likely an underground city of bottom feeding toilet terrors.
These are the people who write comments like this.
April 22nd, 2010 at 5:10 pm
It’s tough to believe that every song written before The Beatles was meaningless and every song written after 1970 owes everything to The Beatles.
No other artist in the 60’s created anything that can be compared to The Beatles.
It’s refreshing to know that people took the time to make music before, during and after The Beatles.
Thank you to those people.
April 24th, 2010 at 2:37 am
YOU R A FUCKIN GAY THAT YOU CREATED THIS WEBSIDE….
YOU KNOW WHAT I M THINKING…?TAKE YOUR DICK SUCK IT..AND THEN PUT IT IN YOUR OWN ASSHOLE….YOU SON OF A BICH…..YOUR OWN MOTHER WAS LISTENING THESE SONGS…SO..IF YOU HATE THE BEATLES AN THE PEOPLE WHO ADMIRE THEM…THEN GO FUCK YOUR MOMMA….DICK…
BEATLES ARE LEGENDS!!
GUYS…DONT LET HIM CONTINUE CREATING PAGES LIKE THIS….HE IS THE EMPARASSE OF THE TRUE MUSIC..!!!!!!!!!!!STOP HIM…!!!
April 25th, 2010 at 4:39 pm
The previous comment helps the case this site is making quite a bit. Just look at what listening to the Beatles does to your personality and manners. Anyway, the biggest reason I think they suck the most is the hypocrisy of their music label, Apple Records. They’ve tried to ruin so many TV shows, movies, and radio programs from the 60s and 70s with their fascist-like control of the Beatles catalog. I wish every production that had ever used a clip of the Beatles had used the Rolling Stones instead and told the Beatles to piss off. At least the Rolling Stones aren’t quite as immature and petty as the surviving Beatles & their cohorts.
April 27th, 2010 at 9:51 pm
Just so you ELVIS NEVER Wrote any songs of his own…NEVER. im not taking anything away from him but the beatles were AMAZING somg writers and elvis just sang songs written and performed be other people… and the beatles do this with their music because it is always in demand because 40 years later they are STILL the most popular band in america and the world.. but elvis WAS good too.. but nowhere near the beatles so you suck it
May 6th, 2010 at 5:55 pm
the beatles rock. this website sucks
May 7th, 2010 at 7:59 pm
Beatles were amazing. Revolver is probably my fave album of all time.
I just find it unfortunate that you are missing out, but hey, I’m sure you have fave bands too that you like just as much as the ’super-fans’ that you mock for loving The Beatles.
At the end of the day, regarding The Beatles, I’m not sure that millions upon millions of people- and the entire decade of the 60s- can be wrong.
x
May 11th, 2010 at 9:12 am
I am a beatlemaniac but, I LOVE your website! Its very funny!
Guys take it easy with the people rights to love or hate everything they want. (listen to Dig a Pony).
Altough, the website owner just can be a Beatle Fan because he knows EVERYTHING about the fab just distort all the facts and know all their songs
May 12th, 2010 at 7:00 pm
yeah, elvis was so threatened he tried to have the beatles deported. what a hero. loser!
May 12th, 2010 at 7:05 pm
ps beatle people – don’t get all down on this website. i love it! just another reminder of how much smarter i am (we all are) than everyone else
May 27th, 2010 at 6:23 pm
I really think people shouldn’t post this knid of website. Probly John Lennon
will haunt you guys who hate them.
You guys really suck….not the beatles.
Yes offense!
haha in you face!
ps. If you ever say you hate the beatles again…I will kill you! Delete this site now!!!!
May 27th, 2010 at 6:42 pm
Hello people who hate us.
This girl named Paula told me about this site. So I decided to have someone delete it. This site is very civil to me and my guys.
MY FRIENDS HAVE FEELINGS!
Paul
May 27th, 2010 at 7:20 pm
Paul McCartney? Here?!?
I love you guys!
June 1st, 2010 at 7:50 pm
Thanks! When people are nice to me, I like to say a big thanks!
Anyways I think mfe sucks.
So people who said they hate us want us to hate them to? wow people are out of there minds…..
I love all my fans!
June 4th, 2010 at 10:25 pm
-The thing about the shittles is that they are responsible for today’s shitty pop landscape.
-Watch any of those lame MTV retrospectives and some retard like Britney Spears or The Steamer Brothers and they will froth from the vag as they pronounce how much they’d like to be touched by the beatles.
-They started out as a boy band and only remained popular because 12 year old girls loved a hard day’s night, and their early shit long enough to go into heat when they released their hippie garbage
-people are a bunch of butt pirates when they gape at how wise john leming was, his crappy albums didn’t put anything new on the table, and they fucking sucked
June 14th, 2010 at 10:37 pm
The funny thing is, I think the guy who wrote it actually likes The Beatles and is making fun of people who dont. It has that feel.
June 14th, 2010 at 10:39 pm
lol john is a fudge packer, go listen to your heavy metal or rap shit
June 15th, 2010 at 1:42 pm
I love The Beatles.
June 16th, 2010 at 12:12 am
Beatles are the best..PERIOD
June 18th, 2010 at 5:06 pm
Fine it was me who played Paul.
But if Paul really came to this site then he would really say that.
I’m gonna find a way to delete this site, AND THATS THAT!
June 18th, 2010 at 5:27 pm
You guys who hate the beatles suck!
Appeal to the socially conscious part of people. Get them to like the Beatles by pointing out their message of peace, and an end to war. John Lennon and Yoko Ono staged a bed in to promote media coverage to their peace movement.
Use the lyrics to appeal to the creative people in your life. Turn them onto the Beatles with their creative and unique lyrics. Play “Eleanor Rigby” and point out the line where Eleanor waits by the window wearing a face that she keeps in a jar by the door. The line is creepy and creative, and can help you get any creative heart to like the Beatles.
Convert people, and get them to like the Beatles, with their use of big band sounds and use of new instruments. They used the Sitar after being influenced by eastern religion. This can be used as a way to convince some of the musically inclined friends of yours.
Get people to like the Bealtes by telling them about the bands who have been influenced by the band. From Jimi Hendrix, who played a live version of “St. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band,” to Elliott Smith who covered “Because” for the film “American Beauty,” there are many sounds and artists who have learned from the Beatles.
Talk about the Beatles’ influence on fashion to appeal to the fashionistas in your life. Get them to appreciate the Bealtes by pointing out the mop top hair cut, the Beatles cut shirts and boots made popular by the band
June 24th, 2010 at 7:46 am
Hi folks, I’m back!!!
Just trying to get my head around the fact that McFartney has met Obama!! WOW!! Why did Obama not get out his 9mm and pump the Scouse fu**er full of lead??
June 25th, 2010 at 6:24 pm
You think your know all around this entire website?! I don’t think so!
All i know is that your kinda dumb…. let me change that… REALLY DUMB!
Beatles lovers have to help me and Paul!
June 26th, 2010 at 1:19 pm
People how think beatles suck are DEAF!
You don’t even listen to beatles songs so why bother making this site!
you might think this site will make you popular but you are WRONG!
Haha In your faces Not beatles lovers!
You suckers!
June 26th, 2010 at 1:21 pm
When you die you’ll want to thank the beatles for having there songs played at your funeral.
June 28th, 2010 at 4:14 pm
There’s a stipulation in my will that states the music of the beatles is only to be played at my funeral if it’s performed by Wing.
http://suckmybeatles.com/2007/10/31/reason-347-i-wanna-hold-your-wing/
July 2nd, 2010 at 1:30 am
I’m a Beatle fan and some comments are really funny and of course stupid. Anyway, my question is, if all of you hate the Beatles, WHY THE HELL YOU WASTE YOUR TIME HATING THE BEALES?! That means all of you think about them all the time, and you waste you’re time writing how much you hate them. LAME!
FOR THE CREATOR OF THIS PAGE:
What I really love is that you waste your – not- precious time doing this page. You really hate them, yeah, you really hate The Beatles so much that you created a page for them. So sweet.
Well, I’ll send all my lovong to you.
July 16th, 2010 at 5:49 pm
Meh.
I chech=k her only to reply such a waste of time here.
You know what, This site is made to waste people’s time.
So dumb.
FOR THE CREATOR OF THIS PAGE:
You think you’ll be popular by making this site and making people hate the Beatles, But you know what some people have a strong heart of love like me and will always love the beatles very much.
Even If they make a wrong note they’ll just say meh.. Who cares if it’s a wrong note. Every one makes mistakes.
Who’s with me?
GO BEATLES GO!
July 16th, 2010 at 5:51 pm
Meh.
I checK herE only to reply such a waste of time here.
You know what, This site is made to waste people’s time.
So dumb.
FOR THE CREATOR OF THIS PAGE:
You think you’ll be popular by making this site and making people hate the Beatles, But you know what some people have a strong heart of love like me and will always love the beatles very much.
Even If they make a wrong note they’ll just say meh.. Who cares if it’s a wrong note. Every one makes mistakes.
Who’s with me?
GO BEATLES GO!
July 19th, 2010 at 1:58 pm
Thank you for this website. I hate the Beatles. They suck suck suck suck suck.
August 1st, 2010 at 7:24 pm
why are beatles fans on here!? i hate their shitty music..they did not inspire rock at all they inspired jonas brothers shit..being praised for being “good looking” and talentless. real ispiring artists were/are jefferson airplane jimmy hendrix and janis joplin for the hippy movement. RUSH and Pink floyd for the prog movement. acdc and led zepplin for the hard rock movement. the runaways, the first all girl rock band (and the punk movement with the sex pistols and cheap trick) megadeth and metallica, the start of the metal movement, joan jett for the start of the riot grrrl movement…and even rap like africa bambaataa. and pop like MJ and madonna all talented artists who really made an impact
August 4th, 2010 at 8:33 pm
You are all phafetic, The beatles are fucking proberly before all your time….They WHERE BIGGER THAN JESUS !, and i bet they have more fans then you fucking do…..
August 6th, 2010 at 12:01 am
Sex Pistols are fucking worst band of history !, what the fuck you on about George Harrison would fuck the sex pistols up with a guitar solo !
August 8th, 2010 at 3:59 am
two words OVERRATED GARBAGE
get over yoursleves already, their music isn’t remotly cool or anything. it flat out sucks azz!
August 24th, 2010 at 11:13 am
Well thats the start of 60’s Music….And i know you do suck ass..You are all just full of jealousy, That No Other Band Was Bigger Then They Were!
August 25th, 2010 at 5:30 am
i hate the beatles. they suck!! i am so glad that i am not the only one who feels this way. lol.
August 26th, 2010 at 8:50 pm
The Beatles sucks
September 12th, 2010 at 10:45 pm
Why the hell are they number one on every single greatest lists. It is seriously starting to piss me off. I love classical rock. My personal favorites are the 80s hair bands (Cinderella, Whitesnake, Triumph, Skid Row, etc.) but lets face it, most of their music doesn’t even sound good, honestly.
Im so relieved to see that I’m not the only one that wishes they never born. And all of the bandwagoners that don’t know what music is should go kill themselves. “oh my god! the Beatles are so good! I’m gonna scream and cry and act like I’m so shocked by their completely mediocure music!” They’re like the TGI Fridays of music – completely average, nothing more.
September 17th, 2010 at 2:57 pm
My, my, so many people do take their likes and dislikes (and themselves) so seriously! I love the Beatles while fully acknowledging they didn’t create rock and roll in 6 days, then rested on their money bags on Sunday. Everyone borrows from everyone else. Can’t like Elvis AND The Beatles AND Little Richard AND The Sex Pistols AND… I say you can.
I also say you can love the Beatles and find the list hilarious. “‘Ob la di Ob la da.’BASTARDS!” had me laughing out loud.
Reading the comments from folks who think that even jokes about The Mop Tops is BLASPHEMY makes me see a reason for this site. Reading the hate and stoopid “arguments” all over it, however, makes me see that a lot of people clearly have no life.
Dare I say… “It’s only music”?
September 18th, 2010 at 12:13 pm
Yea, I get the point. You are welcome to the put down. It’s hip to tread on icons. Sort of post-post modern. Deconstruct the sacred text. But perhaps one has to listen with new ears and put the beatles in perspective of their times. I mean is Bach hackneyed?
What is ironic is that you who created this site is exploiting the Beatles by saying you are sick of hearing about others exploiting the Beatles. No doubt you are a relitively young person who wasn’t around at the time to “get it,” and you have WAY too much time your hands to go to all the trouble to put up the site.
What is true is that the Beatles were an amazingly talented group that had no more to say then about how and what was being marketed about them than they do now. They also didn’t make much money. They got ripped off and didn’t even own their own songs.
And BTW who is around now with even a dribble of that talent (dare I say genius)? Yes there are bright spots here and there, and believe me I listen, but no one is even close to having that kind of musical and social impact.
The folks that say the Beatles had no musical influence are just historically WRONG. (Full of shit) At least get your facts straight.
September 19th, 2010 at 7:18 am
…sigh
September 25th, 2010 at 10:29 pm
holy son of a *****! The person who did this website is a poor bastard who doesn’t know ANYTHING about music. And that goes to all of YOU people who hate the beatles and think that they suck. The Beatles were a LEGEND. They sang GOOD MUSIC! So did Elvis. I mean, listen to the kind of music nowadays, like that rap crap music. They just talk about Money, sex, Money, and more Sex. What is so damn great about sex and money people?! Kids in my school listen to that Queery FAKE rock music they have nowadays. And kids also listen to stupid music like rap, hip-hop, and all that kind of music thats FULL OF SHIT nowadays. SO ALL OF YOU BEATLE HATERS BETTER JUST SHUT YOU’RE FUCKING MOUTH UP! WHY? BECAUSE YOU’RE THE ONES WHO SUCK ASS, NOT THE BEATLES! AND THAT SHIRT THAT SAYS THE BEATLES SUCK, ARE ONLY FOR THE BASTARDS WHO ARE FUCKING SICK IN THE BRAIN. AND THAT GOES TO YOU, THE PERSON WHO CREATED THIS SHITTY WEBSITE. THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD IS ALREADY FUCKED UP!!!!
September 26th, 2010 at 11:15 am
But the Beatles didn’t influence bad things in their music like “I get high with a little help from my non bathing dreadlock wearing friends, or Strawberry fields forever!” Yes, that doesn’t influence kids to ruin their lives with drugs.
Two down, two to go.
September 26th, 2010 at 6:52 pm
Well yes, they never did influence bad things. Some people just dont understand. I don’t even believe in that “listen-to-their-records-backwards” thing, and when people say that they’re satanic. *Sigh* some people just rabble on about crap that’s not real. -___-”
September 30th, 2010 at 8:17 pm
Owell…i bet half of you wankers are a bunch of fucking yanks….so i dont blame ya….British Music Kick’s Yank music’s arse !
September 30th, 2010 at 8:20 pm
Dogshit….Since when did you ever care about what they influence for kids…well i cant blame you…now i know why you are called dogshit….because it comes out your mouth.
September 30th, 2010 at 8:31 pm
Everyone is entitle to their own opinion and to listen to what they like. The reason the Beatles are different, in my opinion, is because they evolved. Their music starts out as teenage pop, true, but then it becomes classical, then rocky, then psychodelic and it goes on. And they were individuals. True John wrote Imagine and spoke about no religion which I don’t agree with but then George wrote “My Sweet Lord” which is a praise to our God and Paul wrote “Let it Be,” clearly a religious song. So you have evolution and variety evenw ithin the group. That’s why they’re different.
October 1st, 2010 at 4:34 am
yeah your right about all of that….but its just music…and they split up in 1969 witch is…damn i bet before any of us on this site was born.
October 8th, 2010 at 1:03 pm
I really don’t get The Beatles. I’ve tried hundreds of times to listen to there music and its OK I guess but why does everybody hail them as the grestest band ever?
It also makes me sick when I see their stupid album covers plastered to all this merchandise in like every single store in America.
When somebody says their favorite band is The Beatles, its like the equivalent of somebody saying their all-time favorite food is pizza. Really? Pizza? Everybody loves it, and I guess its OK, but really? Its just so typical and boring.
Thats why I dislike The Beatles.
