What is beatlemart putting in the water these days? Believe it or not, we’re going to give beatlefans the benefit of the doubt and assume the following messages are from outcasts, the Mansons and Chapmans of the community, and not the average fan. Please don’t prove us wrong!

This message comes to us from a 14yr old boy from Idaho:

Subject: assholes

you damn douches need to just go into a dark ally get jumped by 50,000 beaners and then get raped by a fucking hobo because what u assholes are saying about the beatles is 100% immorally wrong you fucking queers.
LONG LIVE THE BEATLES!!!!!!!

It seems some beatle fans are not only musical fascists lacking a sense of humor, but also bigots, homophobes, racists, and oblivious to irony. If that email offended you, please stop reading right now and look at this happy elephant, cuz it gets a lot worse.

fuckng faggot ass motherfucker suckin on your daddys dick everynight, because your mom and pop never raised you to listen to the beatles cause instead of taking acidd a shrooms, they were shoving methamphetamine and crack in there veins cause you were obviously raised as a crackbaby that has no life and would like to hateon the best musical group that ever lived, and why didn’t they enjoy it….well it’s because your mom was getting raped by your next door neighbor for crack and she creamed so loud because of his big ass prick, I wouldn’t be surprised ifthe neightbor was your fucking father becase your mom was such a slutbag, fuck? who even know who your real father is, I bet she fucked every nigger on the block just for a fix of heroin or speed, YOU DUMB FUCK, YOU SHOULD BE SHOT, if I knew where you lived I would personally show up and beat you the fuck senseless and take a shit on your unconciouse body you asshole eating fuck.

FUCK YOU, learn your history, you dickfeasting piece of fuckshit I wanna meet up woith you and beat you to a pulp, and you think I’m fucking kidding….let’s do it you shiteating cocksucking excuse for nothing, I bet you eat meals with roachesm, and pull scraps out of nearby dumster, I hear a microwave kils anything right, faggot as fuck, if I meet you in public the only thing I’m “gonna let be over”, is your is your fuckin face, yeah…I’ll beat you to a fucking pulp for the beatles…fuckin better not cross my path pussy ass queer.

That literary masterpiece wasn’t written in blood and semen and sent to us from a Gulag, it was sent from a nice young American boy named John that may or may not look like this:

The next message comes to us from a nice young man named Sam:

Subject: uh

Yea, um… suck me COCK!… what do you listed to? nigger music? please go commit suicide! its asshole like you who have to try to force their opinion on everyone that make this world blow dick… The Beatles own you!

Sam wasn’t content with this email. He really wanted to talk to us, so he sent another.

Subject: hhah

YOUR GIRLS ARE FUCKING PUSSY FAGOTS! TO MUCH OF PUSSY BITCHES TO EVEN REPLY TO MY MESSAGES BECAUSE YOU KNOW YOU WILL BE OWNED… YOUR OPINION IS SHIT BECAUSE YOU ARE A FUCKING RETARD… I HOPE YOU GET AIDS AND GIVE IT TO YOUR SPOUSE AND UNBORN CHILD, OH YEAH THAT’S RIGHT YOUR A FAG YOU CANT HAVE UNBORN CHILDREN…

Unfortunately, we responded.

Hi Sam,

Nice to hear from you again. Its true we didn’t reply to your previous message. We get a lot of emails which are little more than incomprehensible gibberish that seems to be an excuse to call us fags, tell us to get aids, cancer, and die. It normally proves to be a waste of time replying, because name callers like yourself usually don’t have anything intelligent to say, and never respond.
They’re usually pathetic, brain-dead morons, who’ve found an opinion they don’t like regarding something they know little about, on a subject as subjective as music, and throw a hissy fit. The dumber the name-caller, the viler the message.

So, at your request, here we are.
Lets respond to some of your brilliant points:

“Yea, um… suck me COCK!… ”

You want us to suck your cock because you like the beatles? I’m glad that doesn’t sound gay to you.

