100 Reasons Why The Beatles Suck
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July 17th, 2008 at 12:46 am
Um….
New kids On The Block never went through “phases” in their music. It was pretty much just the Hangin’ Tough years and that was it. The Beatles started as a boy band, but you can’t deny that they evolved in an extreme fashion and ended up sounding, in the end, nothing like they sounded at the beginning.
And I don’t think any Beatles fan has ever denied that George Martin was the most musically talented member of the band. That doesn’t mean the Beatles didn’t conceptualize and record brilliant music starting about halfway through Rubber Soul until the end.
Do you really think only teenage girls ever liked the Beatles?
July 17th, 2008 at 6:33 pm
Who wrote this shit? jaja is completely stupid! without the Beatles by now the music would be as boring as this page!
December 8th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
Thank You!
You finally see my point that Elvis kicks Beatles butt! The beatles had hippie fans. Elvis had all types and ages of fans. The Beatles were foriegn.
Elvis was american. The Beatles are not well know all over the world. Elvis is the second most common name only to Coke.
The Beatles stink. Elvis rocks.The Beatles wrote crappy songs without meaning. Elvis wrote wonderful songs with true meaning. There are many more things but for now that is all I will put. Thank you for hating the Beatles and loving Elvis just like me!
December 8th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Thank You!
You finally see my point that Elvis kicks Beatles butt! The beatles had hippie fans. Elvis had all types and ages of fans. The Beatles were foriegn.
Elvis was american. The Beatles are not well know all over the world. Elvis is the second most common name only to Coke.
The Beatles stink. Elvis rocks.The Beatles wrote crappy songs without meaning. Elvis wrote wonderful songs with true meaning. There are many more things but for now that is all I will put. Thank you for hating the Beatles and loving Elvis just like me! And Eric this page is not boring!
January 12th, 2009 at 3:36 am
Sweetheart, ELvis IS the BEST. But he never wrote any of his music. And thats ok. Not every great singer is a writer. He had some of the best songwriters in the world bring him material to record. The Beatles can never compare to ELvis. Without Elvis, there would have been NO Beatles. Even the Beatles said that! A quote from John Lennon:“ Before Elvis, there was Nothing“.
January 26th, 2009 at 5:50 am
I totally agree!
WTF IS WITH EVERYONE LOVING THE BEATLES!
I THINK IF THEY NEVER HAPPENED MUSIC WOULD BE BETTER!
MAYBE SOMEONE SHOULD MAKE ONE OF THESE PAGES ABOUT RAVE!!!!!
January 26th, 2009 at 5:53 am
I HATE THE BEATLES AND I THINK SO SHOULD EVERYONE ELSE!!!!!
LOTS OF LOVE
BEATLES TOTALLY SUCK
January 28th, 2009 at 11:13 pm
Most of these arent even good reasons… but anyway the Beatles were good. Maybe a bit overrated, but still good.
And to people who think Elvis is better
He didn’t even do anything new.. He just kinda copied black music and that made him famous.
January 30th, 2009 at 11:46 am
The beatles fucking rule shucka! Elvis quit after da beatles came
. Elvis is cool , but the beatles were bettah! YOU SUCK FOR WRITING THIS FUCKIN WEBSITE Orla sucks! I bet the person who made this website is just JEALOUS OF THE BEATLES CUZ THEY ARE FAMOUS AND THEY GOT MONEH!
January 31st, 2009 at 10:27 am
That was the most pathetic thing I have ever read. I’m seriously worried.
Whoever published that piece of shit probably couldn’t figure out how to turn his brain on. Then, he realised he hadn’t bought one yet.
Idiots wouldn’t get that joke. Like most of you.
It’s good to have an opinion. But forcing others to adapt to it is like trying to tunnel into a toilet. You cannot do it. It’s not like:
“This is true! Well, maybe it isn’t, but it should be! Agree with me because what you think is false! Again, maybe it isn’t, but it more likely is…”
It gets nowhere slowly. And then you get those yobs that respond in a line of imcomprehensible errored texttalk (YEH I no I BLODY 8 teh BEATLES!!!!) just because they can’t spell and/or they’re too lazy, and too lazy to admit that they follow sheep because they’re a bunch of good-for-nothing losers that can’t make up their own mind.