October 19th, 2010 at 6:04 pm
I dreamed I died and got sentenced to a special place in hell where I had to listen to the beatles non stop and really loud.
Then, after I hadn’t bathed in two months, my hair was starting to dread lock, my clothes were torn, and I smoked a blunt, shot some heroin, did some lsd and pcp and started to walk around in bare feet loving people who hate me with the utmost intensity of their souls, and started sharing in commune my wife’s genitals, I started to really connect with and love their music!
October 19th, 2010 at 6:12 pm
“yeah your right about all of that….but its just music…and they split up in 1969 witch is…damn i bet before any of us on this site was born.”
I was born in 60, and despise them with every breath. You know why? They split up but they won’t go away! They even went solo to create more garbage, and even the Execs with the rights to their music that keep pushing their old shit hate their music, but cigarettes, beer, liquor, and the meth you can buy behind those markets that sell the first three in the dark are all bad for you, but they make money for some debaucherous reason.
Why do they do this? Because the majority of people are stupid, so you may as well make a buck off of it. But at least the people who smoke and drink that hate the beatles are productive and half to highly productive, and don’t lay around in communes reaking of Petuli looking for a Democratic handout whilst sucking on a terrorist’s cock!
October 21st, 2010 at 5:27 am
Haha, well said friend.
October 23rd, 2010 at 8:28 am
FACE IT EVERYONE THE BEATLES ARE THE BEST AND YOU KNOW IT!!! IF IT WERN’T FOR THE BEATLES THERE WOULDN’T BE DECENT MUSIC!! IM ONLY 13 AND I COULD COME UP WITH LITERALLY THOUSANDS OF REASONS WHY THE BEATLES ARE THE BEST!!! THE BEZATLES CREATED ROCK!! AND THEY HAD ALL VARIETYS OF MUSIC!!! I BET YOU LOSERS DIDN’T KNOW THAT THE BEATLES CREATED THE FIRST HEAVY METAL SONG! NO JOKE ! HELTER SKELTER WAS THE FIRST EVER HEAVY METAL SONG!! AND WHAT ABOUT IMAGINE??? THAT SONG MADE PEOPLES MIND CHANGE ON HOW THEY THOGHT ABOUT WAR!! THE BEATLES CHANGED US WITH THEIR SONGS!! THAT SONG TELLS US WE NEED TO CHANGE THE WAY WE THINK ABOUT LIFE AND WAR!! IT INSPIRED!!!!!! ALL YOU LOSERS WHO HATE THE BEATLES LISTEN TO THAT SONG IT WILL CHNGE YOU MIND AND MAKE YOU REALIZE HOW IMPORTANT THE BEATLES ARE!! LISTEN TO THE SONG IMAGINE BY JOHN LENNON!!!! N O W!!!
October 23rd, 2010 at 3:08 pm
Thanks for taking the time to enlighten us BL. I’ve seen the error of my ways because of your factual, unbiased and thought provoking post. Now please stop eating paint chips and go find some matches to play with.
Your friend,
-Das
October 28th, 2010 at 2:00 am
Their We Go! DogShit Stop Shitting On The Floor !
In Other Words Stop Speaking !
November 3rd, 2010 at 7:45 pm
This website fucking sucks! Go fuck yourselves you suck ass motherfuckers! To the author of this page, FFFFFUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK YYYYYYOOOOOOUUUUUU!!!
November 5th, 2010 at 3:06 am
Das, heaven forbid that you have a differing opinion to that of beatles fans aka music nazis
Ive read a lot of comments on this page, and beatles fans are amongst the most fascist fans out there.
They use the Beatles as musical and cultural safe zone, ie they feel because the beatles were huge sell outs and sold lots of records and reviewers have over rated them throughout the years, that they worship something untouchable or immune to criticism.
I love this site, because its honest, its truthful and with an element of humour, something the beatles circle jerks cant handle.
In musical terms, theyre terrible, the fact Martin arranged everything, tells its own story ie, they sucked even harder without him
harrison lennon, starr and mccartney played like a high school band plays to get girls, the bare minimum talent and ability.
fucking hell, harrison lost a guitar duel with clapton, lmao, claptons hardly amazing either
Rocky fucking raccoon indeed mate
keep it up and FUCK THE BEATLES
LET IT BE DEAD
November 5th, 2010 at 3:13 am
PS BEATLES LOVER
Helter skelter the first metal song?
GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT, PAEDOPHILE
you havent a clue you kiddy fiddling sicko
November 5th, 2010 at 5:56 am
Thanks Dermy, you’ve made some very good points here, but according to public opinion I have no musical taste, deserve to die, and also have a peculiar sexual orientation. Please accept my apologies.
Seriously though, can you image anything worse than sitting through a guitar duel between Clapton and Harrison? Even in their prime it would be more exciting to watch them have pillow fight, or a snow angel competition.
November 13th, 2010 at 10:21 am
fuck you , fuck this whole freakin site, you suck !! the beatles are second to none
November 15th, 2010 at 12:45 pm
Elvis is cool – but can u really listen to an LP ALL the way through with focus or interest ? He was well meaning pretty boy who liked black music when most of white america were scared of those 10 inches for some strange reason or another. Anyway – this is a futile execrize to compare rock and roll bands. Just enjoy urself – listen to what gets u off. Its like sex – everbody has a kink. So live and let live.
November 15th, 2010 at 12:51 pm
I like the Beatles White Album. I like Devo’s second LP. I like Kings Of Leon “four kicks” and “California Waiting”. I like Dinosaur Jr’s You’re living all over Me LP. I only like Ice Cube’s “death certificate”. Coltrane’s “A love surpreme”: is great.
But most new music really sucks. There has not been anything new since rap and punk and disco. it is all just left-overs warmed up again.
November 16th, 2010 at 8:04 pm
“fuck you , fuck this whole freakin site, you suck !! the beatles are second to none”
You said a mouthful. You are absolutely correct. SECOND TO NONE. Retard!
I also saw Ringo in Vegas at a hotel one time about 2 years ago. No, I did not go into the concert, but you could see and hear it from the main floor of the casino. I had to leave. I couldn’t concentrate because my brain was being pounded on!
In gist, the Beatles sucked HARD!
November 16th, 2010 at 8:15 pm
“Dogshit….Since when did you ever care about what they influence for kids”
Simply because America has become your sentence. Or is it a sentence? There is this thing called diction, syntax, punctuation, etc. But, I guess that does not matter if you always get high with a little help from your friends, and skip most classes in school……….or just can’t pay attention while you are there!
GO CHINA>>>>>PLEASE EVENTUALLY TAKE US OVER!
November 16th, 2010 at 8:46 pm
“Whoever published that piece of shit probably couldn’t figure out how to turn his brain on. Then, he realised he hadn’t bought one yet.”
I got it. You should do standup so you could starve to death. You also may want to purchase spell check for your brain.
November 16th, 2010 at 8:48 pm
“to all people who hate the beatles, GO FUCK YOURSELF CAUSE U SUCK BIG NIGGER COCK!!!!!”
I thought the beatles where about peace and love and anti racism.
Is this like going to Church on Sunday, then coming home and fucking your 14 year old stepdaughter?
November 17th, 2010 at 4:05 pm
“Elvis is cool – but can u really listen to an LP ALL the way through with focus or interest ?”
If you were a teenager in the late fifties and early sixties, the answer to that question is yes.
Not all liked him but many did like him.
And I still can listen all the way through.
November 18th, 2010 at 9:16 pm
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November 18th, 2010 at 10:03 pm
To be honest, most of these reasons are kind of stupid. In fact, a lot of them are pretty inaccurate as well. Like when it says that they were afraid to release the butcher album; the single was banned because it was just really strange. And George Harrison brought Eric Clapton in to play the solo for While My Guitar Gently Weeps because no one in the band was getting along very well at that point, and a visitor would help them behave themselves. I’m not really sure why the person who made this would spend so much time compiling a list if he wasn’t even going to get all of the facts straight. And how about the crack about Charles Manson being a Beatles fan. It’s true, but I’m pretty sure a lot of bands that the people who made this article listen to have psychotic, serial killer fans (especially Ozzy, who I have nothing against by the way). Maybe you should start a small pop band and turn it into a worldwide phenomenon that inspires generations of new fans. Go ahead, make my day suckmybeatles.com.
November 20th, 2010 at 12:31 am
i quote paul mccartney. this quote is readily available to see on the web.
Where their own music is concerned, the Beatles make no rash statements.
“We are not great musicians,” said McCartney. “We are adequate musicians.” So why should do many people buy their records and flock to their concerts if they are only “adequate?”
“I suppose.” tongue-in-checked Paul, “it is because they like adequate music.”
so who are all these sociopaths making comments on this site? what makes them so qualified to say this dreck is great? move on.
November 21st, 2010 at 10:56 am
Yep, because the Butcher Album had pics of slaughtered babies butchered in pieces. This was back when the FAA and other censhorship groups had one last shred of decency, AND DIDN’T LET THEM DO IT! They were afraid of them is what happend. Then these groups got eventually taken over by libtards, and now my 10 year old daughter can turn on the TV at almost any given time and watch Angelina Jolie getting fucked hard against the wall in some movie on regular TV.
All this is good and fine when you are stoned and listening to the beatles though! After all, peace, love, drugs, wife swapping……….far out man!
November 22nd, 2010 at 5:47 pm
i think anybody who hates the beatles should probably fuck themselves in the ass and put a gun to your head.
fucking fags.
the beatles are the greatest thing to happen to Earth… you fucking cunt douchebag haters
November 22nd, 2010 at 9:57 pm
well, I mean, the babies were symbolic of their songs and how some of the audio engineers were somewhat butchering them. So I guess it wasn’t really that weird, but censors believed it would be too controversial, and the last thing the Beatles needed was controversy, especially after the ‘bigger than Jesus’ comment. The point is, the cover seemed indecent, but they were just trying to make a statement via photo.
November 22nd, 2010 at 10:45 pm
I don’t know why people who make websites like this need to express hatred for something. Maybe they should make websites that focus on what they like. I’m open to people’s opinions. I could say that I don’t CARE for rap songs, and I could just as easily bitch and moan about it. But, I just don’t feel like I should waste my time making a website that expresses why I think that rap songs are awful and stupid. But it would be much easier to let people have opinions on which kinds of music they like. Music should be enjoyed, not tossed about in a tug of war to decide which genre is better. People have different tastes in Music; Some can listen to the Beatles and still enjoy Dethklok. Some can listen to Wheezy and will also listen to Carlos Santana. But, just because people have certain views about certain bands, that doesn’t neccessarily mean that they should start a huge “flame war” effect by complaining about how The Beatles allegedly destroyed Rock n’ Roll. However, if you look back, few bands in popular culture have ever stood out and stayed alive in the music industry for so long. It can be assumed that in a few years artists like Jay-Z and obscure heavy metal groups will be mostly forgotten, but bands like Pink Floyd, The Beatles, and The Rolling Stones will still be largely popular to many people. The creators of this website may even have similar tastes in music with some of the more crazy Beatles fans that comment on this site who apparently broke the Caps Lock on their computer. As a side note, to any Beatles fans who feel that it is all-important of them to post rude comments on a website to prove a point… If you like what the Beatles stand for, peace and love, then why do you think that promoting violent language is so imperative to establish your opinion. I used to be just like that, but since then I’ve realized that I shouldn’t just cavil about how the people who don’t like the Beatles have no taste in music. You’re actually doing more harm than good. So, upon concluding this comment, I’d like to sincerely ask the authors of this website to stop being so annoyed at The Beatles, because they were a very humble group who even admitted that they were only an ‘adequate’ and average band. But average does not always mean untalented. The Beatles were a great group, and that’s only my opinion and the opinion of tens of millions of people who like them. The fact that I stated that so many people like the Beatles doesn’t mean I’m telling people to jump on the bandwagon. I’m merely saying that if so many people love their music, why would someone spend so much time trying to prove that they ’suck.’ In conclusion, If someone could take something from this long message, it would be to like YOUR kind of music, and to leave the types of music that other people like alone.
November 22nd, 2010 at 11:06 pm
I’m an insane lunatic who doesn’t care for the Beatles and uses that hatred to prove that I’m better than everyone else by using my own opinions in admittedly well thought out responses. I would like to sincerely apologize to everyone that I have hurt and want to only see myself as equal to others. Just because I don’t enjoy the same music as others doesn’t mean I should be such a narcissistic wanker.
November 26th, 2010 at 6:21 am
Hey Das, that last comment is not mine. Check the recent email addy I use. Maybe you should revert to passwords.
This is obviously some beatlemart FF fan that ran out of pot on a camping trip for about a week, and his brain actually started to form logical discernment and subterfuge tactics.
I hope his hippie girlfriend gives him gonnorhea!
November 26th, 2010 at 9:17 am
Dogshit, the post was so ludicrous I didn’t even realize they’d sullied your good name.
The truth is when I’ve implemented passwords in the past beatlefans couldn’t figure out how to post comments.
November 28th, 2010 at 7:35 am
Well maybe you should create a parameter that they can remember their usernames and passwords. Like if for whatever they forgot it would show them pics of the FF, drugs, drug paraphenelia, court room scenes, etc.
November 29th, 2010 at 9:24 pm
This Dogshit guy apparently pretends that all Beatles fans live boorishly unpleasant, marijuana-influenced lives to make himself feel better. Moreover, the Beatles’ fanbase doesn’t completely consist of druggie noncomformists. From the humble beatnik to the toe-tapping businessman, the Beatles’ music is very catchy and fun to listen to. However, this doesn’t mean that everyone needs to like the band. I would like to know why people like Dogshit and Das would think that the Beatles are some sort of satanic essence which wafts over people and drags them into a torturous ‘10th’ circle of Hell. Did something happen to you in your youth that caused you to have this passionate hatred towards The Beatles? If you don’t like them, or just plain hate them, then you shouldn’t waste your life bitching about this abhorrence over the internet.
November 30th, 2010 at 2:53 pm
“From the humble beatnik to the toe-tapping businessman, the Beatles’ music is very catchy and fun to listen to.”
HAHAHAHAHAHA! I kind of like this guy. You should do standup. And what businessmen, the ones that go door to door selling vaccum cleaners? I bet Donald Trump cranks it up in his penthouse tower in Vegas.
“Did something happen to you in your youth that caused you to have this passionate hatred towards The Beatles?”
Yes, and I speak for myself on this one. I was subject to music that was rehearsed, had timing and maybe even harmony, two and four beat, and with logical lyrics. I also wasn’t subject to hear it over and over (good music that is)if I didn’t care for it at a certain given time.
I am the Walrus, I am the Eggman, ccoooocooookeeeechooooo!
Ignorance is bliss, but it is also slavery!
November 30th, 2010 at 3:19 pm
Oh, and thank you DAS for changing that post to fake dogshit imposter username. When will they learn that we don’t have THC and beatles music clogging our brains to where we can notice that shit almost immediately!?
December 1st, 2010 at 6:31 am
“From the humble beatnik to the toe-tapping businessman, the Beatles’ music is very catchy and fun to listen to.”
Haha, that made my day. This ones a keeper! O RLY, if you’d like to know read some of the comments here. I do agree with you that they were an abhorrence.
Don’t mention it DS.
December 1st, 2010 at 9:03 pm
I know this is a little off topic, but how do you guys feel about the Beatles members’ solo careers? I know you probably hate John Lennon’s guts because you think that he was a big fraud, but there are a lot of good George Harrison songs. I realize that they’re not to everyone’s taste, but it can be entertaining. I also admit that there are a lot of songs by Ringo that aren’t exactly the best, but I’d like to know your opinion. And also, what kinds of music do you consider good music?
December 2nd, 2010 at 7:49 pm
just hear this fucking song!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KM02WcvlKn0
it says the same shit for 2 minutes!!!
December 2nd, 2010 at 7:53 pm
Why YOU all suck.
1: ‘Cause you don’t like the reson
December 2nd, 2010 at 11:04 pm
“it says the same shit for 2 minutes!!!”
Well you know, simplicity isn’t always a bad thing. “To poke a wood fire is more solid enjoyment than almost anything else in the world” -Charles Dudley Warner
“As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler; solitude will not be solitude, poverty will not be poverty, nor weakness weakness.” -Henry David Thoreau
Very inspirational stuff.