“YOUR GIRLS ARE FUCKING PUSSY FAGOTS! TO MUCH OF PUSSY BITCHES TO EVEN REPLY TO MY MESSAGES BECAUSE YOU KNOW YOU WILL BE OWNED… YOUR OPINION IS SHIT BECAUSE YOU ARE A FUCKING RETARD… I HOPE YOU GET AIDS AND GIVE IT TO YOUR SPOUSE AND UNBORN CHILD, OH YEAH THAT’S RIGHT YOUR A FAG YOU CANT HAVE UNBORN CHILDREN…”

Wow, that was pretty vile. You’re among the top 10 dumbasses to visit our site. Nice work!

“what do you listed to? nigger music? ”

Do you listen to music played only by white people? Did you know Billy Preston, the keyboard player on Let it Be was actually…black!?! Oh no! Now you can’t listen to that album again. Did you know this band started off playing R&B, music written and performed by… black people?!?! Uh oh! They’ve covered songs by Chuck Berry, Little Richard, Blind Lemon Jefferson, Berry Gordy, Robert Blackwell, Big Joe Turner, The Miracles, Barret Strong….who were…it’s gonna break your racist little heart…

“its asshole like you who have to try to force their opinion on everyone that make this world blow dick”

We’re not forcing our opinion on anyone. You found the site, looked at the pictures, read the articles and listened to the audio clips – all by your little lonesome self. This is the exact opposite of the beatles, whose music is forced down your throat at every opportunity. If you decide to go away and never come back, which I hope you do, you run no danger of encountering us again.

If you care to read a little bit (I’m assuming you can read) and at least try to have a partially formed opinion about the beatles, or anything, you can start here:

http://suckmybeatles.com/about/

If you’d just prefer to run around like a snotty, illiterate little moron calling us fags, you ain’t the first buddy, and you’re not even particularly good at it:

Fan Mail #3 – Help! There’s a beatle in the Closet!

Take care Sam,
Your pal,
-Das

This angered poor Sam, and his response was unintelligible. We’re going to end it here, because just reading these messages has undoubtedly dropped your IQ significantly. If it falls too low you’ll end up in line behind Sam and John buying your copy of Paul McCartney’s latest, and we can’t have that on our conscience.

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It’s our responsibility what happens around the world. It’s our responsibility for Vietnam, and all the other wars that we don’t quite hear about. It’s all our responsibility,
and when we all want peace we’ll get it.
People have said we’re naive for trying to
sell peace like a car, or bar of soap.
But I ask ya, is the Ford company naive…
or the soap powder company?
They’re selling the same old soap that’s been around for two thousand years, but now it’s ‘New Blue Soap.’ Well, we’re selling ‘New Blue Peace!’ …and we hope some of you buy it!”

Make your own dream.

That’s the Beatles’ story, isn’t it? That’s Yoko’s story, that’s what I’m saying now. Produce your own dream. If you want to save Peru, go save Peru. It’s quite possible to do anything, but not to put it on the leaders and the parking meters. Don’t expect Jimmy Carter or Ronald Reagan or John Lennon or Yoko Ono or Bob Dylan or Jesus Christ to come and do it for you. You have to do it yourself.

That’s what the great masters and mistresses have been saying ever since time began. They can point the way, leave signposts and little instructions in various books that are now called holy and worshipped for the cover of the book and not for what it says, but the instructions are all there for all to see, have always been and always will be.

There’s nothing new under the sun. All the roads lead to Rome. And people cannot provide it for you. I can’t wake you up. You can wake you up. I can’t cure you. You can cure you.

You know, give peace a chance, not shoot people for peace. All we need is love. I believe it. It’s damn hard, but I absolutely believe it.

We’re not the first to say, ‘Imagine no countries’ or ‘Give Peace A Chance’, but we’re carrying that torch, like the Olympic torch, passing it from hand to hand, to each other, to each country, to each generation. That’s our job.

Everybody’s talking about peace, but nobody does anything about it in a peaceful way.
It doesn’t help murderers to hang them, it doesn’t help violent people to be violent to them.
Violence begets violence.
You can’t kill off all the violent people or all the murderers or you’d have to kill off the government.