The Beatles are a band. A band. Yes, I said a band. I’m not saying a “A BAND!! WIKID! ROC ON!!!” I’m saying that that is what they are. Therefore, one can’t criticise them like this. One can’t make them out to be some sort of monstrous great enemy. And thanking someone for hating something that they hate is like saying God Bless to a bum that’s thrown his half-full beer can at you. See, now I’m starting to get bored of making up sarcastic imagery.
So, if you hate the Beatles, fine. It’s okay if you say it in a formal, honest way. You can hate the Beatles, there’s no law against it.
But for the uncontrollable lowlifes who just luuurve to hate things: Next time, I have a little idea. Print off the page, soak it in water, eat it, then try to regurgitate it. Because dirty, half-baked, stroppy opinions and hate pleasures like those don’t go down well.
End.
January 31st, 2009 at 12:38 pm
February 2nd, 2009 at 8:00 pm
>He just kinda copied black music and that made him famous.
Not true. Elvis, like many of the other early rockers mixed rhythm n’ blues with country to create a new style. Scotty Moore was a country guitarist. And the early Beatles copied Buddy Holly, and later Beatles copied the Doors, the Velvet Underground, and Zappa. Well, not really copied, but were influenced by, which wouldn’t be a problem if everybody didn’t say everything they did was completely new.
February 3rd, 2009 at 9:15 pm
dude I hate the Beatles they suck. I mean come one. “we all live in a yellow submarine” what were you high. or were you on an LSD trip.
February 7th, 2009 at 10:02 pm
Bill, you’re obviously a dumbass. Of course they were on LSD. But have you heard any of their other songs? No, you probably haven’t.
February 8th, 2009 at 8:10 am
Yeah Bill, how could anyone hear one of their songs and dislike them? Do you form your own opinions or something? Do you have a brain? WTF!
February 9th, 2009 at 9:18 pm
The beatles… what the Fuck?? This crap band killed “REAL” Rock and Roll with “their” crap fest “music”. True music fans see these jokes for what they are. Garbage. I would rather listen to a 6-year old sing madonna songs. At least I could slap the little bitch down, ans save my ear drums
February 14th, 2009 at 4:21 pm
It’s funy and #90(i think thats the one about yoko) is true, but other than that it was stupid headbanging and shagging to it is not what music is all about
February 17th, 2009 at 5:39 pm
Most ridiculous thing I’ve ever read in my life.
February 18th, 2009 at 9:07 pm
The Beatles are unquestionably the best and most important band in rock history, as well as the most compelling story. Almost miraculously, they embodied the apex of the form artistically, commercially, culturally and spiritually at just the right time, the tumultuous ’60s, when music had the power to literally change the world (or at least to give the impression that it could, which may be the same thing). The Beatles are the archetype: there is no term in the language analogous to “Beatlemania.”
Three lads from Liverpool — John Lennon, Paul McCartney and George Harrison — came together at a time of great cultural fluidity in 1960 (with bit players Stu Sutcliffe and Pete Best), absorbed and recapitulated American rock ‘n’ roll and British pop history unto that point, hardened into a razor sharp unit playing five amphetamine-fueled sets a night in the tough port town of Hamburg, Germany, returned to Liverpool, found their ideal manager in Brian Epstein and ideal producer in George Martin, added the final piece of the puzzle when Ringo Starr replaced Best on drums, and released their first single in the U.K., “Love Me Do/P.S. I Love You,” all by October of 1962.
Their second single, “Please Please Me,” followed by British chart-toppers “From Me to You,” “She Loves You,” “I Want to Hold Your Hand,” “Can’t Buy Me Love” (all Lennon/McCartney originals), and the group’s pleasing image, wit and charm, solidified the Fab Four’s delirious grip on their homeland in 1963.
But it was when the group arrived in the U.S. in February 1964 that the full extent of Beatlemania became manifest. Their pandemonium-inducing five-song performance on the Ed Sullivan Show on February 9 is one of the cornerstone mass media events of the 20th century. I was five at the time — my parents tell me I watched it with them, but I honestly don’t remember. I do remember, though, that the girls next door, four and six years older than I, flipped over that appearance and dragged me into their giddy madness soon thereafter. I loved “I Want to Hold Your Hand,” the Beatles’ first No. 1 in the U.S. (they had 19 more, still the record), more than any other song I have ever heard, or almost assuredly will ever hear, with a consuming intensity that I can only now touch as a memory.