December 3rd, 2010 at 6:11 am
“Well you know, simplicity isn’t always a bad thing.”
True, but in this case it is. “But better die than live mechanically a life that is a repetition of repetitions.” D.H. Lawrence
PZ: The FF were the sum of its parts, and once the band broke up those parts were as unlistenable as… a beatles album .Contrary to popular belief, I find Lennon the least offensive of the bunch. At the very least, he tried to be honest. As for music, my mind and ears are open.
December 3rd, 2010 at 7:11 am
Well, if the solo careers were listenable, then it’s simply because they had talented musicians backing them up. But I can’t or refuse to remember what they did. Or maybe I just refused to listen.
And as far as that video goes I could write a rant novel. But this one little juinior high school kid put it perfectly in the comments section of the video that says it all in my compact novel.
“”"”i REALLY have to write my maths homework but the moment i try to concentrate this song plus an image of paul smirking comes into my head and the mathematics goes? to hell.”"”"
December 3rd, 2010 at 3:22 pm
Yeah, sometimes I don’t care for Maths homework either. And I have to agree that variety is the spice of life, I really got shot down by D.H. Lawrence. Touche.
(but I personally just like the sound of the song even if it’s just filler.)OPINION, not FACT.
Thanks for the replies, keep your mind and ears open and don’t let em’ close.
December 6th, 2010 at 5:59 pm
YOU ALL SUCK. YOU ALL PROBABLY WORSHIP JUSTIN BEIBER. YOU ALL WANNA SUCK HIS TINY LITTLE DICK. FUCK OFF BASTERDS!
December 6th, 2010 at 7:29 pm
To the person who said the Beatles weren’t very well known around the world…all i can say is you need to stfu. You couldn’t go anywhere in the world without hearing, or even seeing something to do with the beatles. They have archival radio exerts from somalia playing i wanna hold your hand okay. Huey pilots in vietnam would fly over the battlefield blasting songs to boost troop morale in extreme firefights and guess what the number one played song in 1965 was? No nothing form elvis but rather i wanna hold your hand by the beatles and a few years later the number 2 played song? no beatles again with Help! Second Elvis didn’t right anything for himself so really he was just a tool expressing someone else’s ideas with his voice. Paul mccartney is the number 1 most succesful songwriter in music history, look it up, and john would be close behind if were still alive. Elvis was a drunk who played concerts drunk which severely affected his congnative skills; basically he slured lyrics and played off time, tempo, tone and really just F***ed the concert backwards. Yes the beatles did do alot of drugs like marijuana, LSD, anphetamine, and cocaine but name me one time it affected their playing skills in fact it helped them create songs that the world will never forget. So in summary the beatles were, are, and forever will be better than elvis because they were more creative, had better drug habits, and were cleary more popular. So whoever wants to come on here and talk shit about the beatles with no good facts, take a big step back from the computer and f*** your own face.
December 7th, 2010 at 6:37 pm
“but I personally just like the sound of the song even if it’s just filler.)”
A filler for what, plaster of paris for a brick wall you bang you head against when you are listening to it?
“YOU ALL PROBABLY WORSHIP JUSTIN BEIBER”
He sucks too, but at least he is cute, and can carry a tune with a talented band backing him up.
And to this Mason guy with his long rant. Yes, if I where in war in a strange non English speaking country and could be killed any second, I would welcome any English or I guess French music. And we never forget these songs because they are more like a cheesy commercial jingle that gets stuck in your head sometimes. And yes, the beatles are well known around the world; so is AIDS, Terrorism, Poverty, etc……that the beatles never had any influence to help, and seem quite the same in fact.
And if I could fuck my own face, I would have never heard of the beatles because I would live in the Mountains since puberty, and would have never gotten married.
December 11th, 2010 at 10:50 pm
I’d just like to say thanks for posting those 100 Reasons Why. You’ve done us all a service and with fucking heaps of swearing too, just to top the bastard off.
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December 15th, 2010 at 4:15 pm
I can tell you one person that sucks !!!!
That would be Pee Wee Crayton.
He Recorded the song “Do Unto Others” in 1954. Didn’t he know there was supposed to be a “Revolution” in 1968 that was going to create a whole new genre of music ?
The nerve of him to have recorded such a guitar intro for a song. !!!!!
December 19th, 2010 at 8:21 pm
BEATLES ARE FUTIN TRASH MAYNE I POOP ON THEM ALL DAY ERRDAY NIGGAH
December 31st, 2010 at 11:49 pm
Eric, you are a complete twat, and so are the majority of other Beatles fans on this board. If you didn’t go on about the fucking band being the one that ‘everyone loves’ well dick heads I’ve got news for you – NO THEY DON’T. It’s a fallacy to believe all this shitty hype that surropunds the band. Most of it has been created by the press and the media over the last fifty years and it’s bullshit. By the way, I like The Beatles, but I don’t force them down other peoples throats and no one should be forced or made to feel bad about hating a certain group. Some Beatles fan are complete SCUM, worse than STAR WARS fans and that’s saying something!!! Take my advice and take a chill pill, sit in your room and listen to the beatles and don’t go searching for praise on the internet and getting pissed off when you don’t find it!
January 4th, 2011 at 11:14 pm
Now this is just me saying this, but you fail at life. Half the facts wern’t right. May I just mention…. For people who hate the beatles so much, you talk about them A LOT.
bye.
January 10th, 2011 at 3:27 am
Ya see Ringo and other pro beatles fans, here it is in a nutshell before I get wasted and rant. I never really hated the beatles at first, just didn’t really care for them and actually found a few of their tunes kind of catchy and would listen if those tunes came on while I was driving down the road half drunk with my dick in my hand. What I and people like me HATE most is the beatles fans that aren’t just moderate fans, but deluded and insane and would let any of them,the beatles that is(especially the two dead ones if they came back to life) fuck thier children, wives, and take it in the ass on the way out the door.
I like and have loved a lot of entertainers. Billy Idol, Metallica, Led Zepplin, Brad Pitt, Charlie Sheen, etc, etc, etc. But I know that they are only human, I don’t get deluded with them, smoke pot, build shrines, and blabber about them every fucking day. They have made me no money, but entertained and enlightened me in certain ways, but in no way I think they are Gods. And I also know that a lot of them have had drug problems in the past, and could very easily be labled scumbags. I don’t care, I just watch, then go to work, then come home to my family. They are simply funny and/or talented and I use them as a filler when bored. KEY WORD>>>>>BORED! I would also smack any of them like bitches at an autograph signing if they gave me guff. They bleed just like anyone else, and do not have the education past 2cd year dropout college.
The beatles were not very talented without the help of drugs for both sides, or without the help of musical advice and backup. I never really hated the beatles for their serendipity, just the fans treating them like an Obama that really can’t! So, I now hate them through you, and you are the causal problem. You walk around stoned most of the day like Kramer on Seinfeld, fall into a pile of shit, then stand up with a pot of gold you found in that feces. You don’t try, but you get lucky, and even when you fail, you still get in the way of other people suceeding. But either way you are sheep to the mass Jew ad campaign that keeps these wankers on every channel of every UHF and VHF airwave.
I like Elvis, but if I had to listen to him like the beatles are pushed all the time, I would hate him and the die hard fans also. He was good like a lot of entertainers, but not a God even though he died on the porcelian God.
I never really hated the beatles till now, and it’s all your fault, loser. And if we fail at life, it’s because you get in the way.
January 10th, 2011 at 3:32 am
OOPS, maybe I did rant a little!
January 10th, 2011 at 12:21 pm
THE BEATLES = BEST BAND IN THE WORLD
January 10th, 2011 at 5:14 pm
Well said, Dogshit.
“I was driving down the road half drunk with my dick in my hand”
Aren’t those the original lyrics for Drive my car?
January 10th, 2011 at 8:31 pm
Hey DogShit… great line about driving down the road man. I love the line about Obama too. Want to talk about a marketing campaign using neuro linguistic programming other than the music industry? There are actually two of them. The first is the War On Terror, and the second is King Barky’s election campaign. I’ll bet Hitler’s ranting in his one dimensional cell over the success these jokers have had using his MO, apart from the violence; although I’m sure we will get around to that on a global level in the next few years.
January 14th, 2011 at 1:23 am
1. Hey DogShit… great line about driving down the road man. I love the line about Obama too. Want to talk about a marketing campaign using neuro linguistic programming other than the music industry? There are actually two of them. The first is the War On Terror, and the second is King Barky’s election campaign. I’ll bet Hitler’s ranting in his one dimensional cell over the success these jokers have had using his MO, apart from the violence; although I’m sure we will get around to that on a global level in the next few years.
Yes Das,it was!
And to Michael Kirkby. I’m pretty sure in my hungover status that you are trying to insult me in self-riotous better than though way using skills adapted by college professors. If not than I apologize, but I’m pretty sure I’m right, give me a beer hair of the dog. I also don’t know who King Barky is, even though I googled it. So here goes way off this topic.
People will war like animals till the end of time, you can count on that. We are nothing but logical thinking mammals with opposable thumbs. IE, the Civil war, wars between England and the rest of Europe in days of yore, Japanese families against Japanese families in Shogun eras, the list goes on and on!
The war on terror in my eyes in my country should be internal to start. That is, first making drugs illegal to the point to where certain offenses are punishable by death like in Turkey. Look at the war between China and England because China banned the import of opium because it was destroying their people and thus the country. IE, getting rid of drugs almost totally will not create future liberals from being created that listen to things like the beallles (I still refuse to capitalize them or spell them with an American accent), and will never realize that if everyone got that “Far out dude, Peace and Love” attitude then other countries will walk right in like taking candy from a baby. I like myself more the metaphor of bending a Catholic schoolgirl over and hiking up her skirt! Then, taking Women’s Suffrage away, and not letting them hold high offices. Most of them belong behind a stove making babies for future cannon fodder for future wars that are imminent. Women think HOLISTICALLY. Always have, always will. In gist, if most every one got that peace and love crap that the Democrats don’t really believe in and just use it to get elected by the overwhelming growing population of retards, then we are now subjects of the State and slaves. Like in a futuristic movie where the government has total control over you. “It’s better to die on your feet, than to live on your knees”- Emiliano Zapata
Also, the war on terror is more like if they could do this to us, they would. Wait, they tried, “and awakened a sleeping giant!”-Admiral Yamamoto
And as far as the internal keeps going with not only the Dems, but the Pubs and everyone else slowly trying to take away all of our liberties, there is imminence in war on that if the people are not all brain-dead from pot. It was written by one of the great thinkers. “DEAR SIR, — I am now to acknowledge the receipt of your favors of October the 4th, 8th, & 26th. In the last you apologize for your letters of introduction to Americans coming here. It is so far from needing apology on your part, that it calls for thanks on mine. I endeavor to show civilities to all the Americans who come here, & will give me opportunities of doing it: and it is a matter of comfort to know from a good quarter what they are, & how far I may go in my attentions to them. Can you send me Woodmason’s bills for the two copying presses for the M. de la Fayette, & the M. de Chastellux? The latter makes one article in a considerable account, of old standing, and which I cannot present for want of this article. — I do not know whether it is to yourself or Mr. Adams I am to give my thanks for the copy of the new constitution. I beg leave through you to place them where due. It will be yet three weeks before I shall receive them from America. There are very good articles in it: & very bad. I do not know which preponderate. What we have lately read in the history of Holland, in the chapter on the Stadtholder, would have sufficed to set me against a chief magistrate eligible for a long duration, if I had ever been disposed towards one: & what we have always read of the elections of Polish kings should have forever excluded the idea of one continuable for life. Wonderful is the effect of impudent & persevering lying. The British ministry have so long hired their gazetteers to repeat and model into every form lies about our being in anarchy, that the world has at length believed them, the English nation has believed them, the ministers themselves have come to believe them, & what is more wonderful, we have believed them ourselves. Yet where does this anarchy exist? Where did it ever exist, except in the single instance of Massachusetts? And can history produce an instance of rebellion so honourably conducted? I say nothing of its motives. They were founded in ignorance, not wickedness. God forbid we should ever be 20 years without such a rebellion. The people cannot be all, & always well informed. The part which is wrong will be discontented in proportion to the importance of the facts they misconceive. If they remain quiet under such misconceptions it is a lethargy, the forerunner of death to the public liberty. We have had 13. states independent 11. years. There has been one rebellion. That comes to one rebellion in a century & a half for each state. What country before ever existed a century & a half without a rebellion? & what country can preserve it’s liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms. The remedy is to set them right as to facts, pardon & pacify them. What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots & tyrants. It is it’s natural manure. Our Convention has been too much impressed by the insurrection of Massachusetts: and in the spur of the moment they are setting up a kite to keep the hen-yard in order. I hope in God this article will be rectified before the new constitution is accepted. — You ask me if any thing transpires here on the subject of S. America? Not a word. I know that there are combustible materials there, and that they wait the torch only. But this country probably will join the extinguishers. — The want of facts worth communicating to you has occasioned me to give a little loose to dissertation. We must be contented to amuse, when we cannot inform.”-Thomas Jefferson
You are not the only edumacated, but I just don’t pay much attention to College Professors that smell like bong residue, and are the first ones to point fingers at Sarah Palin for the Tucson shootings, before gathering all the facts.
And to reiterate, I apologize if you were not really trying to rip me. But if I’m right, then FUCK YOU LIBERAL SLAVE, GO LISTEN TO MORE OF THE WHITE ALBUM, then form a cult and have them kill some pregnant woman in Hollywood and rename yourself Charles.
Sorry Das for taking up so much room!
January 14th, 2011 at 3:54 pm
No worries DS, I’m just glad you didn’t go into a long rant or something.
January 15th, 2011 at 6:51 am
Next time I just may! Depends on how many beatles tards throw out their spew trying to seem logical and put together!
This guy however seemed like he ran out of money/pot a week ago, his record player was broken, and he was jonesing for a fight but could actually think half right for a spell. Detox maybe?
January 15th, 2011 at 11:29 am
Elvis did for rock music what vanilla ice did for hip hop. Steal another cultures music and commercializes it instead of embracing it to white america. Elvis is nowhere near the level of EVEN RINGO! At least he was somewhat musically talented and wrote a couple songs instead of being a fat pudge who would groan into a mic and dance awkwardly on the stage
January 16th, 2011 at 7:45 am
“Elvis is nowhere near the level of EVEN RINGO!”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA……HAHAHAHAHAHAHA….AHAHEM!
No comment. Well, maybe just one! Elvis had rythm with his gyrating (at least till he got fat and whacked on drugs) which is what Ringo NEVER had. And Elvis still makes older women that no longer have the ability to produce estrogen, get WET upon listening to his voice! Wait, is that two?
January 16th, 2011 at 8:52 am
Haha, I needed a good laugh. Thanks pal! I don’t understand why these people are so threatened by Elvis.
In response to your lamebrained blather, This is quickly becoming my favorite quote:
“By the time the beatles hit, still playing the rhythms of Chuck Berry and Carl Perkins, that style was already archaic and their contributions were to resegregate the pop charts by distracting white kids from the innovations of the soul masters, to diffuse rock’s energy with effetely sentimental ballads like “Yesterday” – paving the way for Simon and Garfunkel, Crosby, Stills and Nash, Elton John, and Billy Joel – and then to drape it in a robe of arty mystification, opening the way for the Velvet Underground, Pink Floyd, Yes, and Emerson, Lake and Palmer. In other words, rather than being a high point of rock, the beatles destroyed rock‘n’roll, turning it from a vibrant black (or integrated) dance music into a vehicle for white pap and pretension.”
-Elijah Wald
January 16th, 2011 at 11:56 am
No point in arguing, all music sucks ass. Saying one specific artist sucks is just saying “this piece of shit stank more than the other pieces of shit” I mock anyone who disagrees with me
January 16th, 2011 at 11:39 pm
I don’t hate them but I don’t like their music . I listened to many of their songs to find something attrative but not even a single one sounds interesting to me. I don’t care about their narsicism personalities or sth like that but I really loathe their songs.
January 17th, 2011 at 2:49 am
I’m lamebrained or him? I’m leaning towards him. Typo in syntax? Nobodies perfect except for liberal peace loving beatles fans.