Its strange when you’re suddenly forced to realize that your sexual orientation is hinged upon a bunch of Fab sissies singing silly love songs. Who knew?

These homophobic messages usually take two forms:

The hit and run:

Subject: Hey!
You’re all gay!

and who can forget the angry diatribe:

Subject: I have something to tell you homos!!!
You fucking assholes deserve to suffocate on each others shit. You deserve to die moer than that fat lard ass Mark David Chapman. Why dont you faggots do something useful with your time, like suck each other off, instead of trying to make your own pathetic lives seem better by putting down well-respected and very talented individuals.

Honestly, suffocating on it is still preferable to listening to it.

Parents, listen closely.
If you want to find out if your child is gay just play him a heterosexual anthem like Dear Prudence, I wanna hold your hand, or in a truly desperate case, Michelle or Wild Honey Pie. If the worst is true, simply wrap them in an All you Need is Love pillowcase and drown them in a river.

Subject: Dick

get cancer

We’ll receive an inspired message that humbles even the most cynical seekers of sanity, causing us to question if this noble crusade is even worth fighting. Not very often mind you, in fact it’s more rare than a good song on Revolver. This is one of those rare gems, it brilliantly chisels away any arguments and leaves you scratching your head in amazement. Myspace is great.

Subject: forget you !!!!!!!

In the name of God, ALLAH, the Father the Son and the Holy
Spirit , I condemn your site as anti Christian. You are just jealous
that Jesus lives. If I lived next door to you youd be pissed off even
more. And furthermore may the USA beat Canada at Hockey in every
olympics in the future. And at the best most manly and exciting sports
in the world :………curling.

ANd tell you …….and tell you……..awww…..I cant even
remember now……something about…. the Butthole Surfers or
something. Dont ear Yellow Snow My COmrade.

In contrast to the previous fan mail, this is the other extreme. The type two are the folks who don’t want us to ‘go be died from kansur,‘ they want us to see the light, and rejoice in the beauty and wonder of the beatles. Do you know what happens if you light a match in a pit full of manure?

What follows is an excellent example of some very basic propaganda methods which are commonly used to bolster and validate the FF’s reputation and convince the unaware that the beatles were not only the greatest band in history, but demi-gods.

This message primarily uses the techniques of Faulty Logic, Diversion, Repetition and Falsehoods. All of these arguments are completely irrelevant, but we’ll try and go through and point what is going on behind some of these statements. We’ve tried to cover up to the Bob Kulick section, where the formula of spitting out names and distorted facts becomes blatantly obvious. Honestly, we still haven’t made it to the end of this message. If anybody wants to take a crack at some of these facts we’ll update and credit accordingly.

This poor, misguided individual actually seems to believe this drivel. At least they’ve put a lot of time and effort into compiling this message. Unfortunately for her, it may be too late to extinguish that match.

You,your totally stupid inaccurate web site and anyone who supports you is what is full of total crap! And you are really making a fool of yoursel!!

Can’t argue with that!

Even, Ozzy Osbourne said in an online 2002 Bender Magazine interview that The Beatles Are The Greatest Band To Ever Walk The Earth!(1) He’s been a huge fan since he’s been a teenager and he says not loving The Beatles is like not loving oxogen! The Rolling Stones were very good friends and fans of The Beatles and Mick Jagger was at 4 Beatles recording sessions and Keith Richards was at 2 of them with them!

(1) AKA: Appeal to an Inappropriate Authority. Ozzy Likes them and The Rolling Stones were at recording sessions? A neighbor of mine used to have a three legged dog, does that mean Chuck Berry likes strawberry ice cream?

Also,The Beatles even wrote one of The Rolling Stones first hits with the song,I Wanna Be You’re Man in late 1963.(2) As for the other inaccurate comments that some people say The Beatles didn’t even stay together for 2 decades,well they didn’t have to because they did about 50 years worth of innovative,creative,diverse,prolific great critically acclaimed popular songs and albums in just a remarkable 8 year recording career!(3)

(2)AKA: Introducing Irrelevant Information as Evidence.
(3)AKA:The Fallacy of Inconsistency. “The beatles didn’t stay together for 20 years…but they didn’t have to!”