The Beatles generated an intensity of joy that slapped tens of millions of people in the face with the awareness that happiness and exuberance were not only possible, but in their presence, inevitable. They generated an energy that was amplified a million times over and returned to them in a deafening tidal wave of grateful hysteria.
A partial result of that deafening hysteria was that the band became frustrated with their concerts and stopped performing live after a San Francisco show on August 29, 1966. Yet even this frustration bore fruit, as the four musicians, aided almost incalculably by producer Martin, turned their creative energies to the recording studio, producing ever more sophisticated and accomplished albums “Rubber Soul” (1965, “Drive My Car,” “Norwegian Wood,” “You Won’t See Me,” “Nowhere Man,” “Michelle”), “Revolver” (1966, Harrison’s “Taxman,” “Eleanor Rigby,” “Here, There and Everywhere,” “Yellow Submarine,” “Good Day Sunshine,” “And Your Bird Can Sing”), the majestic and epochal “Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band” (1967, title track, “With a Little Help From My Friends,” “Lucy In the Sky With Diamonds,” “When I’m Sixty-Four,” “A Day In the Life”).
Though centrifugal force began to take its toll, they still managed to produce three more album masterpieces, double-album “The Beatles” (1968, a.k.a. “The White Album,” with “Back In the USSR,” “Dear Prudence,” “Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da,” Harrison’s “While My Guitar Gently Weeps,” “Blackbird,” “Birthday,” “Helter Skelter”), “Let It Be” (recorded in early 1969 but not released until 1970, with the title track, “Two Of Us,” “Across the Universe,” “I’ve Got a Feeling,” “The Long and Winding Road” and “Get Back”), and the fitting climax “Abbey Road” (1969, Harrison’s “Here Comes the Sun” and “Something,” Ringo’s “Octopus’s Garden,” “Come Together,” “Maxwell’s Silver Hammer,” “I Want You,” “She Came In Through the Bathroom Window”).
They made an incredible promise and instead of backing down from that promise they delivered and delivered and delivered for eight years until the full implications of the promise finally hit them: they were staring into the jaws of an insatiable, ravenous beast that was no less beastly because it smiled and waved and gave them money. The Beatles finally suffered a collective inability to pretend that the beast was not a beast, and in 1970 they broke up and returned to being human.
P.S. Listen to the fucking masterpiece that is Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band.
February 20th, 2009 at 7:56 pm
I completely agree word-for-word with Nick and Charlie (except maybe the bit about going human again after their break up – I’m not quite sure going back to normal is possible after an experience like that.)
How anyone could dislike The Beatles is totally and completely beyond me.
You’d have to be extremely stubborn and close-minded, and have some pretty shitty taste in rock/pop mnusic.
“WTF IS WITH EVERYONE LOVING THE BEATLES!
I THINK IF THEY NEVER HAPPENED MUSIC WOULD BE BETTER!
MAYBE SOMEONE SHOULD MAKE ONE OF THESE PAGES ABOUT RAVE!!!!!”
Hahahaha. Wow. See, this is hard evidence that it is NOT normal to dislike the Beatles and their music.
I understand that you can’t simply shove a band down people’s throats, you should let them develop their own opinion. But Christ, they’re THE BEATLES. Give them a chance.
I’ve become close friends with this girl I go to school with, and I showed up to school in my Let It Be t-shirt, and her first reaction was, “The Beatles? Ew.”
I politely asked her why she didn’t like their music, and her response was, “They’re lame.”
Me: What do you mean by “lame” exactly?
Her: Their music just sucks.
Me: Have you heard many of their songs?
Her: Not a lot, maybe 2 or 3, but “we all live in a yellow submarine” sounds pretty gay.
Me: Have you heard Let It Be?
Her: No
Me: Across the Universe?
Her: Nope.
Me: Okay, so based on one of their songs, you can conclude that they’re a terrible band?
Her: Well, yeah. I mean, weren’t they on acid and stuff too?
^YES. THEY DID ACID PEOPLE. GET OVER IT.