And hey, I kind of like Pink Floyd, especially when I’m drunk and trying to get some from some hot chick. But I don’t stay drunk or build fucking shrines to the band. And when I wake up the chick is usually nothing like the night before.
And there you go with the pap again. I’m still thinking pap smear!
January 17th, 2011 at 2:53 am
PS. Maybe I’m confused about the level of Elvis towards Ringo. Maybe he should state in which direction of level! People should learn to be meticulous and/or correct themselves if they wrongly stated something. Damn, I think I’m going to have a panic attack over this…….NOT!
January 29th, 2011 at 4:37 pm
Was the creator of this site bullied at school or just raped by his father? Because his mentality and the shit that is on this page is nothing but moranic bullshit desgined to comfort you on your butthurt quest to find other saddos with the same denial problems as you…
Whatever bullshit you listen would literally cease to exist if the beatles were taken out of history, no metal, no pop, punk…the lot.
So be fucking gratful as you sit in your dark room listening to ‘dark lord satan death babies’ whilst cutting your wrists.
There will never be another person as awesome as lennon and I do hope you die for insulting such an wonderful being.
Maybe sombody will play ‘too many people’ at your funeral..
January 29th, 2011 at 4:38 pm
Btw…elvis was a fraud who played the guitar as badly as he wrote songs…I.e. he didn’t.
January 30th, 2011 at 4:46 am
Hey dude, I wouldn’t get pissed. I saw a comment up there who claimed 80’s music was better, we fans clearly have nothing to fear…
They’ll be saying AbbA is better than Led Zep next.
BEATLES 4EVER!!
January 30th, 2011 at 12:23 pm
Why is it that beatlefans are obsessed with rape and incest? You people really worry me.
I thank you for taking the time to stop by and share your thoughts, but a statement like this is so deluded, idiotic and insulting to the rest of mankind that it actually made me physically ill to read it. I’m referring to this beatleblind blather: “Whatever bullshit you listen would literally cease to exist if the beatles were taken out of history, no metal, no pop, punk…the lot. “
By this logic, I guess we can also thank Oblidee Oblida for creating Reggae music and Yer Blues for inspiring Robert Johnson and Charlie Patton. I think you might find it shocking to hear that music actually existed BEFORE the beatles. Not only music of all shapes and colours, but rock music, good music and good rock music.
I don’t deny that the beatles had a place in music history, but in spite of the damage they did to the music world, good music still miraculously exists today, though it’s harder to find alongside of the cloth-eared charlatans who bow down before the alter of the fabs and propagate mindless, tuneless, easily digested bubblegum for the likes of you and your cronies. The beatles are the Old Milwaukee light of music. I have nothing against Lennnon, he was a great guy who wrote bad music. It was a beatlefan who shot him, remember?
Think I’ll stand on the corner flinging Sgt Pepper cds into traffic and clear some of you people out of the gene pool.
Yer pal,
-Das
January 30th, 2011 at 1:34 pm
He was right though, you clearly were an abused freak…and still are.
What was I expecting from an American. A race of inbred idiotic arseholes.
Before the Beatles there was nothing but unoffensive nonsence that spastics like you gurn at.
January 30th, 2011 at 1:35 pm
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January 30th, 2011 at 1:54 pm
hey, no need for racism.
But it’s true, please get a life and try not to let jealousy get in the way of liking the greatest band in history.
Idiotic WANKER.
January 30th, 2011 at 4:14 pm
Funny, I’m neither an American or a victim of abuse, aside from the abuse of being forced to hear the beatles everyday of my life. I can think of no other group in history that sounds better as muzak, it really makes shopping for laxatives a joy.
Before the Beatles there was nothing but unoffensive nonsense that spastics like you gurn at.
This is exactly the kind of mindset that keeps you people from growing into forward thinking, rational adults. To not only believe that this band was more than a glorified boy-band ( the Cadillac of boy bands), but to actually think they did anything but water down and whitewash a vital and exciting form of music is absurd.
Off the top of my head all we had to make due with before the beatles were Robert Johnson, Leadbelly, Johnny Cash, Hank Williams, Chuck Berry, Little Richard, Woody Guthrie, John Coltrane, Charlie Parker, Sarah Vaughn, Billie Holiday, Bill Haley, Ray Charles, Jerry Lee Lewis, Big Joe Turner, Eddie Cochran, Link Wray, Screaming Jay Hawkins, Bo Diddley, Etta James, Richie Valens, Big Mama Thornton, Johnny Burnett, Johnny Guitar Watson, Wanda Jackson, Ike Turner, Rufus Thomas, Booker T and the MGs, Junior Parker, Johnny and the Hurricanes, Ronnie Hawkins, Muddy Waters, Howlin Wolf, Buddy Holly, Bo Diddley, Gene Vincent, Fats Domino, James Brown, Everly Brothers, Elmore James, Santo and Johnny, Carl Perkins, Dick Dale, Johnny Horton, Duane Eddy, Chet Atkins, Merle Travis, Little Walter, Willie Dixon, John Lee Hooker, Louis Armstrong, Louis Prima, Big Bill Broonzy, Arthur Crudup, Pee Wee Crayton, T-Bone Walker, Charlie Christian, Cab Calloway, Gershwin, Benny Goodman, Buddy Rich, Son House…this could go on forever, just like the re-re-re-released beatle nightmare.
January 31st, 2011 at 9:39 am
Funny how you seem to think that somehow an idiots opinion, ie yours, defies and wrongs every view of every critic for the last 50 years.
Carry on existing in your dream world, hope you realise soon that it’s a load of shit.
January 31st, 2011 at 5:19 pm
Whats funny is the fact that you choose to be told what is good without taking the time to form your own opinion.
A critic is commissioned by the editor to write an article. The same editor whose job is to sell magazines. Let’s say the critic decided to put Lee Clayton on the cover of Rolling Stone. Even though he’s considered a genius and his story makes great copy, that cash register won’t be ringing the same way as if you put the fabs on the cover, regardless of whether the article was about McCartney’s bunions or Lennon’s favorite socks. It just doesn’t matter, there are enough fans out there in consumer land dopey enough to buy it, which means everybody gets to keep their jobs. That’s cutting edge music criticism for you. Do you actually think the average critic runs home after work and huddles up with a stack of beatle records?
The entire beatles myth has been built on marketing from the very beginning of their careers. Beatlemania was nothing more than a well executed, well thought out, multi-billion dollar advertising blitz created to sell the beatles in America.
Sales do not equal good music. If that were true, McDonald’s would be famous for gourmet food instead of selling a gajillion greasy burgers a day, and Justin Beiber’s new album would be heralded as the greatest record ever made.
I realize ignorance is bliss but you’re the one whose been living in the dream world, and you no longer have an excuse.
Yer pal,
-Das
February 1st, 2011 at 1:24 am
aarrrg… one thing for sure.. why the other artists covered mostly of their songs by different genres? from reggae.. soul.. country.. alternative or even heavy metal?.. those haters are such a bunch of illiterate..moron..asshole..
February 1st, 2011 at 5:56 am
I agree, those covers are pretty lame.
February 1st, 2011 at 10:14 am
Urgh, emerge from your hovel you knuckle dragging basement dweller. It’s clear you have some kind of hate at the mainstream media, probably because you were bullied shitless for being such a twerp. Your ignorance is your sanctuary because you’re the only one stupid enough to turn against the greatest band in history.
February 1st, 2011 at 10:14 am
Shit bag
February 1st, 2011 at 10:15 am
I do hope you get a girlfriend, then maybe you’ll stop being such a sad pathetic cunt.
February 1st, 2011 at 6:10 pm
“In the land of the blind the one eyed man is king.”
-Desiderius Erasmus
“In the land of the deaf the beatles are the greatest band in history.”
-The blind and deaf.
February 1st, 2011 at 6:46 pm
Das;
Like yourself, I am neither an American nor an abuse victim.
I got your back and totally agree with everything you’ve posted here. Everytime I hear the Liverpool Douchebags I want to shove something dull and rusty into my eyeholes.
None of the musicians in the bands that I like cite any of the Fab Fags as influences, and since I like these bands they are inherently awesome!
The Beatles are queer and they can rot! Deal with it and find a band with musical relevance (outside of blind worship by idiots) to follow.
I’m awesome and Beatles fans are not!
February 2nd, 2011 at 6:49 am
Thanks MP, welcome home!
I agree that you’re awesome, though you may want to consider poking out your eardrums instead your eyeholes to be safe.
February 2nd, 2011 at 9:53 am
No midnight player, you are not awesome. You are a retard. Whatever band you like is probably shight, we fans follow the Beatles because they are the greatest band in history.
Deal with and get lifes.
If not abused then bullied, badly.
February 2nd, 2011 at 4:22 pm
Bullied by a Beatles fan?!?!? Doubtful… Kinda hard to take a bully seriously when he’s wearing a pink button-up blouse, brown slacks and penny loafers. Not to mention that Beatles fans are way to busy having sex with other men to bully anyone.
Now I’m even MORE awesome than you are! I think I can hear your copy of Abbey Road crying…
February 2nd, 2011 at 6:37 pm
MP, if you’re judging your awesomeness by comparing yourself to FF fans you’ve set the bar way too low!
DSD, I’m sure Lennon would be quite proud of the way you’ve carried on his message of peace. Here’s the thing: regardless of what we, or any semi-evolved bi-pedal primate likes to listen to, what separates beatle fans from music fans is the ability to listen and talk about music in perspective, without this narrow-minded beatle fatwa declared on anybody who doesn’t conform.
This site wouldn’t exist if it weren’t for, sycophantic, right wing beatle fundamentalists who believe everything else pales in comparison and those who have their own opinions deserve, in your words, to die.
In the words of your idol:
Ev’rybody’s talkin’ ’bout
Minister, Sinister, Banisters and Canisters,
Bishops, Fishops, Rabbis, and Pop Eyes, Bye bye, Bye byes
All we are saying is give peace a chance
-Das
February 3rd, 2011 at 3:49 pm
“Whatever bullshit you listen would literally cease to exist if the beatles were taken out of history, no metal, no pop, punk…the lot. ”
How can that possibly be true ?
February 3rd, 2011 at 4:36 pm
Its not. Not by a long shot. The only thing that might not exist if the Beatles were taken out of history is blitzkrieg-esque multimedia market saturation of mediocre musical acts. Thanks to the Beatles, we now get Justin Beiber…
February 4th, 2011 at 6:42 am
I wonder if we can blame Nickelback on the beatles.
February 4th, 2011 at 7:00 am
Unfortunately, Nickleback is a mistake we Canadians will have to live with forever. On behalf of Canada, I apologize for unleashing that bunch of steaming coilers onto the world.
I’m so ashamed…
P.S. I’m still way more awesome than DSD.
February 4th, 2011 at 10:48 am
Who wrote this?! The Beatles DO NOT SUCK!! Isn’t that obvious by how successful they were, and still are? Face the fact that the Beatles are one of the best bands that ever came about! All of them musical legends, as the Beatles and in their own right!
February 4th, 2011 at 11:26 am
HK, I think you’ll find it is. Haters of the Beatles are fueled only by blind ignorance.
Thanks to the Beatles, we get pretty much every production technique used for the last 50 years and every popular genre.
Unfortunately, the 80’s turned what the beatles created into the manufactured crap you get pumped from the industry nowadays.
And no MP, you are not awesome. far from it.
February 4th, 2011 at 3:43 pm
Wow, FIRST of all, The Beatles do NOT suck!!! Whats your guys problems!
February 4th, 2011 at 3:44 pm
THE BEATLES DONT SUCK! GOSH! YOU GUYS HAVE SOME SERIOUS PROBLEMS!!! THE BEATLES ROCK!!!!! Jeez
February 4th, 2011 at 5:07 pm
Worldwide Best Selling Albums:
1 Micheal Jackson – Thriller – 95M
2 AC/DC – Back In Black – 50M
3 Pink Floyd- Dark Side of the Moon- 45M
4 The Bodyguard Soundtrack – 44M
5 Meat Loaf – Bat Out of Hell – 43M
6 Eagles – Greatest Hits (71-75) – 42M
7 Dirty Dancing Soundtrack – 42M
8 Backstreet Boys – Millenium – 40M
9 Saturday Night Fever Soundtrack – 40M
10 Fleetwood Mac – Rumours – 40M
&
14 The Beatles – Sgt. Pepper – 32M???
What does this prove? Just that popular music lovers are the biggest jackasses around.
Couldn’t even beat the Backstreet Boys? Pathetic…
* I used the Wikipedia list because it is actually more forgiving than Billboard’s list. According to Billboard, the Fab Fags actually come in 15th!!
February 4th, 2011 at 5:43 pm
I think Les Paul should be credited with many of the recording techniques of the day. He may not have invented all but he did pave the way.
I believe he did many recordings direct to disc and daisy chained them to create overdubbing.
There was also an album by Elsa Popping (André Popp) titled “Delirium in Hi-Fi” that probably has more studio wizardry then the entire Beatles Catalog.
Jim Fassett’s “Symphony of the Birds” is also an interesting album. The time and effort put into that album is astounding.
He also released “Strange to your Ears” which explains the many uses of the recording studio.
Something very simple as “using the studio as an instrument” line we always here was used on Buddy Holly’s “Peggy Sue” where the echo was turn on and off during the beginning of the song.
Gordon Jenkins’s “Manhattan Tower” was a continuous concept album that was originally released on 78rpm.
None of the above were the first but many ideas were in place before The Beatles.
Even Eddie Cochran used to press on the capstan to create an effect. He used overdubbing for his guitar and vocals. Jimi Hendrix was intrigue by his guitar work in the studio.
I still don’t think everything is because of The Beatles.
February 4th, 2011 at 6:16 pm
@BeatleManiac4ever: This is one of the most compelling arguments from a beatlefan to date. Thanks for your post.
@MrAndrewJS: You’ve got to find another line of reasoning, not only is this one ridiculous, it’s downright insulting.
Now I don’t mean this to sound condescending, I don’t doubt your convictions, only your logic.
Let’s assume everybody knows stereo recording began in the 30’s, Multi-track recording began in 50’s (invented by a real by a real genius:Les Paul).
You’ve probably also heard of some early recording pioneers like Tom Dowd, Sam Philips, Leiber & Stoller, Joe Meek, and Phil Spectre (who later tried to resuscitate Let it Be), along with many others who all made incredibly significant contributions to modern recording techniques.
Now if you listen to the production on an album like Sgt Pepper and think, ‘Most of these songs don’t stand the test of time, but the production was incredible’ I agree it’s a fair assessment. Now who do you think was responsible for the innovative recording techniques and production used on this album, Lennon & McCartney or Geoff Emerick and George Martin, who the beats were smart enough to hire?
February 4th, 2011 at 6:18 pm
HK: Your post says it way better, wish I’d seen it before I rambled.
MP: Well said.
Don’t worry about Nickelback, these things happen. Wasn’t Canada also responsible for Celine Dion and Bryan Adams? What’s going on up there?
February 4th, 2011 at 6:42 pm
@H.K. & Das:
Both really, really great comments. Nothing smart-ass to say here. Just, kudos.
February 5th, 2011 at 12:37 pm
@Das- Your welcome, but it’s true! I dont get why people think that The Beatles suck! They’re AWESOME!!! Nobody can take that away from them, they’re the best and always will be…they really did change the world…
February 5th, 2011 at 4:17 pm
At least you learned how to turn the caps lock off. Good for you!
February 5th, 2011 at 7:38 pm
Haha, baby steps MP…
February 5th, 2011 at 10:32 pm
what a fucker¡¡¡¡¡… what a pathetic attempt to insult a great band, but i can see you are just a stupid person with no sense for music, so , in the end, ifeel sorry for you, THE BEATLES are the greatest band ever played music, so if yu dont like it well, im sorry, now go fuck yourself please
February 6th, 2011 at 12:35 pm
I think I saw about 5 comments in the last 20 posts about the infamous “Music, lightbulbs, and the horesless carriages would not exist if not for the beatles music,” accompanied by beatles haters being American, redneck, inbred, and sexually abused.
I am American, Anglos Saxon, and love being sexually abused. But I have a good ear for music, along with a good ear for outbound missiles and 1000 lb bombs that saved your asses from Hitler.