The Beatles are in The Song Writing Hall Of Fame &The Vocal Hall of Fame(4),and As The All Music Guide says in their excellent Beatles biography(5),”So much has been said and written about The Beatles and their story is so mythic in it’s sweep that it’s difficult to summarize their career without restating cliche’s that have already been digested by tens of millions of rock fans ,to start with the obvious,they were the greatest and most influential act of the rock era ,and introduced more innovations into popular music than any other rock band of the 20th century.” “As vovalists John Lennon &Paul McCartney were among the best and most expressive in rock and the groups harmonies were intricate and exhillirating.”(6)

(4)AKA:Appeal to Authorities
(5)AKA:Using a Bias
(6)AKA:A variotion on Appeal to Authorities, get a fake expert to say what you want people to hear.

And music critics as well as brilliant classical composer Leonard Bernstein called John & Paul the most brilliant song writers of the 20th century when they were still a band(7). As for The Beatles playing live,they sounded pretty good playing live considering that when they were playing in 1963,1964,1965,and 1966 the sound systems back then were very limited and primitive,they only had 100 watt amplifiers,no feedback monitors so they couldn’t even hear themselves play and sing,yet they amazingly played in tune and in sync anyway,(8)and at the August 1965 Shea Stadium concert which was the first big outdoor rock concert with over 55,000 fans,they were plugged into the PA system that they announce baseball games with plus the screaming crowds drowing out their great music! Can you imagine The Rolling Stones and The Who playing on these very limited primitive sound ystems?
They wouldn’t have sounded much better!(9)

(7)AKA:Name Dropping, Appeal to Authorities.
(8)AKA:Minimization and Denial. Not to mention Outright Fantasy.
(9)AKA: Thats just funny.

Thats why they gave up touring,because they were serious music artists,composers,and musicians and they wanted their great music to be heard and valued.(10) It would be like Beethoven playing on these limited primitive sound systems and screaming crowds!(11) Also they were now writing music that was too complex to reproduce on stage at that time.(12)

(10)AKA:The Big Lie
(11)AKA:Argue from Ignorance, claiming that an idea should be considered valid because there is nothing to prove otherwise. Not exactly true, Beethovens music has been performed live to huge crowds for quite a long time, not as long as the beatles…
(12)AKA:Repeating Old Memes. Stupid ones.

On the roof top concert in The Let It Be Film,they sounded great(13),because by January 1969 the sound systems had improved somewhat(although not anywhere near the 1970’s,1980’s,1990’s and especially today’s!) and they had changed and people had changed so there were no more screaming crowds so they could be heard.When I was a teenager I met 3 people who saw The Beatles in concert two of them were teachers who saw them in 1966 and he and she told me they were great,and my cousin saw them at age 16 at The Baltimore Colsieum in 1964 the year before I was born,and she said they were great. (14)

(13) AKA: Arguing from Ignorance. See: The Long and Winding Roadrunner*
(14) WHAT!?!?

Former Kiss guitarist and grammy winning producer Bob Kulick who made the heavy metal Beatles tribute album Butchering The Beatles last year,says in an online interview,that he saw The Beatles at Shea Stadium in 1966 and that he could only make out pieces of the songs because of the screaming,but he could make out the songs Baby’s In Black and Paperback Writer and he said they sounded amazing!

Bob Kulick? Uh oh, bringing out the big guns now. I challenge you to go back and read this paragraph again without shaking your head.

He also calls The Beatles The Greatest Rock Band Ever! George Harrison at only age 14 would stay up playing his guitar until he got all of the chords exactly right and his fingers were bleeding!(15) And One of The Beatles engineers Geoff Emerick says that in early 1966 when The Beatles were recording John’s song I’m Only Sleeping,George Harrison played backwards guitar the most difficult way possible even though he could have taken an easy way,and it took him 6 hours just to do the guitar overdubs!(16) He then made it doubly difficult by adding even more distorted gitars and Geoff says this was all George’s idea and that he did all of the playing!(17)

(15)Is this Bob Kulick or Bryan Adams?
(16)See Help! I need some practice or While My Guitar Hero Gently Weeps.
(17)AKA: A Distinction without a Difference, or a stupid fact that had to fit into this tome somewhere.

