According to the bespectacled prophet of love, the song ‘Girl’ from Rubber Soul
I’ve been pouring over this masterpiece and have been having a bit of trouble making the connection. The best I can come up with is that he was trying to attack catholics by forcing them to listen to one of the worst guitar breaks in history. I suppose the two guitars used in this section might represent good, and the playing might represent bad, thus thrusting a satanic world view onto unsuspecting youth, instigating and propelling chaos and disorder…but I think thats giving it a little too much credit.
The reason for mentioning this song is a little more sinister. Prior to McCartney’s Hey Jude debacle, this was another irresponsibly disastrous moment in widespread media manipulation. It was with this song the the FF single-handedly breastified the world.
Prior to this albums release the average female was content to go to the hairdresser, or simply put on a little makeup to spiffy herself up in order to impress her respectful boyfriend. Mysteriously, by the mid-70’s the petite frame of young women was no longer enough. Natural curves and small breasts previously admired by all were suddenly shunned as plastic surgeons and hormone therapy worked furiously to augment these poor girls into huge breasted mutants in order to satisfy a boob crazed public.
The metamorphosis of our once lovely young women and the freakish new desires of young males can be traced back to this devious little ditty. What started out as an experiment in subliminal messages nearly destroyed mankind with its message of boobicide.
Now to the song in question, listen closely to the backing vocals at approx 1:00 and see if you can hear anything out of the ordinary that should be adorned with a nipple. If you can do it, try and listen to the aforementioned guitar break at approx 1:59. Do you feel like killing the Pope now? Just curious.
[audio:Girl.mp3]When questioned about his motive behind adding these vocals to the song Lennon merrily responded,’We needed a filler word, and ‘Tit’
You are brilliant! I love this dedication to small breasted women everywhere.
Love me
okay wow again
this shit is hilarious to me, its amazing how much BULLSHIT one person can write about the beatles
umm go back to the 1950’s womens magazines and see if we werent pressured to change our looks then??
what about the 1920’s??? when capitalism and short dresses first came into style??
or even (if your little brains can fathom this) go back to cleopatra and ask why she spent so much time on her apppearance
MAYBE YOU WILL SEE
that women have always had to deal with this issue
the beatles didnt start it
your fucking fathers did
the MAN’S expectations of the women is what creates this “Beauty Myth”
dont blame the beatles for something our entire culture has been based upon
a woman has always been seen as lower than a man and less worthy
so what is your explanation for that??
i bet the beatles hijacked our society back in teh 1920’s too right???
haha
GET A FUCKING LIFE THE BEATLES ROCK
Haha, sure toots.
Oh Kristin, you’re just mad because John Lennon didn’t like your mosquito bite boobies.
suckmybeatles.com is nothing..
haha..
Hello. And Bye. 🙂
you are a fucking retard BEATLES WILL RULE FOREVER
why would you make a web sight about how much you hate the beatles when other people dont care.you are just jelouis that you dont have as much fame as they did.(if you do have fame. i dought it.)you want people to to suck your beatles when no one will.suck yourself if you please.i bet you will. ha ha ha.
as i said ,YOU ARE A FUCKING RETARD.THIS IS A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT.THE BEATLES DIDENT DO ANYTHING.THIS HAS BEEN IN OUR CULTURE FOR MANY MANY MANY YEARS.YOU ARE NOTHING BUT JUST A BIG PIECE OF CRAP.
I wholeheartedly agree with you! 🙂
Me too, the Beatles really do suck!!
John Lennon was a twat!
i saw the film… he was a cuntbag.
I dislike the beatles for many reasons, maybe its because R.E made me listen to it over and over and over or because they sing about balls, but i think the real reason is, John Twatting Lennon is a cuntbag!
also he is fucking ugle
Brilliant posts, thank you for making my day. The Beatles suck again!
I’ll admit the song is average, but that guitar break, who the fuck are they kidding? Makes me want to kill myself.
I have always HATED the beatles. Thank you for this safe-haven of clarity. Anyone who insists the beatles “rock” simply don’t know the meaning of that word.