Reason #982-Ship of Fools

Pictures yourself in a boat on the ocean, with a ship full of freaks wearing John Lennon ties.

Beatle Jaws

A beatle tribute cruise is preparing to set sail. The week long nautical nightmare leaves from Ft. Lauderdale Florida in March, sails the western Caribbean, visiting Belize, Costa Maya and Cozumel. This could have been a beautiful trip, but for some reason they’ve decided to turn this pleasure cruise into a floating insane asylum. We fear for the sanity of any pirates foolhardy enough to board this craft in search of booty, the best they could hope for is a handful of novelty can openers and a sharp blade to remove their ears before madness sets in.

If you’re wondering how anybody could be masochistic enough to not only to subject themselves to a bizarre and degrading form of torture, but also to pay $1200 per person (plus $297 for tickets to the special beatle events), you must not be familiar with the average beatle fan. Highlights of the ‘beatle cruise’ include some very impressive specials guests: three beatle photographers, two beatle authors, a beatle painter, a guy who does something called ‘beatle brunch’ and a tribute band.

We could go on to further discuss the atrocities which will no doubt begin moments after the vessel enters international waters, but instead we’d like to leave you with an actual quote from the official Beatles Tribute Cruise website. These words say more than a thousand pictures. Remember, this is meant to encourage you to go on the cruise, not to make your eyeballs bleed or your brain shudder.

Do you want to know a secret? Your mother should know you won’t see me because I’ll get back to follow the sun after I’m back in the USSR because Doctor Robert’s fixing a hole where the rain gets in. So hold me tight. With a little help from my friends I’ll call your name because I want to tell you this boy should have known better if I fell for Penny Lane on a magical mystery tour. Thank you girl, I hope we can work it out when I’m 64.
Your friend,
I am..
The Walrus
P.S. I Love You.

If this doesn’t convince you to make reservations today don’t put away that credit card, there’s also a Rick Springfield cruise and an Elvis Cruise. Hopefully there’s also be a Heaven’s Gate cruise in the works for all those who can’t get tickets in time.

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11 thoughts on “Reason #982-Ship of Fools

  1. Tu pendeja jefa:)

    eres un pendejo;)
    oviamente te violaron de peke porque no sabes apreciar la buena musica acaso te gustan los jonas brothers? o que pedo porque estas bien pendejo…

  2. Alex

    Ok, what is wrong with you? The Beatles were the best rock group in history!! And why are you making all these creepy pictures about them? You seriously have a sick mind. So you better cut it out, I bet you are just jealous of them. THE BEATLES ROCK!
    p.s. I bet you I can name 300 reasons The Beatles ROCK!
    p.p.s. I am a huge fan of The Beatles, and so are a lot of people, and there’s nothing you can do about it!

  3. DogShit

    Wow, you really gave a compelling argument and makes me want to change my beatles hating ways anonymous! Now, go out and vote in the upcoming elections you extrapolation “genius you.”

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