Eric Clapton said in a 1992 interview when he and George were asked what they admired about each other during their Japan tour,that George is a fantastic slide guitar player. (18)He and George were very good friends and they obviously admired and respected each others guitar playing and George played guitar on Cream’s song Badge.(19)

(18) AKA: Comparing Apples to Oranges, Diverting Attention. Not only should you ask what Clapton’s opinion has to do with anything, let alone this argument, what does playing slide guitar have to do with the beatles?
(19) A ‘Non Reason’ Reason.
(Incidentally, didn’t Clapton steal Harrisons wife? What a pal!)

Roger McGuinn of The Byrds says The Beatles used unusual folk rock chords in their early music and that they invented folf rock without even knowing it!(20) He started to play a 12 string guitar after he saw and heard George Harrison playing one in The Beatles great film A Hard Day’s Night in early 1964. In an online Eric Clapton interview called,Eric Clapton In His Own Words he says that John Lennon was a pretty good guitar player (21)and he would have known since he played live in concert with John as a member of John’s 1969 Plastic Ono Band!

(20) Now the beatles invented rock by accident?
(21) Thats a great endorsement. “Well, I’ve heard worse.”

On an excellent site called,The Evolution Of Rock Bass Playing McCartney Style by Dennis Alstrand Stanley Clarke,Will Lee,Billy Sheehan,Sting,George Martin,and John Lennon are all quoted saying what a great,melodic,influential bass guitar player Paul McCartney has always been! The 1992 Rolling Stone Album Guide calls Paul a remarkable bass player and rightfully calls John &Paul the 2 greatest song writers in rock history! Both Phil Collins and Max Weinberg both Beatles fans and both praise Ringo’s drumming and Phil Collins says that Ringo’s great drumming on A Day In The Life can’t even be repeated even by him!

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Also on Rankopedia The Beatles are # 1 Greatest Rock Band,# 1 Greatest Most Innovative Rock Band,John &Paul are # 1 Greatest Rock Song Writers,John &Paul are on The Greatest Rock Male Vocalist list,and Paul McCartney is # 2 after John Enwistle as Greatest Rock Bass Players,John Paul Jones is # 6,and Bill Wynman is # 20! And on Digitaldreamdoor where many musicians post,The Beatles are # 1 Greatest Rock Artists,John &Paul are # 1 Greatest Rock Song Writers,they are both on The Greatest Rock Male Vocalists list,and Paul McCartney is # 8 out of 100 Greatest Rock Bass Players,John Paul Jones is # 21,and Bill Wynman is # 95! George Harrison is # 54 On The Greatest Rock Guitarists out of over 100. (22)

(22) AKA: Lying with Statistics, Questionable sources, Appealing to Numbers, using exact numbers.
(Rankopedia is a website that can tell you what the “best song ever (in English)” is, using their sophistcated, unbiased ranking system of…? By the way, you must be wondering, I know we were. The best song ever in English is Stairway to Heaven; it beat Wonderwall which was only ranked 25!)

And there are many music professors teaching music courses at good universities on the brilliance of The Beatles especially of John &Paul,including by award winning music professor and composer Dr.Glen Gass,who has been teaching a course on The Beatles and rock music at Indiana University since 1982.

That is just sad. Who would go to university to pay for a beatles education when all they have to do is read magazines and watch television. If that’s considered a good university I’d rather be educated by a mongoloid leper with bad breath who preaches about Archie comics while spraying pus from his tongue. The ‘doctor’ in question here seems eerily familiar:

On his web site for his course it says the main purpose of this course is to get students to have a better appreciation of this extraordinary group and their remarkable recordings. Dr.Gary Kendal’s Beatles course is the most requested course at North Western University. And a music professor by the last name of Heinonen teaches a Beatles course at JYVASKYLA University in Finland,and the university of California also teaches a Beatles course etc.