Many of the most talented and legenday musicians of the 20th century were also on drugs. And they were never “addicted” per say, like people make it out to be. Lennon was in the ’70s, but he fought the addiction and got over it.
Now maybe you people should get over yourselves and stop being so fucking ridiculus.
February 21st, 2009 at 11:31 am
Thanks for the history lesson Charlie, its always a pleasure to read a completely unbiased opinion surrounded by useless facts.
Natalie, your friend is right. Torturing her with more music is only going to hurt your argument.
Now you kids all run along and play in traffic or something.
February 21st, 2009 at 8:48 pm
haha! i love the beatles, but that was fucking hilarious! it gets across the resounding message that the beatles are the most overrated thing ever to be rated.
March 10th, 2009 at 1:22 pm
You guys are the biggest bunch of idiots on earth… The Beatles are number ONE ever in most album sales, not elvis. he was fake and couldnt even write his own music because he was nothing but a stupid redneck, fuck graceland, and fuck america
March 11th, 2009 at 7:28 am
“Before Elvis, there was nothing.” – John Lennon
“But we sold out, you know. The music was dead before we even went on the theater tour of Britain. We were feeling shit already, because we had to reduce an hour or two hours’ playing, which we were glad about in one way, to twenty minutes, and we would go on and repeat the same twenty minutes every night. The Beatles’ music died then, as musicians. That’s why we never improved as musicians; we killed ourselves then to make it. And that was the end of it. ” – John Lennon
March 18th, 2009 at 7:01 pm
ok, on “reason” 80, they were going to make the letters help, but the photographer changed it to maker it look better, and the beatles are the best friggen band in the world, GET OVER IT and if you heard revolution or helter skelter, you wouldnt think it was beatles now would you? so music is like candy, you have to throw away the rappers, and
4 THE BEATLES
March 20th, 2009 at 11:09 am
Go play in traffic kid.
March 21st, 2009 at 7:13 pm
Okay, right off the bat, I’m pretty sure this was just a parody, but, since you never know, and since so many Beatle haters chose to take it seriously, so shall I. At least, for as long as I can keep a straight face.
A POINT BY POINT RESPONSE
100. Granted, but what does this have to do with
the actual band.
99. Oh get real.
98. “Helter Skelter”, “Revolution” and “And Your
Bird Can Sing” and “Everybody’s Got Something to
Hide Except For Me and My Monkey”, and “Good
Morning, Good Morning”, not to mention numerous
cover tunes.
97. Ahem. Unlike many so called “boy bands” (a term
which I totally disagree with), The Beatles not
only played their own instruments, they wrote
almost all of their own music.
96. Nope, Ringo isn’t the world’s best singer.
Gotta give you that.
95. Zomigod! Sitars suck. Didn’t know that.
94. No. On. About. 3. or. 4. songs. Really.
93. Since they pretty much invented the stadium
tour, I guess they had to go out with whatever
amplification was available.
92. Yeah, I don’t exactly like “Maxwell” all that
much myself. One song is definitely a reason to
hate someone.
91.Being American (and obviously ignorant) I am not
sure what this refers to.
90. I would consider this more of a reason why John
Lennon sucked,
89. Yet another reason that specifically addresses
why the band (i.e. their music) sucked.
88. see # 89
87. Correct me if I am wrong, but The Beatles never
released “The Frog Chorus”, did they?
86. I love to headbang. I love to pogo. Yet,
somehow, I manage to like some songs for their
melody and can actually sit and listen to them.
85. Well, then, shag to something else.
84. Yeah, that’s the ticket. Yep.
83. First of all, it was Hari Georgeson. AND
I guess it’s kind of hard to anagram your name into
Mr. Mojo Risin’ when your name isn’t Jim Morrison.
82. Krikey!
81. Zoinks!
80. Maybe it would have been cleverer to let the
artist choose their album cover design.
79. That chord has only baffled guitarists with an
extremely limited ability. If you don’t care, why
bring it up?
78. By whom?
77. By whom?
76. By whom?
75. Yeah, I guess it makes it easier to fill up a
list.
74. Yes, I do. The Hollies, were better than the
two you mentioned, IN MY OPINION.
