I Hate the beatles

I’m not trying to be controversial, and it’s not just a phase I’m going through.

This beautiful work of art was created by designer and photographer Phil Rose. We’d like to salute this brave artist, who has undoubtedly gone into exile after a fatwa was declared on him for slandering the holy name of the beatles.

I hate the beatles

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I hate the beatles, by Phil Rose

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72 thoughts on “I Hate the beatles

  1. DogShit

    I have a chubby right now. I can’t wait for the beatles fans to respond. Oh, wait, yes I can. I’m hoping they are all dead now.

  2. Andrea

    Fuck you all. You guys are nothing but assholes & cunts. I hope you all fucking die and go to fucking die. I wish that on your fucking mothers too! Fuck the creator of this shit the most!!!!!

  3. DogShit

    Your average beatles fan. fuckkinnng fuck fuck mothers and brothers cunt fuck, fucking die and go to fucking die cunt fuck fuck! Peace and love and fucking fuck fuck cunt die. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, (takes another hit on bong, then passes girlfriend or wife, I mean bong around the circle) fuckinggg cunt asshole nigger (they are not racist though) fagit child molester molested child (hugs a tree now then simmers down a little) cunt fucks. fuck you assholes to hell, i hope you burn for your beatles blasfemy. along with your fucking cunt fagit family’s…….OK, I’m done now.

  4. Richy

    There are much more productive ways to spend your time as an artist than to write about how much that you hate something. It’s not very original is it? I see countless “art” like this on Etsy for around £5. Yes, I like the Beatles, they are not my favourite musical artists and I agree a lot of people are ridiculously obsessed, and blinkered. But spreading hate is just sad, I think this “artist” should try telling me about something that he likes, that I may not know about and therefore perhaps spreading a little joy. Nah? Sergeant Salts Rubber Bowl Meat for Sale! Involver Meet the Beat Pinky Purple Album A hard praised shite Help! a Bee!

  5. fuck you all

    why would anyone devote so much of their time to something they hate? you’re all a bunch of fucking idiots. and that stupid ass picture that says it’s not a phase i’m going through or doing this to create controversy. really? cause all you dumb fucks are like oh can’t wait to see what all the faggot beatles fans are going to say. well congrats you got a rise out of me. GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!! disrespectful, hateful, ignorant fucks!!!!

  6. Stelth

    fuck you all:
    Why would you waste your time trying to change the minds of those who hate the buttles? Go listen to the elevator music you love so much, or maybe OD on something.

  7. Mr. Mayonaisse

    You’re nothing more than a pathetic fucknozzle attention whore. So what—you hate The Beatles; we hate you. You’ll be unremembered and matterless, while the legacy of the single greatest band in modern music endures and thrives. Now go blow it out your stupid uneducated tasteless ass, you buttwaffle. LOLOLOL

  8. DogShit

    It amazes me how Mr. Mayonaisse, fuckyouall, and numerous other terrorists come back with different names and try to make you believe they are different people. And then, only then, they call us uneducated. And I like the idea of being unremembered (It’s a word only in the FF followers Merriman dictionary, not the normal educated one) because at least I won’t be remembered as plain and simple, dog shit!

  9. Myke

    Thank you! finally, someone who fucking hates beatles as much as i do (i won’t even put The in front of their name as it would give them too much importance). I’d rather have my molars plucked out with pliers than listen to this overrated shit hole of a band and their fucking suck ass music.

  10. Myke

    SMB, i’d like to contribute to this glorious site by sending in some of my own photoshop work. Relevant to the overall theme and mission of this wondrous site. I’m just too lazy to trawl through the site to find a contact email. Let me know – when i get a little spare time i’ll send you my lovin with some beatle hatin’.

    Myke

  11. Das Post author

    Hey Myke,
    We’re happy to have your contributions! If you can snap out of your lethargy long enough to click this link you can email us to your hearts delight: http://suckmybeatles.com/contact/

    -Das

    DS – You might not want to post your email on this site…

  12. THEBEATLESRULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    See, my friend told me to come here because i’m a fan of The Beatles. But i can see this is a website made by a fucking pussy dancing justin beiber fan who is jealous that The Beatles are the best band to walk the face of this earth. I’m sure all you people are just a bunch of trolls that just want more hate. But The Beatles are the best band EVER! If you hate the beatles, then you hate music because the beatles inspired every artist after them. The Beatles came in number one on the 100 greatest artists of all time. Can anyone guess who was number 2? Michael jackson. So if you are going to make a fucking shitty website. Be expected for some fucking hate mail.