But the point is there is always some shit slinging that is not pertinent to the argument at hand. So, I guess better an American abused redneck, than a dirty filthy hippie who always smells like petuli, and can taste his best friend inside his commune swapped girlfriend.
HA, I’m drunk, and THE BEATLES STILL SUCK!
February 6th, 2011 at 12:39 pm
Whoa, whoa, whoa… Hostility, much?
Top three arguments in defence of the Beatles:
1 “The Beatels ar the gratest band evr, dumass!”
2 “If u dont lick the Beatels, u dont no eneething abowt muzik.”
3 “Go fuck yourself!”
I’m still waiting to see some convincing evidence to back up the Beatle fans’ point of view, that doesn’t consist of personal opinion, conjecture, empty insults or POPULAR MISCONCEPTIONS!
Show me something I can hang my hat from, please! Teach me! Prove me wrong! More importantly, prove me wrong without factual inaccuracies, cursing or insults. That would be astounding!
February 6th, 2011 at 12:44 pm
@ Dogshit:
There is now a third member in the supreme awesomeness club. Congratulations! You, me and Das are gonna run shit on this board! Even when you’re drunk you’re fucking awesome! If I was gay I’d snuggle your nutsack until judgement day…
February 7th, 2011 at 2:06 am
Cool beans. I don’t know about the nutsack thing. You’d have to ask my wife first if you ever wake up with the urge to decorate houses and critique women’s shoes.
And convincing a beatles fan that he is wrong, or even remotely wrong, is like trying to convice a pissed off rattlesnake from biting.
It’s just that….beatles baiting…..is really fun….and making them prove by their syntax, diatribe, spelling, grammar, FACTS, etc that they are the uneducated drugged up sheep that follow and bahhhhhh for the media and advertising of crap like the beatles.
February 7th, 2011 at 2:08 am
I also left out diction. That’s a BIG one!
February 8th, 2011 at 6:20 am
MP: One of the most convincing arguments, and the most popular, is that if you don’t like the beatles your a ‘fagit’
February 10th, 2011 at 5:47 am
Rubber soul is awesome
February 11th, 2011 at 4:47 pm
What thee hell. Ok. One point for all you dumb asses out there in fuck-yourself land. The most influential rockband of the 1900s was…
anybody
Class!
THE BEATLES
now do like the Eagles and get over it
February 12th, 2011 at 8:21 am
Actually rock wasn’t invented until the 50’s. In the 1900’s Ragtime was the rage and Jazz was becoming a sophisticated artform. In other words, real people were making real music and pampered studio poofs like the beatles were a long way from destroying popular music.
Thanks for your comment, Einstein.
February 12th, 2011 at 5:21 pm
@LSD
From all of us in “fuck-yourself land” to all of you in “can’t-form-an-opinion-cause-we’re-sheep land,” I pose this question:
How the fuck do you figure that?
Just because these limey tools produced dozens of catchy, cookie-cutter, pussy-pop hits we have to consider them “the most influential rock band of (I’ll assume you meant) the 20th century?
Fuck that! Arrogant prick Beatles fans only make this ridiculous claim beacuse they don’t know enough about music to realize that no one musical act gets to claim that title. The entire scope of music worldwide is a symbiotic beehive. Many contributors to the musical world were/are influenced by, and in turn influenced, all other areas.
Leadbelly, Les Paul, AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, Willie Nelson, Johnny Cash, Sex Pistols, Nirvana, The Who, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Michael Jackson, RHCP, Robert Johnson, Stevie Wonder, Ray Charles, Buddy Holly, Chuck Berry, Soundgarden, Stone Temple Pilots, CCR…
Christ almighty, I could go on and on. Yes, your precious “Fab Four” belong on that list, but as the MOST influential? You can shove that shit!
February 13th, 2011 at 12:32 am
Stp and acdc blow and you only like leadbelly cuz you’re on Kurt cobains dick
February 13th, 2011 at 1:25 pm
@newusername
Well thought out! Keep up the good work.
BTW, I agree, AC/DC sucks royal ass, but that doesn’t change the fact that they’ve influenced the music world. But I’m glad you have a firm grasp of what I was trying to say. Tool…
February 13th, 2011 at 7:17 pm
Tool suck too
February 14th, 2011 at 11:03 am
Wow… Just, wow…
February 15th, 2011 at 6:15 am
Your doing the right thing MP, I should have warned you about the kind of people you have to deal with here.
February 16th, 2011 at 7:48 am
I agree with the person who said Girls Aloud. They are the definition of a shit band. Racist old dogs that should quit. One of them is beibng taken to America to host the X Factor. Pathetic.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:42 am
“Stp and acdc blow and you only like leadbelly cuz you’re on Kurt cobains dick”
Here we go with the “you don’t like the beatles cause your a fagit’ argument again. Sucking on Kurt Cobains dick would also be nasty, since he’s dead, and I’m pretty sure he never played in those bands genius, and probably killed himself because of it. Wow, the facts and arguments you stoners give are stunning, staggering, and breathtaking.
Also, the beatles sang about a bunch of dudes all living in a yellow submarine. Not trying to imply, but its kind of ambiguous.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:55 pm
I hate the beatles too. Why else would i b in dis forum?
February 18th, 2011 at 4:54 pm
This site is really interesting. Not for the musical insights (though some are sprinkled here and there) but for the incredible passion, hatred, and homophobia express for those who disagree with their musical tastes.
Don’t LOOOOOVE the Beatles? — Suck Satan’s cock!
Think “I’ll Be Back” has some interesting major/minor harmonic shifts for a 60’s pop boy band? You’re corporate cocksucker who knows NOTHING ABOUT REAL MUSIC LIKE (insert favorite band)
The thing I most respect about the Beatles… and other “British Invasion” bands like Stones, the Kinks, the Who (etc. etc.) is the fact that they kept evolving and were so damn prolific. In 7 years the Beatles put out 12 (TWELVE) albums with an incredible variety. So did the Stones.
Since then… Michael Jackson put out 3 albums in his 8 years of “relevance” (1979-87). Let’s see…. Kanye West put out 5 (very similar) albums in 7 years. Well, there’s always Guns N’ Roses…
Here’s my opinion (and those who disagree should, of course, suck my dogshit covered dildo while getting fucked in the ass by Elvis’s corpse):
Those who can’t laugh at the hilarious 100 Reasons Why The Beatles Suck are humor impaired, no matter what their musical tastes.
Those who can’t hear that the Beatles wrote many beautiful melodies and influenced many musicians are tone deaf and historically ignorant.
Toodles.
February 19th, 2011 at 5:46 am
“The Beatles had no genuine musical talent, but were a product shaped according to British Psychological Warfare Division specifications, and promoted in Britain by agencies which are controlled by British intelligence.”
-Lyndon H. LaRouche, CEO of Tavistock Institute
“The Beatles suck.”
-John Lennon
“We are not great musicians.”
-Paul McCartney
“I only signed then because i was attracted to John.”
- Brian Epstein
February 19th, 2011 at 1:31 pm
@E Fish: Interesting post, but it brings to light a topic nearly as disturbing as why people listen to the music of the beatles, how did you get dogshit on your dildo?
@Anonymous: well said!
February 19th, 2011 at 2:26 pm
@Das: Bend over and I’ll show you! *Add additional homoerotic insult of your choice [required]*
Clearly, Das, somehow the Beatles traumatized you at some tender point in your life, and you’re doomed to obsess about them while loudly “rejecting” them for the rest of your life. A classic neurotic projection! (Perhaps initiated during a bad acid trip as you stared at the “Two Virgins” album cover while some sadistic frat brother blasted “Act Naturally” on a loop in your dorm room).
You’re validating their importance far more than any idiot fan could, and you probably know more about the Beatles than all of them put together. You should write a book!
But then, I suppose in this postmodern era, you may actually be making a living selling the sell out of the Beatles, you fucking sell out!
@Anonymous: Please tell me you’re citing LaRouche’s fantasy — that the Beatles are part of a grand world conspiracy led by the Masons, the Dutch royal family, the Trilateral commission, water fluoridation, the Jews, and the Georges (Bush and Martin) — as a joke.
(Ssssshhhh– let that be your cover; don’t let out what you know or THE MAN will come get you….. Woah! Who’s in that black sedan parked across the street?????)
Damn! I forgot in my earlier post to include the best argument of the pro-Beatles side:
“BEST EVER!!!!! GET OVER IT!!!!!!!!!!!”
February 19th, 2011 at 3:38 pm
The world has turned, and left me here, just where I was, before you appeared, and in your place, an empty space, has filled the void behind my face
*this message was created by a dogshit imposter – ed.
February 19th, 2011 at 4:27 pm
@E Fish: I’ll never understand the importance of the homoerotic insult as a means of defending the beatles. Please note that I have yet to use that line of defense. At least on you.
In this sentence.
My dislike of the beatles has nothing to do with drugs or sexual abuse. Perhaps being bombarded by their music at every turn has caused a bit of brain damage, but it’s nothing compared to that of the average fan.
My problem has always been more with the attack on freedom of thought which these lovable lads from Liverpool inevitably inspire. Sure, the beatles had a couple of catchy tunes. No argument there. Teddy Bears Picnic is also a very catchy tune, but I won’t race home to listen to that either.
I do know a lot about the beatles, more than I care to know. I also know a lot about music. So let’s keep things in perspective here, according to the world at large you have the freedom listen to and enjoy whatever you want, unless you don’t like the beatles, then you’re a brain-dead moron who came from an abusive home. Oh yeah, and a faygit. Thanks for reiterating.
I appreciate the kind words, but it would be too easy to make money off the beatles – all you need is a big picture on the cover and for the title use one of their songs and it’s guaranteed to sell regardless of the content. Try it! Here’s a few titles to get you started:
I am the Walrus, The beatles music and modern aquariums
All Things Must Pass: How music cures constipation
Mean Mr. Mustard: Favorite condiments of the rock stars
Norwegian Wood: Welcome to Ikea!
Anyway, think I’ll leave the postmodern music rambling to Chuck Klosterman, our material sometimes has a point.
Take care,
-Das
February 20th, 2011 at 12:00 am
UM, Das, someone, probably homoeurotic fantisize E fish has left another comment in my name. Wasn’t me. The last one at Feb 11th at 3:38pm about a poem of the world leaving me here and other stupid bong residual blather. I guess I could get an avatar but they might mimic it also.
And E-Fish, Best ever in what, carnival music???? The beatles simply sucked greasy Hatian(see, Hatian is capitalized, not the beatles)ass hair after a long night of eating army issue donated cans of refried beans, but I know lots of people that are into sick fetishs.
February 20th, 2011 at 12:13 am
I think that the statement made by “E Fish” (or whoever) that Das is “validating their importance far more than any idiot fan could” is both coherent, and wrong. Fact of the matter is, there is no reason for Beatles haters like us to exist in the first place. Had Beatles wang spelunkers not existed, we would not be necessary. But, c’mon E Fish, the mentally handy-capable masses that hang on every little tidbit of Beatles fandom are much, much more to blame for their insane, god-like ascention than the haters are.
February 20th, 2011 at 7:44 am
Whoo in dis bitch like a tribe called quest WOOT WOOT
March 14th, 2011 at 3:10 pm
Fact #1: The beatles were the most overrated band in poop-history up till now.
Fact #2: Second comes Elvis Presley.
I know 5000 bands by name and listened to a million cds of just about every musician I could ever heard of. So I might be wrong..
March 16th, 2011 at 5:45 pm
can the operator of this website please help me? i need information on what steps need to be taken to remove a post. this is very important. thank you very much.
March 21st, 2011 at 6:38 pm
WHAT THE HECK IS F**CKING WRONG WITH YOU?!?!The Beatles were the best band EVER
they changed music forever! if the beatles were not around true music wouldnt exist!!
the beatles were WAY better than Elvis!!
March 23rd, 2011 at 12:53 am
Maybe they were way better than Elvis, but they still sucked. AND, here we go again at if the beatles (I still refuse to capitalize the beatles) were not around the lightbulb, spaceships, submarines, rocket launchers, atomic bombs, silent movies would never have been invented type of bong induced anal fingering!
Go share your girlfriend with Charles Manson,…..again!
March 23rd, 2011 at 12:58 am
PS……That’s a cuckold…….look it up!
March 25th, 2011 at 3:50 pm
WHY DO YOU HAT THE BEATLES SO MUCH?????????????????? THIER AWSOME NO WON CAN MATCH THEM OR BE BETTER !!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 26th, 2011 at 12:28 am
I have realized… people who hate the beatles often use the arguement “I know people who can play better the guitar or better the drums,etc”.But what they don’t understand is that music is just a way to concrete emotions, thoughts and ideas. I know people who sign better that John Lennon, but unlike John, they are not clever or interesting people, and the shit they sign and the chords they play don’t have the same effect… not even near…
March 28th, 2011 at 9:09 am
PEOPLE ITS NOT WORSHIPING,OBVIOUSLY YOU ADORED THE MUSIC YOU LIKE,THE BEATLES MARRIED ROCK N ROLL WITH ART,YOU ONLY PEOPLE WANTED ROCK N ROLL JUST FOR DANCE,THE BEATLES BROKE THAT BARRIER FOREVER.
March 30th, 2011 at 6:42 am
Beatles did not sell out cause they did not make any money in the 1960s. the tax cut was about 95%, remember why the stones went to exile, john sold out for peace and so did george. paul and ringo are trying to keep the music alive. no beatles no popular music. ask any band now or in the 70s, 80s , 90s. so who do you like kesha maybe even lady gaga. good luck , and peace and love. you sad little moron.
April 4th, 2011 at 4:33 pm
The Beatles were really nice lads with good stage presence and decidedly pleasant voices, so I decided that they would be my ticket to fame and fortune and signed them on to ghost-wrote all of their famous hits from ‘63 to the very last of my song albums that produced for them in 1970, Let It Be. It was truly a glorious ride for me and the boys, until they finally decided to strike out on their own and came sadly to their musical undoing. I laughed, howerver, all they way to the bank for all those years and cannot say I do not have certain mixed feelings for having perpetrated such a tremendously cruel hoax of such monumental proportions on untold millions of unsuspecting and adoringly gullible airheads much like yourselves all of whom have bought and continue to buy into my monumental hoax. LOL! Hilarious, truly hilarious.
April 5th, 2011 at 5:24 am
Sir George Martin, thank you very much for dropping by and trying to clear the air. Although your actions were deplorable, I can’t say that any man in a similar situation wouldn’t do the same. Besides, it’s all quite hilarious.
Might I suggest you take some of your ill-gotten fortune and try to help solve the problem you created by donating to beatleholics Anonymous, or even donate some funds to the Cloth Eared Sycophantic recovery fund?
April 5th, 2011 at 9:49 am
Though my sales strategy might arguably have been quite unseemly or unbecoming, some would say even dishonest, for a man of my social aspirations and pretensions, my greatest ‘Beatle’ songs (how I do loathe the word) were nonetheless of an artistic quality that is even now beyond critical reproach and will undoubtedly continue to withstand the all-important test of time. As to donating to the Cloth-Eared Sycophantic recovery, Sir, I resent that peregrine notion in its entirety. Good day.
April 7th, 2011 at 5:29 am
It was merely a suggestion to help abate your feelings of guilt for contributing to the scourge of recorded music, please don’t be offended.
You must take great enjoyment these days re-releasing all the old beatle tracks you’ve written. Although I haven’t, and hopefully never will have to suffer through the album or be tortured by the play LOVE, the idea cracks me up.
You must have been laughing all the way to the bank, Sir G. Speaking of plays, are you planning to be involved with McCartney’s new musical, While the audiences gently weeps?
Has anyone ever found it odd that after you stopped working with the band, the hits dried up and with very few exceptions, all further recordings have managed to stay off the charts completely?
Thanks again for stopping by!
Is this the kind of existence which an evil life like yours leads to?
April 7th, 2011 at 4:28 pm
Guilt?…Remorse?…Aren’nt I British, Sir? I wouldn’t know the meaning of that word if it bit me in the arse. LOL Good show.