73. Well, if you think so, but, come on.
72. see #72
71. Oh lord! The Beatles first hit the charts in
1964. The Monkees were “formed” in 1966.
70. see # 89
69. see # 70
68. see #69
67. This does not merit a comment.
66. They did, about 43 years ago.
65. Ask Ozzy what he thinks about that one.
64. You have officially entered the twilight zone.
63. One fan of each band DOES totally represent the
overall demographic of each. Uh-huh. Can’t argue
with that.
62. Eh? You have to be Scottish to write a song
about Scotland or any part thereof? And you call us
bloody Americans daft!
61. Seems to me this is a reason why George Benson
sucks.
60. How?
59. Ah, but they did release it dumbass. Capitol
didn’t have the testicles to keep it out there.
58. This maybe the only point you have actually
made. Then again, I can say I don’t believe in
Hitler, doesn’t stop the Holocaust, does it?
57. How old are you?? Beatlemania DID invent the
tribute band. But, point conceeded on the
mail-order rubber doll business.
56. And this pertains to the real bands in what
way?
55. Any true rocker would never stoop to quoting a
pastor. Ever.
54. Yeah, it’s a sure sign of being a dumbass to
ask for help when you need it.
53. Yeah, you’re right, The Beatles are responsible
for the dress code at Abbey Road ala 1964.
52. The minute you sit down and play “And Your Bird
Can Sing” in front of me, then I will take # 52
even slightly seriously.
51. Sod off.
50. uh
49. yeah
48. I guess they didn’t influence the RHCP at all.
47. Where in the bloody hell did you hear that
rubbish?
46. Point conceeded.
45. Surely you jest.
44. This point is only semi-valid if you are not a
Tupac fan.
43. Oh, I see, songs have to be completely literal.
Didn’t realize that. My bad.
42. If you don’t complain about the taxman you are
either completely broke or are the taxman.
41. They didn’t sell it. The people who actually
owned it did. You are such a dumbass.
40. Conjecture.
39.Yep, it sure is.
38 – 35. Gee, fashion never changes? Yet another
thing I’ve learnt from this list.
34. Now, there is no bigger KISS fan than I, but as
in the Ozzy “point”. go ask Paul and Gene if they
think they are better songwriters.
33. And you English are so know for yer subtlety.
This is truly (forgive me) ROFL.
32. You sir would have boffed Jane Asher repeatedly
IF you had any remote chance of an opportunity (and
you know it).
31. I will agree that this song is overrated.
30. Eh? Come again. Can you show me where the
entire music industry has shown that these people
are owed a living? I think they are doing just fine
living off their trust funds.
29. Never saw or even heard of this.
28. Maybe he would have.
27. By the “facts” on this list, you obviously
weren’t alive in 1968, so whatcha bitchin’ aboot?
26. Can you say “contractual obligation”?
25. see #27
24. No, I consider myself someone who actually
knows what he’s talking about. Fuck you and your
reverse snobbery.
23. Yet another well thought out reason why the
band and it’s music suck.
22. Could you at least keep your bullshit in a
somewhat linear order?
21. Please compare the release and publishing dates
of “Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds” and “Mr.
Tambourine Man”. Oh yeah, almost forgot, exactly
who is making you read any academic theses?
20.By “THEY” I assume you mean Brian Epstein?
19.How is this a bad thing?
18. No, people like you never shut up about it.
17. Bloody limeys.
16. You mean they also invented stage names???
15. Kinda defeats the purpose of the list when you
have to keep repeating yourself, doesn’t it?
14. Okay, what of it?
13. And all this time I thought it was Margaret
Thatcher’s.
12. And who claimed it did?
11. As per the Ozzy and KISS references, why don’t
you go talk to Lemmy about that. Nevermind, someone
of your courage would obviously be waaaaaaaaaaaay
to scared to insult his musical taste.
10-2. Could you please introduce me to your dealer.
1. THEN SHUT UP ABOUT IT ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!
March 31st, 2009 at 1:52 pm
k so fuck you. the beatles are the best thing music has ever seen. fuck everyone who disagrees. and fuck this page.
you gotta have no life to accually start a page on anti beatles. come on, get a life.