Also check out Keno’s Classic Rock n Roll Site he also runs a Rolling Stones &John Lennon fan site. And he made a Top 10 List and voted and the fans voted. He voted John &Paul # 2 after Bob Dylan as Greatest Rock Song Writers,the fans voted them # 1! He voted Paul McCartney # 2 after John Entwistle as Greatest Rock Bass Player,the fans voted Paul # 3. He voted John Lennon # 2 after Keith Richards as Greatest Rock Rhythm Guitarist,and the fans voted John in a tie with Jimi Hendrix and Brian Jones at # 4 ! He voted John Lennon # 1 in a tie with Elvis as Greatest Male Rock Vocalist and the fans voted John # 1,he voted Paul # 6 and the fans voted him # 7.

I can’t emphasize this enough…So Fucking What!?!? We run a beatles website and vote Keno’s website slightly lower than a steaming pile of llama shit. You may quote that in future debates.

Ken says Darn The Beatles were one great group in his review of The Beatles album 1967-1970,and he also says that John on Get Back showed why he should have played lead guitar more often because he did such a good job! He also said that John on their hard rocking great 1968 single Revolution,played one of the first and best acid guitar parts.And he also said that John played a pretty good slide guitar on George’s For Your Blue. And he says in his review of The Beatles 1962-1966,that if you don’t love or at least like The Beatles and their music than you are not a true rock fan and more than likely will never get it.

A critic gave them a good review? No Foolin?!?
It never ceases to amaze me that people don’t realize why critics write about the beatles. Its easy money! There’s no research, no interviews, no need to even listen to the music. Everybody loves buying magazine with the beatles on the cover. They can masturbate on their keyboards and title the article “The Beatles, 38 years, two month, 9 hours and 17 minutes later.” And it will sell! There’s no reason for them ever to write about music that is alive or meaningful again.

At this point its become a little too stomach-wrenching to continue. Feel free to read on alone.

And Brian Wilson said on a 1995 Nightline TV Beatles tribute show,that Sgt.Pepper is the single greatest album he ever heard,and he played With A Little Help From Friends on the piano and he said I just love this song. He also said he thinks John Lennon & Paul McCartney were the 2 greatest song writers of the 20th century! He also said when he first heard The Beatles great 1965 album Rubber Soul,that he was blown away by it,he said all of the songs flowed together and it was pop music but folk rock at the same time,and this is what he couldn’t believe. He said this inspired him to make Pet Sounds. Elton John said in a 1991 CBS morning news show,when he was asked who he musically admires,he said You can talk about your Rogers &Hammerstein but for the quality of quanity songs that Lennon &McCartney did in that short period of time,they were the 2 greatest song writers of the 20th century!Most music artists want to believe and want the public to believe that *their* the greatest so when they say other music artists are the greatest it really means a lot! The Beatles are also the most covered music artists of all time with everyone from Motown,jazz,classical,and even heavy metal music recording their great diverse music!

And in 2001 VH1 had a panel of well known musicans and music critcs,that voted The Beatles The Greatest Rock Band Ever,and in 2004 Rolling Stone did the same thing and several people said on message boards that Rolling Stone had a recent panel poll like this and The Beatles were voted # 1 again and for darn great reasons too! Nobody created as much innovative,creative,quality,critically acclaimed,popular diverse songs and albums in such a short amazing period of time as The Beatles and thats why most people know that The Beatles Are The Greatest Rock Band That Ever Was Or Will Be!!!!

Oh and A Day’s Night is a great pop rock album!!!!

And even Bob Dylan said decades ago about The Beatles early music,that their chords were outrageous,and the harmonies were wonderful and they were doing things in music that nobody had done before,and music critics of The London Times were praising their interesting and unusual chords that they used even in early songs like She Loves You & I Want To Hold Your Hand. Which were not as simple as they seemed and had clever subtleties in them.Infact Bob Dylan said in a Rolling Stone interview this Spring that he’s in awe of Paul McCartney and he said he’s the only one he’s in awe of. He said that Paul has the melody,he has the rhthym and he can sing the ballad very good,and he can play any instrument.He also said there were no better singers than John Lennon &Paul McCartney and he said if George wasn’t stuck in the shadow behind John &Paul and he said who wouldn’t get stuck,he would have emerged as a great song writer in his own right anyway.

