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Reason #34 – You Always Give Me Your Money

Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse…
When you thought beatlemart couldn’t get anymore blatant…
Just when you thought we couldn’t possibly write about beatlemart again…

Bloomingdale’s is offering a first-ever designer assortment of apparel and accessories, inspired by the music of the beatles. And just in time for Halloween!

Believe it or not, this time we’re speechless. Its almost as if beatlemart suddenly grew bored with its plundering of peace and love, dropped the wallets it was holding in its savage teeth and began slapping fans in the face with its engorged testicles.

This unwarranted action has actually managed to break the spell and release some fans from their catatonic worship; at least the ones not wallowing about in pools of sycophantic drool, clubbing each other with their own gnawed off limbs while waiting in line outside of the store, desperate for a chance to spontaneously combust at the sight of a new FF trinket.

Here’s a smattering of moptop worthy garments offered up by this ingenious new clothing line:

And finally, one of the most exciting new items in this collection is the new beatles…um…dick rag?

In the outspoken words of some exceptionally enraged and disgusted fans:

“That is sooo rad!!! I have such a collection of Beatles things….more would be awesome. Plus who doesn’t like shopping for clothes, and Beatles stuff?”

“Sweeeet, BEALTES FOREVER, <3 Greatest band ever by farrrrrr. And I dont just say that beacuse everyone else does, it sooo true. "

To see for yourself, Visit The Bloomingdales Site.

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6 Responses to “Reason #34 – You Always Give Me Your Money”

1. jp Says:
   October 30th, 2008 at 12:35 pm

   …I am flabbergasteratated too..Cas..is this your idea of a Halloween “prank”?

   OTOH..I wonder what some heepster in NYC is selling the Japanese print of Elvis in a line drawing or WHATEVER THE FUCK they do there in the city of godless elitists..in SOHO or WEST HO or norte’ HO..to match the $796 Mahnlo del riveria by the pond shoes..Arghh I can’t take it no mo..(hiad blows up)

   ok..but really.

2. jp Says:
   October 30th, 2008 at 12:36 pm

   uhh, that would be HAID, but you knew that.

3. Das Says:
   October 30th, 2008 at 1:56 pm

   If it makes you feel any better you can think of it as a Halloween prank. Stand in front of the mirror at midnight and say ‘mother superior jumped the gun’ three times while holding a Yellow Submarine rosary.

4. hkfashionmall Says:
   May 13th, 2009 at 7:01 pm

   I am wondering for the price of the tie its 225$ how could it be??

5. Learn swimming Says:
   June 11th, 2009 at 4:32 am

   I think its too much for a tie $225 lol i have never bought a tie more than $20 and for sure they were cool and standard as well.

6. Air Force Says:
   June 20th, 2009 at 10:48 am

   I think it depends on taste weather the tie is cheap or expensive you will get ties in more cheap but you have to pay well for brand ones and quality ones

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