April 9th, 2011 at 8:30 pm
Ya let me just say that who ever wrote this is stupid! i hope your reading this because your so dumb! my dad likes the beatles, i like the beatles! its like that saying what goes around comes around. seriously beatles have helped me get threw my parents divorce and the fact that sarah doesnt like me! thankyou beatles for helping me get by! RIP paul <3
April 9th, 2011 at 10:26 pm
Beatles best music ever was ever will be Mozart sucks this has not much to do with music but Shakespeare sucks as for Elvis he was gay and stupid the stones every song sounds the same rap sucks the big one lousy negro music M J had a hair of talent but went weird and pilled himself into a early grave it was that or the nut house
I like good rock and good classic music of which there is not much you go Sergei Rachmaninoff I dig you like the grave and good gold and fluffy Oreo bars rest in anger Jim Morrison you dumb ass f uck
April 16th, 2011 at 4:22 am
“Ya let me just say that who ever wrote this is stupid! i hope your reading this because your so dumb! my dad likes the beatles, i like the beatles! its like that saying what goes around comes around. seriously beatles have helped me get threw my parents divorce and the fact that sarah doesnt like me! thankyou beatles for helping me get by! RIP paul <3"
Well, obviously they, the beatles, didn't help you get THREW spelling in school with other very atrocious English diction, syntax, diatribe, capitalization………….shit, I think I've done this before. Just read the pro beatles quotes. I rest my case. I also refuse to capitalize the beatles, it's my only vice. Party on dude!
And felix lassiter, I have read your rant over and over and I still cannot figure out what the fuck you are trying to say, and if you are pro, neutral, or anti beatles. It actually is giving me a panic attack!
April 16th, 2011 at 9:36 pm
I personally prefer the Beatles, however I am not just saying so because I like them. Elvis was my favorite artist for a very long time but when I truly compared the two, the raw artistic quality of the Beatles exceeds that of Elvis. All said and done though they are both two of my favorites.
April 16th, 2011 at 10:04 pm
And regardless of who the best is the beatles do not suck. If you want a list of bands who have made it big who do suck I’ll give you that list. Justin Bieber,Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus(just add in every kid band past 2000)And a bunch a folks from the nineties…any questions?
April 17th, 2011 at 1:41 am
Ikerwoods, the beatles suck! And all of the other bands d you listesuck worse because they are the spawn of the beatles, along with the mind numbing corporate push that was learned by the beatles advertising to young stoned out nowhere to go type of followers looking for a religion to believe in, then choosing one.
Welcome to religion, it’s the same fucking way. People are sheep.
PS…..Elvis didn’t suck as bad, because at least he could keep a tune compared to the beatles.
April 17th, 2011 at 1:43 am
Oops, forgive my first line spelling and read through it. I think I hit the mousy and didn’t proof read.
April 17th, 2011 at 7:16 am
If you want a list of bands who have made it big who do suck I’ll give you that list. Justin Bieber,Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus
I can see your point, but those artists aren’t bands, they are quasi musical entities created to sell music to children…just like our beloved FF.
I’d also argue that these kids are more talented performers.
May 8th, 2011 at 9:40 pm
THEY SUCK CUz they are horrible. AND they are a once upon a time thing alr8dy.
May 13th, 2011 at 12:25 am
“If you want a list of bands who have made it big who do suck I’ll give you that list. Justin Bieber,Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus”
The Beatles were the Jonas Bros of their time. Even George Harrison has said, “we were the Spice Boys.”
And Elvis sucked too.
May 15th, 2011 at 6:48 pm
Word…
May 26th, 2011 at 9:47 am
I Love The Beatles, they’re like the most popularest bands on earth… My brother says they suck but I just ignore him. Everyone has a like so why dont you haters leave the fans alone, if they like them then they do.
May 27th, 2011 at 5:31 am
Listen to your brother BF, he is wise beyond his years. The most popularist doesn’t necessarily mean greatliest, or even goodliest.
May 28th, 2011 at 11:34 pm
Ppl like the Beatles just because they’re the Beatles tho they fucking suck
May 29th, 2011 at 5:57 am
I totaly agree the Beatle do suck>
June 1st, 2011 at 1:08 pm
BEATLES SUCKS CAUSE THEY ARE A BUNCH OF HIPPIE GAYS, WITHOUT GEORGE MARTIN THEY WERE CACA…..
EVIS HAS JUST LEFT THE BUIDINGGGGGGGGGG
HE SUCKS TOO
FRANK ZAPPA RULES
June 6th, 2011 at 8:11 pm
What the fuck is this? All of you can rot in hell because The Beatles changed music forever and none of you would know that because of all of the shit you listen to. So fuck all of you in the assholes.
June 8th, 2011 at 2:58 pm
ELVIS The King. Of the nicknames given to the heavyweight performers of our
time, Elvis owns the highest-ranking one of them all. No moniker can
touch The King’s, not the Godfather of Soul nor the Chairman of the
Board; Not the King of Pop either. Even the Queen of Soul falls royally
short. You’ll notice Presley’s pet moniker needs no attribution. He’s
pretty much The King of everything.
June 8th, 2011 at 3:03 pm
The beatles, or should I say the Shitles, were just copy cats of their time. Immaturity abounds in their music and lyrics, fueled by drugged up hippy fans and people who had no ear and class for music. Yuck!
Elvis had UNLIMITED talent, the shitles had their manager to writer music for them. They were ugly englishmen with little music talent at best.
Elvis was and is and always wil be called THE KING OF ROCK AND ROLL! what was the shitles called? lucky to have stupid fans !
June 10th, 2011 at 1:51 pm
Just stumbled upon your site and it sincerely made me want to listen to my extensive Beatle catalog right now HA
June 12th, 2011 at 3:11 am
agree, the beatles sucked. most famous boy band of all time.
June 12th, 2011 at 3:24 am
i fucking can’t stand the fan base – they’re more rabid than the bieber fan base. the beatles suck in my books. the fanbase makes them suck as much as a vacuum.
June 15th, 2011 at 1:37 pm
This article sucks because 100 reasons are not nearly enough. According to Wikipedia there are 305 beatles songs. There should be at least 500 reasons why they suck. A proper list would add all the songs they wrote as a reason plus all the reasons john lennon is a dick would easily get the number to around 500. I’m not even mentioning the other 3 assholes!!! Seriously, there are probably 1000 good reasons if someone would actually sit down and write the list.
June 21st, 2011 at 12:20 pm
I like the beatles but these are funny.
June 21st, 2011 at 4:55 pm
I understand that people have different tastes and you may not like the Beatles, but there really is no reason for this.. People like you that hate singers and bands and have to tell everyone that you do gives me the suspicion that you like them more than us.. and talking about them and then at the end saying you don’t give a crap pretty much puts out that you’re a fan at heart. just shut up man and let it be
June 22nd, 2011 at 7:26 pm
I’d take this more seriously if you didn’t go around tasting people.
June 26th, 2011 at 5:54 pm
OMFG
Go back to listening to Kesha,k?
June 28th, 2011 at 3:17 am
Fuck you every one!!!! beatles rock…you fucking stupid dick heads..haven’t you got any job to do…kiss my ass
June 28th, 2011 at 7:38 am
Narendra, just let it be. Where’s the peace n’ love beatles fans are supposedly famous for? Stay classy girl.
June 30th, 2011 at 5:30 pm
It feels so great that there are other people out there who are tired of having the beatles shoved down their throats!
July 1st, 2011 at 8:59 am
I feel the same way, Jim. We must unite and crush the bugs together.
July 1st, 2011 at 9:02 pm
Feel the peace and love of beatles fans! Wow man, groovy, far out! Let’s get this fourteen year old girl high man!
July 10th, 2011 at 12:59 am
People wouldn’t have died had the Beatles never existed. They’re not important as Jesus, for crying out loud.
July 26th, 2011 at 7:39 am
The Beatles fucking suck, their music is fucking boring. I hate it when I have to listen to crap like The Beatles. They also all look(ed) like retards. Shit I hate them so much. Yoko is and always was incredibly ugly and stupid hippie bitch, btw. I hate Lady Gaga, but I hate her music much much less than Beatles’ music. I also love and like a lot of people, thing and music, I’m not a hater, but Beatles are (were) just garbage. FUCK THE BEATLES.
July 27th, 2011 at 5:23 pm
come the fuck on man this SHIT IS LAME
If you like the fucking beatles its cause you never listened to other shit beyond your gay ass dads fuckin records
fuck yeah man they were cool once but SO much better fucking shit has happened and its fine if you dont give a shit about music, but dont tell me these fags are still viable and dont you EVER fucking tell me that no new shit is out there cause ill shove shit 90 times better then those fab fags up your retarded deaf suburban asshole till yer dead
get the FUCKING DICK OUT OF YOUR FAGGY EARS
July 27th, 2011 at 11:02 pm
Well said, PUNK!fuckman!, well said.
July 28th, 2011 at 5:05 am
It’s like poetry
August 28th, 2011 at 1:47 pm
The BEATLES are overrated. That 5th Beatle must have put on the melodies and arranged the Beatles’ songs. Talk about publicity and all that they were geniuses.
By far – Queen is better than the Beatles. Man, just listen and watch Freddy Mercury! That’s total star power with vocals that would make McCartney’s and Lennon’s voice so below average.
August 30th, 2011 at 1:36 am
Thank you for putting this together. I think what tripped me out the most about the beatles would have been john lennon’s shameless cover of ’stand by me.’ Besides the fact it just all out sucked, I hate seeing faggoty limies pass African-American culture off as their own.
Stick to fish and chips and marry-fucking-poppins you snaggle-toothed, no talent ass-clowns.
September 7th, 2011 at 10:38 am
BEATLES SUCKS AND ELVIS TOO, FRANK ZAPPA RULES
September 7th, 2011 at 10:40 am
ZAPPA IS THE GREATEST HE NEVER NEEDED A GEORGE MARTIN OR SOMEONE ELSE.
BEALES ARE FOR DEAF PEOPLE
September 9th, 2011 at 1:14 pm
ok so i read most of these comments and i saw one that said “give me 3 reasons why the Beatles suck” so…ill give ya 3 alright….
1. they are sooooo overrated its not even funny…and thats what makes a band terrible in my opinion….
2. they are soooo old like really? i was having a conversation with my friend Marcus and he was like “you hate the Beatles???” and i said “ya i dont listen to 70s crap” and hes like “not even! 40s!” o_o i literally wanted to punch him in the face…
3. the Beatles are in my opinion one of the worst bands ever…their style is soooo bad ahaha and i want to either fall asleep or shoot myself listening to them…again…this is my opinion…dont get on me for this
September 9th, 2011 at 5:18 pm
SHUT THE FUCK UP LAbooy u are the most dumbest artard on this planet and should off yourself because anyone who like the beatles are HOMO. BIG FLAMING ,NO liFE , NO FRIEND HOMO and YOUR a HIPSTER
September 13th, 2011 at 1:15 pm
yep your right Guy734 anyone who like the Beatles are homo ahahahahahahaha you just trolled yourself….plus everyone on here is agreeing that the Beatles suck so ya just get outta here
September 14th, 2011 at 7:14 pm
hay man i like the guy734 for trying. thing is everyone who dosent like the beatles are artard because look they have you on this website so you guys wont feel left out. and this what l.a fag thinks o look i hate the beatles now lets who also an artard this place looks good i just fucking hate dumbass artards like you who are hipsters and only like modern music look if there were no beatles there be no rock they made it what it is today they inspired so many bands so if want to dis the beatles then dis all the bands that were ever made because the beatles made ever band who it is today
September 14th, 2011 at 8:00 pm
DAS, this last post, #413, I think I had a stroke reading this, or I’m having a stroke because of it! Hell, I think the guy that wrote it had a stroke while he was writing it. Tell me I’m wrong! Either way I and he may wanna get checked out at the doctor.
Maybe it’s a joke, but I doubt it. It’s difficult to argue with mental patients in the ward. Either way, this is SOOOOOOOO classic mail of the day or quote of the day!
September 15th, 2011 at 5:28 am
I think it needs some hand gestures to make it understandable.
September 15th, 2011 at 1:17 pm
so what if i only like modern music? modern music is the best…well..at least its better than the boring Beatles…and i agree with you guys ^ ahaha
September 23rd, 2011 at 7:34 pm
beatles: greatest band ever
September 24th, 2011 at 11:33 am
beatles: gratingest band ever
September 24th, 2011 at 11:34 am
grating 2
adj
1. (of sounds) harsh and rasping
2. annoying; irritating
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September 29th, 2011 at 12:48 pm
well guys this is all opinion…music is personal preference…but i cant stand people who say “all the new stuff sucks” that just makes no sense at all…do i seriously have to write some of the best new bands ever? all those people look up these following bands…Foster the People,Cage the Elephant,One Republic,The Main Drag,The Killers,30 Seconds to Mars,The Strokes,Skillet,and Gorillaz…that will change your minds….
October 7th, 2011 at 9:16 am
ATTENTION? ALL? JOHN LENNON? FANS
On? October? 9th? we will? all? watch “Imagine”? in honor? of the greatest? singer? ever’s? birthday. Let’s give?? him the? best? birthday present ever:?? the highest viewed video? on YouTube!! Let’s?? give him? what? he? deserves
Copy? and paste to all? John lennon/beatles videos and all? music videos let’s?? get this??? noticed quickly
THUMBS? THIS? UP
LET’S GET THIS? NOTICED
Lets help John lennon
October 7th, 2011 at 4:12 pm
How about NOT watching his crappy video ever!Imagine is the most lame, insipid, phony pile of bullshit!!the perpetually stoned liverpool lothario ever made!!may he rot in hell!!!and please someone in Central Park put excrement on his memorial for me!!!
Thanks.
October 8th, 2011 at 7:25 am
Lorsque le bruit détestable des Beatles pénètre mon oreille c’est comme fécale incrustée tessons de verre. Je ne peux plus boire mon vin, ni manger mon fromage et du pain à ceux qui grâce scrotum vadrouille surmonté. Je souhaite un terme à leur mémoire.
October 9th, 2011 at 12:08 pm
Vous avez besoin d’un meilleur traducteur. Celui-ci ne fonctionne pas pour vous.
October 9th, 2011 at 12:13 pm
Oh, and Beegirl, I could donate to Lennons birthday a autographed picture of Mark David Chapman.
October 11th, 2011 at 8:51 pm
wow who ever created this website must not have a life.
And for everyone talking negative shit about The Beatles obviously dont know one thing about good music. And how can some one say their songs didnt have meaning?!They certantly did. The Beatles were the greatest band in history. I love The Beatles and i dont see anyone could hate them and say they suck. And for thr comments that say only hippies liked them and that The world would be better if they didnt exist. WOW. I found those comments just fuckin pathetic.
I mean if you think they suck then just leave it at that. Dont go fucking making a website to waste your life on which you probably dont even have a life, talking shit. You know? The Beatles are legends and their music will live on forever. Unlike all the shit we have nowadays like Lady Gaga, Justin Beiber an all these pathetic annoying rappers. God, i wish i was born in that time..
October 11th, 2011 at 8:55 pm
Oh and modern music is ANNOYING. it just keeps getting worse and worse over time. Instead of this website you hould make one of crappy annoying gay ass MODERN music. Perhaps it wont be a waste of your fucking lives since then itll actually be true.
October 12th, 2011 at 7:40 am
I, I will agree with you about the newer bands sucking arse, but you seem to miss the message of the beatles songs of acceptance, freedom of speech, and not knocking someone for being gay and whatnot. I was born in that era, and still think they sucked, and the worst and most overrated band in history.
PS….I don’t think you parents know about your bong yet that helps you enjoy shitty carnival music.
October 15th, 2011 at 1:20 am
The Beatles were not the greatest rock band of all time, that’s a stretch. However, they made really great music. You can’t comment on a groups musical talent if you have none yourself. People want to hate the Beatles because they are one of, if not the most popular group of all time.
They made music that is characteristically theirs. It’s distinctive. They have unique voices and ways of playing their instruments. That’s a huge accomplishment for musicians.
Were they influenced by Black musicians? Yes and so were every fucking rock band ever to come before and after them. It’s not bad to take influence from something.
