Let it Be, Sailor

Drink and the devil had done for the rest

We never thought anything could be done to make Let it Be listenable. Hailed by critics as a song that, “achieved a popularity well out of proportion to its artistic weight” and that it was “‘Hey Jude’, without the musical and emotional release,” it has haunted the airwaves ever since its unemotional release.

We hate to be negative about anything, and this cover has really changed our minds about this song. In fact, it’s the greatest Let it Be cover since The Long and Winding Roadrunner.

‘Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead
Or a yawing hole in a battered head
And the scuppers’ glut with a rotting red
And there they lay, aye, damn my eyes
Looking up at paradise
All souls bound just contrawise
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

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5 thoughts on “Let it Be, Sailor

  1. Comrade Janush

    DA!! DA!!! DAAA “trimes o’ twouble”..

    This is so much better than the bagels..thank you Comrade Xas..btw, did you notice former premier V Putin directing? and Joe Stalin in the back row? doesn’t look a day over 120! I mean to say older than Ringo..more! we want more..Yellow Submarine! rather Red Submarine! ve all lift inna r

    thanks for darkening my day! have a good un!!

  2. Samm

    wtf!!!???? wow why do you hate the beatles!? they freakin rock! they changed music into what no other band could, they influenced life then and they still have an impact on people and society today. they rock and instead of listening to your emo screamo rap crap music, you should try the beatles because if you hate them, then you should get your head checked out. And whoever created this website needs to find something else to do with your time other than diss the beatles. so screw you beatles haters!

  3. Samm

    i agree with you people that elvis kicks ass, but the beatles are also AMAZING. if your denying it then obviously you havnt heard thier music. the beatles had true and meaningful songs that will be remembered forever. other bands will live and die but the beatles will always be alive. they changed music. they wrote thier own song, 3 of them were very talented songwriters and 4 of them were amazing vocalists. Paul played pretty much every instrument, George was a positive and deep guy with a great mind, John has mad skill in general, Ringo was full of rhythem and passion for the music. Sorry, but i dont see how anyone could hate o group of cuties like that

  4. DogShit

    “wtf!!!???? wow why do you hate the beatles!? they freakin rock! they changed music into what no other band could, they influenced life then and they still have an impact on people and society today. they rock and instead of listening to your emo screamo rap crap music,”

    Once again another blind FF fan with a double entendre and standard. Yes they changed music into what no other band could do…….CRAP! And if they influenced society so well, then we wouldn’t have rap crap!

    “i agree with you people that elvis kicks ass, but the beatles are also AMAZING. if your denying it then obviously you havnt heard thier music. the beatles had true and meaningful songs that will be remembered forever. other bands will live and die but the beatles will always be alive. they changed music. they wrote thier own song, 3 of them were very talented songwriters and 4 of them were amazing vocalists. Paul played pretty much every instrument, George was a positive and deep guy with a great mind, John has mad skill in general, Ringo was full of rhythem and passion for the music. Sorry, but i dont see how anyone could hate o group of cuties like that”

    You obviouly failed music in high school! Ringo had WHAT!!?? John had WHAT!!?? The other two could play about as well as a begginer in a 102 class for music! And the Children of the Corn were cute, but they were evil!

    Only thing good about that clip was the broads were pretty hot!!

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