And by the way I have read some people saying on message boards that they don’t think The Rolling Stones were the best technical musicians,and many even some fans have said they haven’t done anything good in 35 years, and that their overrated and I have also found many people saying they hate or don’t like The Rolling Stones and many people say the only Rolling Stones song they like is
Paint It Black! Oh and by the way,in every major poll of The Beatles vs The Rolling Stones,The Beatles always win as # 1 even on sites and message boards that are not Beatles fan sites!And when we look at the solo career comparison of Mick Jagger’s and Keith Richards solo careers with John,Paul &George’s,the facts are John Lennon’s first brilliant solo album,and his second great album Imagine are rightfully critically acclaimed, and I love John’s Walls & Bridges album and Paul McCartney’s first solo album McCartney is very good,and he played every instrument all by himself at age 27,and he played so many different instruments great! Wings 1975 Venus & Mars is a great rock album too!

And he and Denny Laine are the only musicians on Paul’s great 1973 Band On The Run album,which is critically acclaimed and popular,and he played every instrument by himself again on McCartney 2 in 1979,and most of the instruments on his 1997 Flaming Pie album,and his 2 recent acclaimed popular albums,Chaos And Creation In The Backyard,and Memory Almost Full.And John Paul Jones,David Gilmore,John Bonham &Pete Townsend all played on 2 songs with Paul and Wings on the last Wings album Back To The Egg, in 1979,and they played in the last Wings concert too in December 1979.

You know I have found over 50 former Beatles haters on many message boards and web sites that are noe HUGE Beatles fans and many say they are now their favorite band and that they were the Greatest Band Ever! I didn’t communicate with these people but they said in their posts that they had a lot of inaccurate misperceptions of The Beatles and they hadn’t even heard most of The Beatles great songs and albums!

Most people don’t hate The Beatles in the first place,most people of all ages all around the world love or at least like their music,but it’s really something for former haters to turn into big fans and it just goes to show how Great The Beatles music is!!!!

We’ve had plenty of requests to share some of the messages received from our more eloquent detractors. After wading through hundreds of emails consisting of variations on the theme, ‘You’se guys are stupids! LOL! How come you not die?ROTLFLMA!‘ We’ve selected a few masterpieces to give you an idea of what the average beatle fan thinks, where they’re coming from, and their opinion of our work. A glimpse into the mind of what we’re up against.

Without further ado, here’s the first letter from our series. This one came to us through our Myspace account. In this young mans defense, he did come around and see a glimmer of light at the end of the FF dungeon.

*Please note: spelling, grammar, and punctuation have been left in their original form. If anyone cares to submit an English translation please get in touch with us via the contact page -Das*

Subject: man you must have a good life

your so fucked up you must cut down the greatist progreshion in music since cave men beat on crap to make drum beats john lennon said that they where beter known than the god not beatler than god and they where more people at that time knew of the beatles than of god so that argument is bull shit the beatles are funier than you tough stop bitching about it george harrison divoted his life to music and did a lot for the world and your a jackass for malesting the cover to let it be. paule micartney is well within the ranks of the best modern conposers dont believe me listine to wings live and let die very carfully then reconsider you opinion. john lennon did more for the anti vietnam movent then other single artist wich probably does not concern you because from the sound of it you are one of thous nazis who like to send americas youth off forcefully tword iminate death because of net picky political crap. mind you he was protesting will the president himself was looking four an excuse to have him deported because he was afraid that john whould potentialy threten the publices opinion on his personal war excuse me i cant call it a war, police action and yes john hade a drug problem but to conplety disrespect one of the world finest musicians because of your bias bullshit especialy sence lennon managed to break his harowin adiction [if you could have enouf self controll to break a harowin adiction i will eat my keyboard] and tell his son he was a smelly hippie you fucking asshole i am two pissed to take the time to talk about ringo right know but if you have a problem with the beatle kicking you ass at life send me a message of all you conplants and i will adress them personaly untill then dont be a your an asshole

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