  13. DogShit

    @thebeatlesrule….That statement about the 100 greatest may be true, but it was an electorial vote and not a popular one, created by the media that knew beatles fans would spend their last dime on anything that got shoved their way in way of beatles crap.

    And yes, the top of the page says “Another Crummy beatles Site.” And yes, we expect hate mail from peace and love hippies in conudrum emails. You must be a genius!

    And no, they didn’t inspire every other artist, but whatever helps you sleep at night, including your blow up dolls of the FF.

  14. Stelth

    to the writer of post #20:

    Your douchebaggery simply serves to show what you and your ilk are all about:spewing nonsense about overrated limey assholes and their awful music. Also, Go Fuck yourself with a broken beer bottle.

  15. Joe

    Well obviously people dont have much of a life going around making art of something they hate. Lets all just hope this artist isnt a hypocrite who bashes on other peoples music and yells at others not to bash his/hers..great job at proving to the world how low all of you are 🙂

  16. Richy

    Hahahaha, to “the writer of post number fuckwit”. Also, douchebaggery?

    “Biggy man, god bless America and that
    But you lot keep killing all your best talent
    We build up our stars and then papers sweep on them
    And you build on stars and maniacs shoot themTwo nations divided
    By a common language
    And about two hundred years of new songs and dances
    But the difference is language
    Or just the bits you got wrong
    ‘Cause we were the ones who invented the language,”
    Mike Skinner

    You have no relevant argument, you are just being derogatory, childish, angry and sad. Your intelligence is clearly non existent, you had no answer to my rational question, I shagged yer sister and yoer maw with an empty Buckfast Bottle then I stabbed yer Da ya wee fanny whistler! There, that’s more on your level yes? Stop making out that Beatles fans are all simpletons who just come on here and shout expletives, you Madam are nothing but a waste of spunk.

  17. Stelth

    And in the end’s
    where beatle fans take
    the homo-love they like to make

    Fuck yourself richy!

  18. Richy

    Ahahahaha that’s twice you have told me to have intercourse with myself, oh what a clever clever humanoid you don’t appear to be! and your apparent homophobia is probably a sign that you have latent homosexual tendencies. So, we all know that you guys hate the |Beatles, even though you go on about them more than I do, so what kind of Music do you Pig Fuckers actually like? I bet you are a prepubescent anally retentive idiot who got bullied and face fucked in elementary school.

    Ok, yer Maw,
    She’s seen more cockends than weekends
    She’s seen more helmets than Hitler
    She has a fanny like a stab wound in a gorilla’s back
    She has seen more japseyes than an oriental optician
    She’s been shot over more times than Sarajevo
    Cocked more times than Elmer Fudd’s shotgun
    She smells like an alkies carpet
    She’s got a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp!
    And as for you,
    You have an inferiority complex – and it’s fully justified.
    You are living proof of reincarnation. No one could possibly get to be so stupid in just one lifetime.

    Love yourself Cunto!

  19. Stelth

    Richy, I pity you. Get help. Clearly your need for human interaction is so strong you’re willing to accept abuse as a substitute. Try to recognize the difference between healthy communication and that which is unhealthy. I didn’t bother to read your rant because gibberish doesn’t interest me. I’m sure there are on-line sites where you can chat with like-minded individuals, instead of receiving abuse here.

  20. Das Post author

    Classic, haha!

    Richy: You began this Dangerfield-esque rampage because there wasn’t a proper response for your original post. I agree that spreading hate is sad. This artist is not doing that, he’s taking a stance and stating an opinion which will alienate him from friends and family.

    It’s a line in the sand which proclaims, ‘I do no agree with the opinion that the beatles music will allow you entry to heaven, or guarantee your dates will end in 98% more bjs. In fact, they are nothing more than an overrated, overplayed, globally over-saturated pablum. The original boy band. Please respect my right to form my own opinions on music and what I like, and I’ll do the same for you.”

    At least that’s what I read into this inspiring piece.

    “Give me the liberty to know, to utter, and to argue freely according to conscience, above all liberties.” – John Milton.

    Honestly, ‘Sergeant Salts Rubber Bowl Meat for Sale!’ pretty much sums it up.

  21. Richy

    To the reprobate who can’t even be bothered to read my post, I am Scottish, so rather a lot of the abuse, and I mean abuse I threw your way was of a Scottish lilt. Therefore making it indecipherable to you and hilarious to me! I have loads of friends, in fact I’m going to play guitar in a park with some just now, the reason I come on here is not to get a laugh, not to be abused.

    Which let me tell you my fickle friend you have been.