Who is anybody on this forum to say that they sucked anyways? What the hell has anybody on here done but spend time hating a band that epitomizes everything that they can’t be? The creator of this website and the people who are commenting on how “gay” or shitty the Beatles were are displaying the ultimate example of what being a complete loser is. Jealousy and lonliness screams from all of these comments.
If you think the Beatles sucked, then go out there, work as hard as they did, form a group and prove yourself and stop being classic examples of failed musicians.
October 15th, 2011 at 1:40 am
And for the record, not all Bealtes fans are douchebags that know nothing about music. There are plenty of people who listen to other things besides the Beatles who are non-musicians and know nothing about music. Besides, non-musical people are everywhere. . especially on this website.
The Beatles will remain, in my top tier of music heroes, but I guarantee all of you people arguing that the Bealtes are bullshit, no matter what, you will never have a greater taste in music than me and you’ll never be a better musician than me. So do the world a favor, keep all of your hate in a diary and quit being little shits.
October 15th, 2011 at 6:23 am
We’re bigger shits than you’ll ever be, punk.
October 15th, 2011 at 6:57 am
James Says:
October 15th, 2011 at 1:40 am
And for the record, not all Bealtes fans are douchebags that know nothing about music.
Really? Their posts sure make them all seem like know-nothing douchebags.
October 16th, 2011 at 10:48 am
Pretty good list.
By the way; the new George Harrison special on HBO is great. It’s nice to see The Beatles history told from George’s perspective for a change (instead of everything being about John & Paul.)
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October 16th, 2011 at 6:19 pm
Jesus, approximately 70% of what you said either was straight up wrong and/or contradicted it’s self. The beatles didn’t go out of their way to hate on other artists like you are now. Elvis was John lennon’s idol. They loved all music, and were open to a universe of musical possibilities, (aka, THE SITAR, eastern, western, African etc.). No one else is denying there were other British invasion bands as well, this is the first place I’ve seen it. And if you’re going to go on about how all of the beatles music was satanic, well, if your listening to headbanger stuff, chances are, it’s satanic too!:D. So, let’s sit back and reflect. What’s so wrong with love? The Beatles wanted to spread it. All you spread is hate.
October 16th, 2011 at 7:49 pm
Well Das, have fun being a huge shit. Good to see you’re proud.
October 16th, 2011 at 8:09 pm
Stelth Says:
“Really? Their posts sure make them all seem like know-nothing douchebags.”
Well this is the problem with pop music. It’s dependent on fashion. And people who are all “I LUV THE BEATLES JUST LEIK JOHN LENON SED ‘ALL U NEED IS LUV’ RIGHT?” are just fucking morons who follow trends. And it’s not just the Beatles, it’s Led Zeppelin, The Who, Jimi Hendrix, Bob Dylan and so on. People become walking billboards.
Unfortunately, listening to the Beatles has become this trendy thing since they are a huge pop band and everyone all over the world knows their music.
About a year before I started listening to them, I “hated” them. I always said that they were overated as fuck, they sang stupid little pop ditties and weren’t anything of importance. And the only reason I said these things was because I felt like I was above all of the “bullshit”.3 Then I listened to Rubber Soul and it changed my mind..
Moreover, the beatles didn’t proclaim they were the best band. They didn’t shove it in everyone’s faces desperately hoping to get as many fans as possible. They did their thing, played the music they loved and the rest was handled by big record labels and the media of America.
If you can’t see past all of the bullshit that everyone besides the Bealtes have created , then you are a know-nothing doucebag.
It’s like my friend. He refuses to have coffee from starbucks. He only drinks dunkin’ donuts because it’s the only coffee place that somehow he doesn’t associate with elitists. He won’t even take a sip of starbucks because of it’s image and the type of people who go there (even though the coffee is far better.)
It’s okay to dislike a band. But to create a website based on how much you hate a band and the people in it is the pinnacle of loserdom.
October 17th, 2011 at 5:03 am
James, plain and simple, the beatles sucked, you are a hippie progressive retard, and I’m betting you are that moron that used to work at Cozumels in Brentwood Tennessee and was a George imposter. And losers are the ones who type long diatribes defending people that never have and never will give a fuck about you except your money.
October 17th, 2011 at 5:29 am
The truth is, most people who dislike the beatles are familiar with their music, have spent time listening to it and trying to appreciate it.
They’ve given it a chance, and have been shunned by society for daring to form their own opinions.
I’ll agree Starbucks does make pretty good coffee.
October 18th, 2011 at 11:22 am
Das, I understand and there’s nothing wrong with disliking a band. I don’t think everyone should love the beatles as much as their die hard fans do
Dogshit, can you name a band that actually give a fuck about you and not your money? A band that checks on you every week to see how you personally are doing? No.
The Bealtes were just four people who wrote music that they loved playing. Like any music, it’s not for everyone. I don’t like Led Zeppelin and I think they’re overrated but I’m not going to make a website hoping to spawn as much hate for them as I can.
I will stand by bands that I value musically.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:09 pm
James Says:
I don’t like Led Zeppelin and I think they’re overrated but I’m not going to make a website hoping to spawn as much hate for them as I can.
Perhaps if Zeppelin fans were as voiciferous as beatle fans, and their music was marketed as aggressively as beatleco, you’d wish there were a site like this that mocked them. Most people will never make a website, but I’m glad Das made this one.
October 18th, 2011 at 3:00 pm
Stelth says:
Perhaps if Zeppelin fans were as voiciferous as beatle fans, and their music was marketed as aggressively as beatleco, you’d wish there were a site like this that mocked them. Most people will never make a website, but I’m glad Das made this one.
Led Zeppelins “Zeppelin IV” album sold more than the Bealtes Sergeant Pepper and they are the fifth best selling band of all time. I’d say that’s some good business work right there.
And I wouldn’t wish that there was a site that mocked them because I don’t hate Led Zeppelin.
See : http://quagmire.darsys.net/2005/03/why-led-zeppelin-sucks/
October 18th, 2011 at 3:01 pm
Also, Das. How the hell have you been “shunned” from society?! That is the most dramatic claim I have ever heard. I wasn’t shunned two years ago when I used to hate on the Beatles whenever they were brought up in conversation.
October 18th, 2011 at 3:11 pm
While you may not like their music, which is not mandatory by any means, you should at least have the maturity to respect the amount of innovation that was born from their careers. If you can’t do that, than you really don’t even deserve to speak on why you hate them and think they’re gay, stupid, retarded, terrible musicians.
Besides, saying ” THE BEATLES SUCK. THEY WERE FUCKING TERRIBLE MUSICIANS AND THEIR MUSIC IS SHIT” Isn’t going to convince anybody that they are actually good musicians.
Go to Scaruffi.com . He is a rock music scholar who has written over 5000 reviews for bands. He wrote an entire essay on how the Beatles were a marketed ploy created to appease the middle and high class with black music. He actually wrote something intelligent, not “FUCK THE BEATLES THEIR GAY”
October 18th, 2011 at 3:12 pm
****” THE BEATLES SUCK. THEY WERE FUCKING TERRIBLE MUSICIANS AND THEIR MUSIC IS SHIT” Isn’t going to convince anybody that they are actually bad musicians. ****
October 18th, 2011 at 4:42 pm
James, please take a deep breath, relax and have a cup of Chamomile tea.
Put on some beatle lullabies, and come back with a clear head.
We welcome your comments, but you’ve gotten a little overstimulated.
“The beatles are gay” – Piero Scaruffi
October 18th, 2011 at 5:10 pm
(After tea and beatle lullaby)
Oh my god..
The Beatles fucking suck.
October 18th, 2011 at 5:14 pm
And that was hilarious.
I want to tell everyone about my favorite band of all time.
Can
Albums to listen to (And no fucking track skipping)
The trilogy :
Tago Mago
Ege Bamyasi
Future Days
Other albums by Can that are good too
Soundtracks and Monster Movie
Can makes the Beatles look like Hanson, however, without the Bealtes they wouldn’t have existed.
But seriously, listen to Can.
October 18th, 2011 at 6:01 pm
Mogwai is really good.
The Hawk is Howling is a great album.
October 19th, 2011 at 5:46 am
The lullabies do it everytime.
I could be mistaken here, but I think this is the very first ever non-beatle music recommendation! There should be a prize, do you want some beatle Christmas cards or something?
Can, I will check them out. Always excited to hear some new music.
October 19th, 2011 at 10:25 am
Haven’t done much listening to Mogwai.
I’m good on the Christmas card though, my mom has kept all of her beatle memorabilia and shit that I can bring out and look at if I want.
Das. I’m not fucking around about this band. They destroyed everything when I really got into them.
They captured the sound that I had always wanted to create. . And they formed in 1968.
Very very very amazing band. Music heroes. Their drummer Jaki Liebezeit is the greatest drummer of all time, he inspired me to pick up the drums a few years ago.
Somebody uploaded a segment from the Free Concert, which is a DVD that I have.
CHECK IT OUT
This band was not progressive, psychedelic or a jam band by any means. They were their own fucking thing.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xej406_can-spoon-live-1972_music
October 19th, 2011 at 10:27 am
Make sure you listen to their albums..
Their live stuff is pretty intense .
October 19th, 2011 at 10:33 am
Das could you personally create a 100 RWBS christmas card and mail it to me on christmas?
October 19th, 2011 at 10:37 am
And here’s a more softer side of that concert with Can.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96SZCmP_UDw
It’s also my old youtube channel, feel free to drop by and listen to my hip hop beats (ha!)
October 20th, 2011 at 7:10 pm
James, I just listened to Tago Mago and I have to say a band like this justifies the existence of SMB. People who come here, for good or for ill, feel very strongly about music.
These guys are truly original, incredible musicians who created some astounding music…and 2% of the world’s population has never even heard their name. Including me! Why?!? That drummer is out of control, and I didn’t even know he existed. It’s not right.
About to unleash a pointless diatribe here, you can probably guess what it is. I need sleep. Thanks for the tip, these guys should be heard.
What’s an RWBS card?
-Das
October 20th, 2011 at 11:41 pm
I hope you’re not fucking around Das.
I’m glad you enjoy Can. For the past three years, with any chance I get, I try to tell people about Can. . Like I said, they destroyed everything else for me and I was hooked on their music for a long time.
They are hugely important.
They do not go without recognition however, you don’t hear about them much.
They are in fact legendary, and regarded by many as one of the greatest groups in music history.
In my opinion they are the greatest.
I hope that you become more interested, listen to their albums, read up on them (wikipedia and you can also visit the spoonrecords.com website to learn more), buy the DVD with the Free concert (excerpt shown in my previous comment) and documentary and love them as much I do.
Just knowing about the magic of that band and about what they did is very fascinating.
I’m thankful, for once, someone actually has taken and been well receptive to my recommendation.
By the way, I meant SMB Christmas card. Feel free to make one.
- James
October 21st, 2011 at 11:56 pm
Salutations! great web page I just created a youtube channel to help people see the truth bout beatles.
http://www.youtube.com/user/BeatlesRecovery
Come checkit out.
Thanks!!!!
October 22nd, 2011 at 7:24 am
@James, I’m not kidding. I salute their originality and appreciate you turning me on to them.
http://suckmybeatles.com/2010/11/23/free-beatles-christmas-cards-2010/
@BeatlesRecovery: Keep up the good work!
October 23rd, 2011 at 6:32 am
James, the only thing worse than a beatles fan is just about anyone who lets any band rule thier life in how they think and live. I don’t care how big the band is, or how much hot pussy back up singers there are. This is the whole point of this site, but only with the beatles theme. You just stated that you do this with Can, letting them rule your life and giving you life changing attitudes. Just goes to show you that, some people are sheep with music, and politics, and you are the sheep, they are the wolves, and we are the hunters with the guns that will survive musical and political apocalypse. Keep up the good work slave!
October 23rd, 2011 at 6:34 am
PS, if you ever had any real pussy, not Petuli smelling pussy that is, you would actually understand what I am saying and would maybe get a life. But, drugs may be a bigger factor than pussy here in this argument.
October 23rd, 2011 at 6:53 am
PSS, Led Zepplin, ACDC, Bon Jovi, etc had their day, but you don’t hear their music every day at least twice a day somewhere in the general public, or television if you decide to stay in for the day. Nor do you see memorbilia left and right of other old ass bands along with lunch pales or candy wrappers in their liking, like you do the beatles in retail stores. (The media does this along with merhcandisers, not the beatles, they are not talented enough to do this.)If the beatles were like these other bands, which were much more talented in many ways, and would go away most of the time,I maybe would like them, and this website would not exist and I would probably be fucking my hand right now to internet porn instead of droning on and on with a retard like yourself James. It’s almost the end of the year and this website gives out a yearly “Biggest beatlemanic Retard award” and you are running in the top ten, so keep on coming back to contend your possibe title.
October 23rd, 2011 at 1:48 pm
Yeah you’re right. You’re above all the bullshit, you know what you’re talking about.
The Beatles don’t rule your life, no way. No band does. You just dedicate the little time you have out of your incredibly busy life to argue with some idiots online about the Beatles. Yeah, the Beatles have nothing to do with your life alright.
And it makes complete sense why you would like the Beatles if they weren’t as popular as you said, and were more like Zeppelin. That’s because you’re, you know, an underground type guy.
“…and this website would not exist and I would probably be fucking my hand right now to internet porn instead of droning on and on with a retard like yourself James”
There’s nothing stopping you. Feel free to have simulated sex with a pornstar online while you tell me about pussy.
Dogshit is a fitting name. Because everything you say is Dogshit.
October 23rd, 2011 at 3:30 pm
I just wish DAS would have a new installment soon…July 1st was his last update.
October 24th, 2011 at 5:37 am
Your right Stelth, that’s pretty lame. The last update was a bunch of crap too!
October 24th, 2011 at 10:24 am
Finally,
“PSS, Led Zepplin, ACDC, Bon Jovi, etc had their day, but you don’t hear their music every day at least twice a day somewhere in the general public, or television”
See : VH1 Classics and also Classic Rock radio stations (Especially WZLX in Boston)
“Nor do you see memorbilia left and right of other old ass bands along with lunch pales or candy wrappers in their liking”
See: Kiss and every other popular rock band from the 60’s and 70’s. There will be some sort of merchandise.
And if you knew anything about the music industry, which you don’t, you would understand that is a necessity to sell band merchandise, other than the music, when involved with a major contract with a record label mainly because of recording advances which are granted to the group for their album. Other expenses such as, paying for a producer, manager, music manager, lawyers, engineers and so on. The merchandise does become a franchise once the band reaches a peak in popularity (like the Bealtes, Floyd, Zeppelin, Cream, Allman Brothers, Kiss – pretty much most “classic rock” groups from that era) the merchandise does become somewhat of a franchise.
Think of it like this. If you were a musician, which you’re probably not (either that or you’re ignorant to the reality of being a musician), and you wanted to make music your life, you would need to acknowledge that money (unfortunately) will be what is going to guarantee, and allow you to access the best recording equipment possible, producers (unless you are a producer yourself), musical equipment, touring funds (gas, food, shelter – surviving on the road) and whatever necessary for you to accomplish what you want.
No matter what, even if you’re a bedroom musician or a band on the road, you will need an influx of money to support and invest into what you need.
Unfortunately, and especially in our time, bands are complete cash cows.
Yes, the Beatles became (and are) a franchise however, to completely ignore the fact that most bands, no matter how underground or against the wave they are, are indeed trying to fund their aspirations in one way or another is naive. Weather it’s a nine to five, a way of selling music online, touring or even busking, musicians are trying to make money.
In a perfect world, bubble, or wherever the hell you’re coming from, it would be nice if money wasn’t involved. It would be nice if human nature was perfect, and there was no power, corruption and lies. But as we all know, this does not exist.
Money = Power. And it can help, especially if you’re a musician. If you’re having trouble seeing this because of you’re infatuation with what you think The Beatles are, you need to do some more research before you start writing about what you “think”. These are the simple facts of how life in the 21’st century is for musicians and people in general.
I have a group. And I would rather make as much money being a musician so that I can be one for the rest of my life than to just dick around, be a naive douchebag, play some clubs and have a 2 year career being completely unknown. I wish money had nothing to do with it but unfortunately, it makes a difference.
