Reason #387 – I Hate the beatles

This is an original song inspired by the music of the FF. It’s a perfect tribute which takes the skiffled, nursery rhyme pop songs that toddlers can sing along to…and makes it better.
It was performed live on the Dean Martin Show in 1965 with Allan Sherman and Vic Damone. Free from Jerry Lewis, Martin first integrated Las Vegas with the Rat Pack before deciding it was time to croon it like it is, denouncing the beatles in their heydey for the weasels they were.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgKCQJfAVgI[/youtube]

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23 thoughts on “Reason #387 – I Hate the beatles

  1. jp

    hello mudder…hello fadder..here I am at…Camp Wasilla..

    oops, wrong decade/storyline/etcetc.

    ..but now that I be thinkin..isn’t Alaska like right next to you Eas? I mean, can’t she just look out her winda and SEE you by U betcha?

    btw, sorry about your last election..we’ll send you ol’ Sarah and Track and Distributer Cap and MooseJaw to he’p out by golly u etcetc they are gonna be lookin fer sumptin to do in a week..OR ELSE goddammit.

  2. Das Post author

    How did you know there was an election here, that was a closely guarded secret. So secret, in fact, that very few voters even knew of its existence and didn’t go to the polls.

  3. Lala

    you OBVIOUSLY have no taste in music at all.
    how many times have you even listened to them ?!
    the beatles are legendary, and you failed musicians are just envious.

  4. BORT

    I remember listening to the fag five when I was very young, and thinking “Gee, this sucks!” 30 years later, I hate them even more. Their music is like pop but a little more gay. Their lyrics are sub-moronic. The only thing worse than their music is their fans. Get a life and live it, losers!
    Goddamn hippies!

  5. Pattie

    by some reason i’ve never heard of such a thing ,as people like you hating the beatles but i guess ur hatred dosen’t matter since you’re like what 1 out of a million so i wont waste anytime saying how great the beatles are beacuse everyone including yourself know’s that it’s a given fact ,but anyways im just here wasting time so maybe this comment will make your day since you gave yourself the liberty to make a site that is unheard of so many internet surfers.

  6. Igor Stravinsky

    To Lala,
    I ,OBVIOUSLY, have fantastic musical taste and so I declare that The Beatles do in fact suck. Respect my authoritayyyyyyy

  7. Karl

    your a bit late for hate,they split in 1970,decades ago,,to say the beatles suck 40 years,after the fact is an acknowledgement of there greatness,be it good or bad.
    Igor Stravinsky,,i bet you love british prog band YES,,because they love you darlin,,,repect my authority,bit of a Wanker are we,,,,,

  8. Lillian Pandola

    I used to Love the Beatles Until i found out that Paul McCartney Likes Eminem
    i hate the beatles now i love The Who

    Mutha Fuckin WHO!

  9. Lillian Pandola

    THE WHO KILLS THE BEATLES
    WE SHOULD BURN EVERY FUCK ALBUM FROM THEM

    Long live the Who
    THE WHO THE WHO THE WHO THE WHO THE WHO
    THE WHO THE WHO There are your Leaders.

  10. jessie s.

    i don’t think the beatles suck but they’re for sure overrated,in my opinion electric light orchestra and jethro tull are much better.

  11. Dogshit

    “your a bit late for hate,they split in 1970,decades ago,,to say the beatles suck 40 years,after the fact is an acknowledgement of there greatness,be it good or bad.
    Igor Stravinsky,,i bet you love british prog band YES,,because they love you darlin,,,repect my authority,bit of a Wanker are we,,,,,”

    BECAUSE THEY SPLIT UP BUT WON’T FUCKING GO AWAY!!!!! THAT’S THE WHOLE POINT OF THIS WEBSITE RETARD!

    Just wait till the other two die, then it will get worse! This website is aimed at the stupidity of beatles fans, and the fact that people are sheep, well, most of them.

  12. natalia

    im not get the point of hating the beatles. Hate? Is such a big word, i think. Do you HATE the beatles? I dont think so.

  13. steven

    ASSHOLES. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH THEY CONTRIBUTED TO CONTEMPORARY MUSIC? EVEN IF YOU PERSONALLY DO NOT LIKE THEM, YOU CAN NOT SAY THEY “SUCK.” THE CREATIVE TALENT INFUSED IN EVERY SINGLE MELODY AND LYRIC WILL NEVER BE REPLICATED. EVER.
    NOT ONLY ARE ALL OF THEIR SONGS AMAZING, BUT THEY DID IT IN SUCH A SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME. TRY WRITING A SONG AND SEE IF IT EVEN COMPARES TO ANYTHING THE BEATLES EVER DID.

  14. Stelth

    STEVEN, I KNOW beatle FANS ARE PANICKED AND EMOTIONAL WHEN SOMEONE BREAKS AWAY FROM THE GROUP-THINK AND DARES QUESTION THE beatles’ REPUTATION, BUT, AS YOU CAN SEE, TYPING IN ALL CAPS DOESN’T REALLY PERSUADE ANYONE. JUSTIN BIEBER IS CURRENTLY SELLING LOTS OF MUSIC…HE MUST BE GREAT, TOO.

  15. Jim

    Some people hate the Beatles. So what? I don’t like everything in this world either but I sure wouldn’t waste my time putting up a web site over it. For example, pizza is very popular. If I didn’t like it and put up a web site stating so about all I’d do is make myself look petty and foolish (and more than a bit insecure). Which is pretty much what this site does.

    I like the Beatles, always did and always will. You don’t? That’s just fine. It won’t change my feelings and I really couldn’t care less. Bye.

  16. DogShit

    But at least if you didn’t like pizza, and you still ate it, at least it would give you something for the money. Like energy, life, and ability to shit. And pizza doesn’t get thrown in your face half as much as beatles ads, and people don’t look at you like you are a complete imbecile if you state that you don’t like pizza!

  17. DogShit

    Oh, and Steven, you are just another moron soaking in the pool of beatles stupidity. And you state that the beatles can never be replicated, I say thank God for that! Also writing anything that would compare to anything the beatles did would be tough, since they SUCKED!

  18. anne

    DogShit: “…and people don’t look at you like you are a complete imbecile if you state that you don’t like pizza!”

    Yes they do. I used to not like pizza when I was a kid and I never heard the end of it. I was in Nebraska at the time so hating pizza was perfectly reasonable as no good pizza exists in Nebraska.

  19. DogShit

    Point taken, but you were a kid being ridiculed by other kids. That’s the problem with beatles fans, they never get past around 7 in their minds.

  20. FuckTheBeatles

    Who’s next and Tommy vs Whole Beatles discography

    The Who wins. The Beatles suck so much ass Jesus fucking Christ, they are the most overrated crap ever, they get a lot of credit they don’t deserve. But those noobs are mainly 16- kids that don’t know music history.

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