    To the guy who can actually read other peoples post, I believe you sir are the owner of the page, yes?

    Thank you.

    As for this ‘I do no agree with the opinion that the beatles music will allow you entry to heaven, or guarantee your dates will end in 98% more bjs’, I also categorically deny this, I have no belief in religion of the sort who believes such a place as heaven could ever exist. I am a rational human being, I do in fact know that they were the first boy band, but did write a load of those early albums themselves, and record them in 12 hours.

    It would really really really help me out if you would actually proclaim a few artists you do like, to perhaps open up a Beatles/Anti beatles (notice the lower case, I fucking pay attention StelthCunt) amnesty?

    But probably not, at least one of the people on here has some manners.

    This is my favourite quote from me,to “Stelth”. Honestly can’t you even spell Stealth you complete Rocket?
    “stop making out that Beatles fans are all simpletons who just come on here and shout expletives, you Madam are nothing but a waste of spunk.”
    hahaha

  22. Superstarseven

    Tons of troll feeding going on.

    I love the beatles but whatever, live your lives.

  23. Das Post author

    Thanks for the heads up Professor!

    Richy:
    I like to think this site is owned by anyone who needs it.
    You do seem like a rational human being (though possessed by random attacks of Don Rickles inspired tourettes). I agree it’s impressive the FF recorded their earlier albums in 12 hours. My only problem with that statement is, so did everyone else in that time period. It wasn’t a revolutionary thing to record songs in one or two takes live off the floor.

    I’ve given a lot of thought to the idea of listing artists which I think are talented, who have contributed incredible lyrics and great music, who were vastly overlooked and often died obscure and forgotten. I’ve mentioned a few artists here comparing talents and ambitions for the sake of contrasting views.
    The reason I haven’t actually made a list is because it doesn’t really matter what I like, it is not necessarily better than what you like, it probably even sucks.

    The point is this, music is subjective. You like what you like for many reasons; I can respect your musical taste even if I don’t agree with it. If you thought The Knack were the greatest band of all time, you’re entitled to that opinion. I can even understand some of the reasons you like them so much. If I said The Knack sucked, you could probably see why I would think this, even if you didn’t agree. The same can be said for 99% of bands, excluding the beatles. Refusing to cower before the altar of the FF, however respectfully, results in a scarlet letter carved into your chest. You are branded a limp eared fool, hounded, badgered and ridiculed by fab-blind fans. Chased by these extreme beatle fundamentalists with torches through villages and beaten senseless with endless refrains of Wild Honey Pie, The Continuing Story of Bungalow Bill, She loves you…yeah….yeah….yeah….

  24. Ashley

    To whoever made this website: Your constant hatred towards a band that broke up practically 40 years ago and believed that peace and love were the answers amuses me. Have fun with being disliked by millions of Beatles fans.

  25. Stelth

    The beatles believed in one thing: MONEY.
    Anyone who says they were about “peace and love” are simply gullible.

  26. DB

    I like The Beatles but I find this website quite funny, made even funnier by the Beatle obsessives who think some thoughtless swearing will convert others. It’s not a crime to dislike the Beatles and if you don’t agree then don’t waste your time on this website any longer.
    Cheers!

  27. DB

    Stelth – Post 44.
    I doubt that. If they were purely interested in making money then they wouldn’t have quit touring and wouldn’t have promoted value for money in their single releases up until Abbey Road. They were interested in peace and love to an extent but not as much as is claimed. I think they enjoyed writing music and getting hammered more. Who can blame them?

  28. DogShit

    Nice conventional post DB. BUT, they stopped touring for two reasons. The first is because they couldn’t control the crowds anymore and people were getting hurt. And second, they realized by that that they could make much more money by just cutting records to the cultists.

  29. DB

    DogShit
    I doubt those are the two main reasons. You are forgetting how dangerous it was. It was poorly organised by Mr. Epstein and they were at risk of getting seriously hurt because of the ‘bigger than Jesus’ scandal. I suggest you watch the BBC’s Timewatch:Beatlemania as it provides information from people who were there at the time touring with The Beatles.
    Your first point is good but your second falls flat. They didn’t just sell records for the ‘cultists’ as they continued to top the charts. If they wanted to make loads more money then they would’ve done what The Beach Boys did and released party albums and various collections in the UK as well as the USA.
    Also, it was only Paul who enjoyed touring, the others liked to be able to hear themselves play and didn’t get the same thrill from performing live.