October 24th, 2011 at 11:21 am
There’s 5 minutes of my life I’ll never get back, reading this stupid list made by a def, bored, no-life dumbass. And here’s about five more going to be spent trying to shove some sense into your thick, immature skull. (I would say brain, but there’s obviously nothing there.)
The Beatles are the most influencial band in history. If you’re too much of a fucktard to see that, then whatever. And honestly, if you spent time and money creating everything on this website, then you HAVE to care about the Beatles a little bit. I mean, who else would spend hours posting everything and making dumb little T-shirts that only about 5 people are going to buy? And if the Beatles were “so scared” to release the Butcher shot, which they actually DID, why did Lennon release Two Virgins? Yeah. Soooo scared.
You’re just a naive no-life with nothing else to do but jack off. And you’re just jealous of the fame that the Beatles had. And the Beatles aren’t overrated, they’re just that great.
So quit being so immature and ignorant enough to make hate websites and grow up.
October 24th, 2011 at 2:09 pm
Winnie, it must be tough being you. You have my condolences.
October 24th, 2011 at 4:10 pm
It took 5 minutes to write that?
October 24th, 2011 at 10:38 pm
@James…All of that you stated has to do with ANY business if you know anything about business, but you can sell the shittiest burger on the face of the planet, and make people believe it was the greatest because……………………………..@Aimee…Anything is easily made the most influentual thing if you are a simpleton whacked out on drugs! And James also commented on on money equals power, but doesn’t realize power is more addictive than money, because he read a book in college while smoking a blunt and practicing yellow submarine on his kazoo. It’s like Quadaffi, he had plenty of power, which made him the money, and they ousted him for constand torture and oppression. That’s what we want to do here with the beatles. I bet next you will call me a fagit!
October 25th, 2011 at 12:48 pm
Only you would call someone else a fag on this site Dogshit since anything you’ve said back to me has contained some statement based on how you assume I live my life.
And why should you care if somebody on here smokes pot anyways? It’s none of your business..
I never went to college. But I bet you did, and now, being middle aged (either that or you’re some stupid 16-19 year old), you come to this site to argue with people half your age to escape your prison of a life. I don’t know who you are, and nor do I really care, but you have to realize that what you’re saying or trying to prove is garbage. And I did read a book on the music industry. To tell you one thing I don’t do – I don’t sit on my ass, surfing the net for Beatles hate, conspiracy, Illuminati, occult, nerd garbage which I’m sure (if I can make an assumption about your life already) you do.
“God all these teenager simpletons are whacked out on drugs! It’s so awful!! I’m gonna go home, sit in my little prison of a house and separate myself from these whackos!!”
What the fuck are you on? I bet Pfizer has done a great job keeping you from realizing how much of an asshole you are.
If you truly believe in what you’re saying on this site, you’re as much of a bandwagon asshole as any of the people that walk around with “all you need is love” t-shirts.
“That’s what we want to do here with the beatles”
Please. You’re not doing anything but spewing bullshit. Why don’t you start up a blog and write a nice essay on how the Beatles suck instead of arguing with someone half your age.
Finally. Dogshit comments on “Quadaffi, he had plenty of power, which made him the money, and they outed him for constand (not an actual word by the way) torture and oppression” – He probably read about this in his rotating chair in his lonely dark home, with a cup filled to the top with alcahol, dick in his hand and with his wife, too fat to fuck on the bed.
I bet next you will call me a fagit!
October 25th, 2011 at 5:20 pm
“To tell you one thing I don’t do – I don’t sit on my ass, surfing the net for Beatles hate, conspiracy, Illuminati, occult, nerd garbage which I’m sure (if I can make an assumption about your life already) you do.”
Then how did you get here then? Hypocritical-ness should be one of the seven deadly sins!!
And my wife is too much of a bitch to fuck.
November 16th, 2011 at 8:02 am
Alright, I’ve decided to come back. . I told myself I wouldn’t return to this website to see how anyone responded (Particularly Dogshit) to my comments but I have.
I’m not going to apologize for what I said but I will say that I was wrong.
I had an epiphany.
(This is a collection of thoughts I had this morning.)
The Beatles were just four people.. that’s it. . Everything else is an idea, imagination, much like a lot in the world today. . A dream. .
You are not required to listen their music, nor do you have to praise them for hear-say “innovations” in music and whatnot. .
They were not the greatest band of all time, however, they certainly were not the worst by any means. . James, earlier you mentioned Can, this is a good example of other very interesting bands around that time (but even Can were driven by the success of the Beatles). .
You know, everyone treats this like a contest. . Who knows the best music and all . . “Music is subjective” – Right? – you tend to hear this a lot. .
While I do respect peoples opinions on music, this website has reminded me of friends I used to have in high school. . Friends that were always insecure and protecting themselves. . Homophobes and the like. . Always trying to find something to hate on . . I feel that it was a way for them to distract themselves from their issues. . As we all know, putting energy into hating something is never worth it though it happens to most of us every day. . You do need to vent (Ha!) sometimes – wouldn’t want you to explode, we still need people like you on this planet (for some reason). .
Anyways, they were just FOUR PEOPLE. That’s it! The rest was a dream, an idea (a dream that became way too big for them . hence why they stopped touring. Particularly Harrison and Lennon were not prepared for such stardom as “Beatlemania would provide early in their careers”) that initially was theirs. A band. . four letters in a word that’s all!
It’s a shame that they have irritated so many of you, however, this would not be the first time. . This band IS the most envied group in music history (in my opinion). .
It’s also a shame that people who come on here, pent up with anger, try to defend the Beatles. . This is not a good idea as it makes you sound like a total asshole. . James, you tried well but the anger got the best of you. . I agree with the foundation of your argument, but the delivery lacked that swift execution, you lost your cool.
Anyways, what was I saying. . Oh yeah! It was just a DREAM. . besides the music the persona’s of the Beatles were INFECTIOUS. They manifested the DREAM (with a little help from Brian Epstein.. just a little) in the minds of the youth during that time. Amazing! But towards the late 60’s they became sick of this. . They had everything at that point but realized it had had gone out of control for years. . I think the only people who truly enjoyed the bright lights in the midst of confusion (and it was confusion) were Paul and Ringo. .
Anyways. . . what is there left to say? Anything?
People love to lay in the wake of others . . Isn’t that fucking interesting? People love to live vicariously through other people – this is true. . Unbelievable. .
We need to relate to people you know? It’s pretty important. I think this website does just that – connecting you (through the INTERNET! Fucking crazy) with other people who have been wanting to know that others like them exist. .
So who were the Bealtes. . (a voice in the background says “they were just a dream maaaaan”) Yeah that sounds right. .
November 16th, 2011 at 12:59 pm
THEY DIDN’T INVENT EVERYTHING BUT DID INVENT A TON
-BEATLES INVENTED DISTORTION ON THE GUITAR
-BEATLES INVENTED METAL
-BEATLES INVENTED PROGRESSIVE
-BEATLES WHERE on the for front OF PSYCHEDELIC ROCK
-BEATLES DID THE FIRST STADIUM GIG
-BEATLES SOLD THE MOST ALBUMS OF ALL TIME
-EVERY MEMBER HAD AT LEAST 1 #1 HIT AS A SOLO ARTIST
-all musicians today would sound like the 50s still emulating Elvis & Little Richard.
-A rock musician can put out a rock song and it can sound like the 60s but with higher quality and it can be a hit if it’s structured right. I’ve never heard a new rock song on the radio that sounds like it could have came out in the 50s
November 16th, 2011 at 7:37 pm
Wow James, I hope you type about 65 or more wpm, because you really know how to un-gist a few thoughts.
They may have not been the worst for a 12 year old teen garage band starting out on their second week.
And bEATLESYES…..Distortion on the buitar was done in the 40’s and 50’s but not popular and the beatles only copied it, they invented metal in your fucking dreams, progressive is questionable but it still sucks, I’ll give you psychedelic because they were drug ridden bicurious weirdos, country musicians and even vaudeville did the first stadium gigs, Michael Jackson sold more albums so high above that mark that the beatles should be sucking his rotting balls, and I can name about 20 other bands that had at least one hit for it’s members solo.
And without the beatles, bands would have still progressed to what they are today, and probably would be better.
PS, your a fucking idiot coming up with false facts. I bet you also do this for your idol Obama, and your opposing Republicans. LIBTARD! Go eat a banana to ward off the THC.
November 17th, 2011 at 8:36 am
DS: I love you man but where’s all this wacky political stuff coming from?
beatlesyes: That’s the funniest list of accomplishments I think I’ve ever read, thanks for the laugh. Didn’t they also invent microwave ovens?
James: Good post. One thing confuses me though, do you keep referring to yourself in the 3rd person, or are there two James’ here?
November 18th, 2011 at 6:40 pm
I have heard many songs on the radio from the seventies on up that sound like they could have come from the fifties. There was more to music in the fifties than Elvis or Little Richard.
I am not that familiar with most of the newer Rock and Roll bands, but I have heard many songs after the sixties that have had an Elvis or Little Richard vibe to them, mainly in seventies Rock and Roll bands.
Little Richard’s “Keep a Knockin” is all over the place in Rock music.
Buddy Holly and the Crickets “Words Of Love” sure sounds to me like it could be released today.
Along with “Not Fade Away”, “Think It Over”, “It’s So Easy”, “Everyday” which was all over the TV on commercials a few years ago. “Heartbeat “ was covered by The Knack in late seventies and if you listen to that record The Crickets sound was all over that record.
The Crickets after the death of Buddy Holly released “I Fought the Law” in 1959 and if you look at the track record of that song you will clearly see it’s place in the history of Rock and Roll.
A few other songs that quickly come to mind if they were released today with better production and were structured right as you say, “Rumble” – Link Wray, “I Could Cry” – Junior Walker (1957), ”When Will I Be Loved” (1960 I think)- Everly Brothers, “Train Kept A Rollin” – the Johnny Brunette version ,“Heartbreak Hotel” – Elvis Presley.
Howlin’ Wolf, Sun Ra, Elmore James, Bo Diddley, Everly Brothers, Gene Vincent and others to me have a sound that can still be heard today.
If you look at early sixties before The Beatles became popular, which many say was the lowest point in Rock and Roll, I see many songs that have a modern sound,. The Everly Brothers early sixties output should be looked at for what influenced The Beatles.
I know there are more examples that I can’t think of at the moment
What I typed above is not meant to say The Beatles have not contributed to the history of Rock and Roll. To deny their popularity and influence is something I would not do, but I also believe there is more to music than The Beatles. When I listen to the Beatles I hear many styles of music.
The Song “Yesterday” sounds to me like “Answer Me My Love” by Nat King Cole out of all the versions I’ve heard.
It is often tougher to go back in time with music than it is to hear it chorological order.
As far as The Beatles inventing distortion on the guitar, no comment.
November 18th, 2011 at 10:42 pm
I’m pretty sure the beatles invented anal beads.
November 19th, 2011 at 3:19 pm
Ah, sorry, I’ve just noticed that beatles lovers, most of them are not just liberal, but extremist liberals. I had to cap it off there. Bourbon also makes me an angry little bastard. I gotta switch back to Vodka I think!
November 19th, 2011 at 4:12 pm
Another non Beatles first I remembered was the playing of the French National Anthem at the beginning of a song.
Leona Anderson’s song “I Love Paris” from the album “Music To Suffer By “ has the anthem at start of the song, long before “All You Need Is Love”
One could also argue that her album “Music To Suffer By” is better than any Beatles album.
Song Like “Limburger Lover” and “Rats In My Room” are classics.
I’m listen to Elmore James right now and his song “Done Somebody Wrong” predates the late sixties blues explosion by years. I guess he didn’t need The Beatles to know how to play the blues
November 19th, 2011 at 5:25 pm
BEATLESYES, “The Wild Child” from Johnny O’Keefe was released in the late fifties and also recorded by Ivan (J.I. Allison) of The Crickets in the late fifties, titled “Real Wild Child”.
Iggy Pop’s version, probably inspired more from Ivan’s version is a fifties song released in eighties with better production and was also a hit song
There are more examples like this, which means The Beatles are not responsible for everything in music post 1970.
November 27th, 2011 at 6:10 am
YEAH MAN YEAH I HATE THEM FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART THIS SITE IS SO LEGIT HAHA FUCK THOSE FACIALLY DEFORMED FAGOTS WTF IS WRONG WITH THE PEOPLE?
November 27th, 2011 at 6:22 am
I had a friend of facebook, a faggotry girl who was uploading each week like 30 photos of Paul, with that UGLY face, anti -attractive, and there was a whole bunch of girls tha used to comment and touched theirselves with that idiotical physiognomy. I just dont get it D: I only liked the girls he was with in some pics. Money and fame talks.
November 29th, 2011 at 2:11 pm
all i can say is its all about the new modern great bands like The Strokes, 30 seconds to Mars, The Killers,One Republic,Cage the Elephant, Foster the People, and Grouplove…..
November 29th, 2011 at 7:42 pm
Oh my God… Michelle.
The Beatles never wrote any songs without meaning? I mean… Jesus Christ, really? Are you honestly SAYING these words?
By the sounds of it, you’ve heard “She Loves You” and therefore now believe they are just a pop band despite not listening to anything else by them and missing the fact that they’ve made the biggest evolution of any band the world has ever seen. They are “foreign”? Are you being racist here or not cos I don’t really get your point. Only American musicians are good..? Okay then. The Rolling Stones and the Beatles are constantly lauded as two of the greatest bands of all time, and they are both British. Elvis Presley, while having brilliant appeal and physical presence, DIDN’T EVEN WRITE ANY OF HIS OWN SONGS. Which is one of the reasons why I genuinely don’t understand how he can be constantly be so high in the “Best Artists Of All Time” list, because having an amazing voice is all well and good but not having enough talent to write your own songs is pretty poor in my books. I don’t really know what else to say other than I think you should go away, buy/download all of the Beatles material, listen to it for a few weeks and then come back and tell me you still don’t think they are amazing.
The Beatles are the best band that have ever lived and ever will live, no other musical artist will ever do to music what the Beatles did, and that’s not a bad thing, it’s just that they were a phenomenon, a one-off.
December 1st, 2011 at 8:49 pm
“The Beatles are the best band that have ever lived and ever will live, no other musical artist will ever do to music what the Beatles did, and that’s not a bad thing, it’s just that they were a phenomenon, a one-off.”
Wow, aren’t you fucking deluded!? And yes, they did do things to music that we pray you are correct and no other artist will ever do again!
December 5th, 2011 at 8:07 pm
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December 13th, 2011 at 2:03 pm
lol i agree with D.S.
December 27th, 2011 at 7:27 pm
I was on this site months ago, glad to see you all are still going at it! NOT. I mean come too, it’s all the same names here BSing as well, do you people not have anything better to do? This list isn’t even 100 reasons, more than half of it is repeats or comments. It makes me sad to see so many idiots. I personally LOVE the beatles, go on now, shoot me.
January 14th, 2012 at 12:10 pm
4 guys in the right place (England) at the right time (Swinging Sixties), possessed of considerable, raw talent, which was taken MUCH further by a very gifted producer and promoted by a hugely supportive record company, at a time when it wasn’t so cool to be American (Vietnam). What really sucks, are the idolatrous fans who promulgate the mistaken idea that they, (the Beatles) ‘changed the world’ and did everything first, even down to their Hamburg rent-boy haircuts, that they did it all by themselves and that everything they did was ‘great’. They were lucky enough to be part of a cultural revolution in a changing world. It is possible to like some Beatles music as well as other stuff, but Beatle-Worship, especially by retro fans, is often quite nauseating. There again, so is fan worship of any kind.
January 19th, 2012 at 1:48 pm
oh and i forgot The Main Drag,Young the Giant and Mumford and Sons
January 20th, 2012 at 1:48 pm
also i wanna know why the owner of this page hates the Beatles….like whats all your reasons Das?
January 20th, 2012 at 2:57 pm
duh, I dunno?
January 22nd, 2012 at 7:18 pm
Aimee says:
“It makes me sad to see so many idiots. I personally LOVE the beatles, go on now, shoot me.”
Wow, you love the beatles and you call us idiots??
January 23rd, 2012 at 1:43 pm
wait what? i dont understand your answer Das ahaha
January 25th, 2012 at 2:19 pm
Mumford and Sons>The Beatles