Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse…
When you thought beatlemart couldn’t get anymore blatant…
Just when you thought we couldn’t possibly write about beatlemart again…
Bloomingdale’s is offering a first-ever designer assortment of apparel and accessories, inspired by the music of the beatles. And just in time for Halloween!
Believe it or not, this time we’re speechless. Its almost as if beatlemart suddenly grew bored with its plundering of peace and love, dropped the wallets it was holding in its savage teeth and began slapping fans in the face with its engorged testicles.
This unwarranted action has actually managed to break the spell and release some fans from their catatonic worship; at least the ones not wallowing about in pools of sycophantic drool, clubbing each other with their own gnawed off limbs while waiting in line outside of the store, desperate for a chance to spontaneously combust at the sight of a new FF trinket.
Here’s a smattering of moptop worthy garments offered up by this ingenious new clothing line:
You’ll be a smash at the next board meeting with this smart cord of love draped around your neck, and at a mere $225 USD, Bloomingdales is practically giving them away! Don’t forget, to tie this correctly you will need to know the proper way to tie a knot.
In the outspoken words of some exceptionally enraged and disgusted fans:
“That is sooo rad!!! I have such a collection of Beatles things….more would be awesome. Plus who doesn’t like shopping for clothes, and Beatles stuff?”
“Nothing for ladies? Wow that’s not cool…”
“I’m so proud of being The Beatles fan!!!
The influence is amazing and timeless!
“Ouaw its great ^^ I want ! I must go to London !!! Thank you”
“Sweeeet, BEALTES FOREVER, <3 Greatest band ever by farrrrrr. And I dont just say that beacuse everyone else does, it sooo true. :D"
To see for yourself, Visit The Bloomingdales Site.