  30. DogShit

    But you just verified it by saying they continued to top the charts. When I say “cultists” I mean their fans. Simple………..as that. And they couldn’t do what the Beach Boys did because the Beach Boys did happy party surfin on a sandy beach types of songs, instead of the mostly macabre based “sitting in a dark room smoking loads of pot with your few friends in tie dye shirts and sandals” type of music.

  31. DB

    Then I don’t really see what you are getting at then if by ‘cultists’ you mean ‘fans’? Of course they are going to sell records for fans to buy them, all bands do that.
    I never said that the Beatles were going to copy the Beach Boys in terms of genre, but by releasing poorer quality albums every 1/4 of the year in order to ‘milk the cash cow’. The Beatles could’ve made more money by releasing more of the stuff they’d already done (on a more frequent basis) and gone on many more tours, which they didn’t do.

    P.S. I am not saying that the Beach Boys were bad, but they had a tendency to put in a lot of fillers pre-66 due to a high frequency of albums being released. Also, Beach Boys party is an incredibly cheap way of making money which The Beatles didn’t do.

  32. Joss

    You know at this point i dont know if i hate more The Beatles or the Beatles Fans, they are so fucking anoying

  33. Rita

    Dear Hate Club,
    You suck. And your taste in music makes me puke.. Obviously you don’t know music.. Even if it came and hit you in the face. 🙂 Half of the people who have visited this site are hardcore Beatles fans. So face it.. You’d be nothing with them 🙂 I hope Paul McCartney comes and runs you over with a fucking car over and over again. AND THEN I FUCKING HOPE RINGO SNEEZES YOU TO FUCKING HELL WHERE YOU BELONG 🙂 So stop be jealous. And get a life.

  34. DogShit

    But the beatles where about peace and love, so why would Ringo be so violent. And the people that are hardcore beatles fans, are usually hardcore drug addicts.

  35. Ah, look at all the ignorant people

    This site makes me laugh. This is obviously here to just garner attention. I bet the webmaster is probably fresh out of college and thinks that it’s “cool” or “edgy” to hate The Beatles, but really, it’s not. It’s just another opinion that needn’t have its own webpage.

    I’m not going to give same retort of “You’re jealous” or “You’re stupid,” but rather ignorant of The Beatles’ influence as a whole. They, along with a whole plethora of artists during that time, shaped a lot of the things in music we take for granted? Distortion? The Beatles messed around with a primitive version that helped shape the modern distortion. The concept album? Sgt. Pepper is said to be the first. Any fans of Symphonic Metal? You can thank The Beatles for helping pave the way for that with songs like “Eleanor Rigby,” “Yesterday,” “A Day in the Life,” “Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band,” and many more. Hell, they even helped shaped Hard Rock and Heavy Metal with “Paperback Writer,” “Revolution,” and “Helter Skelter.”

    The Beatles were more than just an overblown “sugary boy band,”as this site claims. If you examine their music more closely, especially the tunes from later in their career, you’ll see just how much it has influenced modern music.

  36. Das Post author

    Hi ALAATIP,
    Webmaster, is this 1989? I’m glad you got a laugh and I can assure you there is nothing cool or edgy about this site – but it’s misconceptions like this which make this page necessary and important not only to modern culture but also the world.
    Fact: For the millionth time, The beatles did not invent distortion. The first recording of distorted guitar was in 1951 with the release of Rocket 88. Think Hubert Sumlin of Howling Wolf’s band, Link Wray’s ‘Rumble’, Chuck Berry’s ‘Maybelline’, Johnny Burnette Trio’s ‘Train kept a-rolling’. There are literally hundred of examples ALL FROM THE 50’s!

    Paved the way for Symphonic Metal? How, by using a symphony? Give me more than that, please.

    Paperback Writer helped shaped heavy metal? Now I have to thank you for the laugh. Even Helter Skelter was inspired by Pete Townsend who was blowing the pants off music while the beatles were sitting in their limos in front of their English gardens. The early 60’s produced the MC5, Blue Cheer, Iron Butterfly, Arthur Brown, The Stooges, The Yardbirds and many other bands who had a direct effect on hard rock and heavy metal. Just because the beatles shared the same time frame doesn’t mean they deserve credit for everything that came out of that era.

    Take care,
    -Das

  37. Muggy

    The fact that I’m a Beatlemaniac and spend more time on this website than thebeatles.com is a bit ironic. Keep up the sucky work 😉

  38. Delaney

    Wow. The effort put into the maintenance of this website could have been used in a much more productive way. Whatever floats your boat I suppose.
    I can definitely see where you are coming from about the hype of The Beatles. I think why they are regarded so highly is because they paved a new path for music. I would say more, but I think ‘Ah, look at all the ignorant people’ covered it for the most part. Maybe they didn’t invent distortion or etc., but they did make the usage of those techniques more popular. Right?
    Oh, and the retort about Beatles fans being drug addicts — that is a very broad generalization. Most of the ones I know, including me, are fairly straight-edge.
    I haven’t the slightest clue why I’m posing here.

    (The Beatles are still amazing)

  39. timothy becker

    get a life! get the fuck out of here with this shit! you guys got to grow up. a beatles hate site, lol

  40. Mary

    listen to me you bitches, i hope you’ll didnt like the thing when someone tells you to suck when your dead,right? So if you dont love them your a bunch of pricks , go eat biebers dick,i hate you , The Beatles are the best,they didnt anything bad to you.Bithc’es son go fuck yourself you dickhead

  41. cm

    Hello, I am a huge Beatles fan, but….

    I hate seeing comments threatening the author of this website. These Beatles fanboys need to grow up. The author has his opinion and is free to post it, even make a website out of it. Period.

    Now although I find some of the images on this website a little disgusting for my taste, no offence, I found and still find the posts on this website to be very funny and interesting.

    Please keep up the good work. 🙂

  42. cm

    P.S. I really like the artwork on this page, the “I Hate the Beatles” picture. Very well done. 🙂

  43. cm

    I wish there was a like option on here, because this post should have woken up Beatles fanboys:

    “Thanks for the heads up Professor!
    Richy:
    I like to think this site is owned by anyone who needs it.
    You do seem like a rational human being (though possessed by random attacks of Don Rickles inspired tourettes). I agree it’s impressive the FF recorded their earlier albums in 12 hours. My only problem with that statement is, so did everyone else in that time period. It wasn’t a revolutionary thing to record songs in one or two takes live off the floor.
    I’ve given a lot of thought to the idea of listing artists which I think are talented, who have contributed incredible lyrics and great music, who were vastly overlooked and often died obscure and forgotten. I’ve mentioned a few artists here comparing talents and ambitions for the sake of contrasting views.
    The reason I haven’t actually made a list is because it doesn’t really matter what I like, it is not necessarily better than what you like, it probably even sucks.
    The point is this, music is subjective. You like what you like for many reasons; I can respect your musical taste even if I don’t agree with it. If you thought The Knack were the greatest band of all time, you’re entitled to that opinion. I can even understand some of the reasons you like them so much. If I said The Knack sucked, you could probably see why I would think this, even if you didn’t agree. The same can be said for 99% of bands, excluding the beatles. Refusing to cower before the altar of the FF, however respectfully, results in a scarlet letter carved into your chest. You are branded a limp eared fool, hounded, badgered and ridiculed by fab-blind fans. Chased by these extreme beatle fundamentalists with torches through villages and beaten senseless with endless refrains of Wild Honey Pie, The Continuing Story of Bungalow Bill, She loves you…yeah….yeah….yeah….”

    Again, sorry for sounding like a broken record, but Das you have a lot of balls, and again I support your right of free speech and opinion. These Beatles fanboys need to wake the fuck up, and at least read your comment. Your comment is by far one of the most intelligent comments I have ever read.

    Like I said, keep up the great work, and it would make my day if you respond to this. Thanks. 🙂

  44. Sabrina

    I thank the heavens that I’ve found this site. Beatles fans think that I am kidding when I say I hate them,and that I’m tasteless or committing blasphemy. They believe that I’m ignorant to say that they are the talentless,overrated beat less,instead of calling them “the beatles”.

  45. PaulMcCartneyIsMyHusband

    lmao this page is hilarious
    So you say that you hate the beatles soo much
    If I would hate someone or something, I would not bother anymore and just ignore it. But youu are even making a page to talk about how stupid they are. So you spend so much time to talk about The Beatles. Sry, but I don’t get the point. I think its funny to read the comments bc you don’t even have a real reason to hate the beatles. I mean_ It’s okay if you don’t like their music. Everyone has a different music taste and that’s ok but the most of what you say about them is just wrong. Just think about it: the Beatles were soo successful and popular so their music can’t be that bad

  46. silverchequered

    HAHA fucking butthurt Beatles fans fuck you and your shit band lolololol cry more and get rekt cunts, fuck you fucking assfuck shithead piece of cunt fuck shit fuck.

  47. The Beatless

    I mean, the Beatles are a good band, but there are honestly groups that are more influential and deserve as much credit, if not more so:

    – The Association
    – The Miracles
    – The Everly Brothers

    …to name three. You’re not a terrible person just because you think the Beatles are less than flawless.