April 4th, 2009 at 7:53 pm
a lot of music has been made since the beatles heyday. music that is far more harmonically refined and melodically intricate. as far as i can tell beatles fans are desperately hanging onto some banal musical ideal that has more to do with a cultural (not musical) phenomenon and the cult of personality. most of the people i know who are beatles fans are the following –
middle aged men who have not applied themselves to any form of musical training (formal or otherwise) who spew out crazy statements to make them feel they have some authority.
people who have taken WAY TOO MANY drugs in the past(and present).
when pressed, people who have little to no opinion about other musics. or opinions with any kind of musical depth.
people who still buy paul mc cartney solo albums and say they are garbage but cannot get past their obsessive compulsive disorder with everything that is the beatles.
music is not merely a treat for a gourmet. it is an art form and at the heart of that form are ideas. the ideas behind the beatles are pretty simple – it is pop music. music that was made for a short time in the history of music a long time ago. stop being myopic and go listen to A LOT of different music. ALL music will be better for it.
April 19th, 2009 at 8:55 am
While I don’t think The Beatles suck, I do Realize there have been bands and artists before and after The Beatles that have been just as importasnt to rock/pop. Until someone has heard everysong ever made, I don’t know how anybody can be the best.
Popularity dosen’t mean you were the first.
April 28th, 2009 at 7:44 pm
The Beatles are good, most music is actually good and we must not forget that everbody has their own genre of music that they prefer and we can’t contredict their taste.
May 2nd, 2009 at 2:05 pm
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May 3rd, 2009 at 12:04 am
Whoever even posted this website obviously doesnt know shit about music. and i hope he or she reads this because u need to get a life. the beatles started it all. they are one of the greatest rock bands of all time. why do u think they made a musical that sings theyre songs. not to mention everyone love the movie across the universe. to all people who hate the beatles, GO FUCK YOURSELF CAUSE U SUCK BIG NIGGER COCK!!!!!
May 3rd, 2009 at 8:31 am
Started it all ? Even the first to play guitar ? Now I know where it all started.
May 4th, 2009 at 4:27 am
George: I was toying with the idea of installing a reCAPTCHA, think I’ll wait until they come out with a retardcha.
“Give me love, give me peace on earth, give me light, give me life, keep me free from birth, give me hope, help me cope, with this heavy load, trying to, touch and reach you with, heart and soul”
-George Harrison quote
“We were the Spice Boys.”
-George Harrison quote
Gary: The same reason the beatles have a clothing line at Bloomingdales, they sell enough cheese to allow people like you to gorge themselves into enternity. Now please go back to the 50’s and lynch yourself before you begin inbreeding and lowering the gene pool even more.
May 4th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
Wonderful, my mom loves the beatles, don’t know why, the get a 3 or 4/10 in terms of musical ability (includes ‘how technical’ and song writing ability) at best.
May 7th, 2009 at 11:11 am
No one here is gonna deny that the Beatles have a place in music history…just that they’re totally sick of having to hear how amazing they were…Brian Wilson and the Beach Boys were just as important (McCartney freely admits he was directly influenced by Brian, to the extent that he changed his bass style after hearing Carol Kaye’s playing on Pet Sounds)…
But further than that…I can name 3 songwriters that were just as good as Lennon&McCartney, who are rarely mentioned in the same breath…
Holland-Dozier-Holland of Motown Records.
The whole world knows of Paul and John…but it’s unlikely your mum, or in fact, any teenager knows the 3 names mentioned above. And yet…here’s a list of SOME of the songs they were responsible for…
>1. 7 Rooms of Gloom
>2. Baby Love
>3.(Love Is Like A) Heat Wave
>4. How Sweet It Is (To Be Loved by You)
>5. I Can’t Help Myself (Sugar Pie Honey Bunch)
>6. Jimmy Mack
>7. My World Is Empty Without You
>8. Nowhere to Run
>9. Reach Out (I’ll Be There)
>10.Stop! In the Name of Love
>11.This Old Heart of Mine (Is Weak for You)
>12.Where Did Our Love Go
>13.You Can’t Hurry Love
>14.You Keep Me Hangin’ On
In a recent BBC Motown documentary, McCartney talks about Motown’s influence on the Beatles…hell…they even tried to cover them on early records (terrible, terrible covers! PLEASE listen to the Motown originals and compare!) And so the Beatles helped to make Motown popular, but ONLY because they were a marketable, clean, white band. American black music was not played on British radio in the early 60’s. That’s a product of social stigmas…not musical quality.
I could go on about Motown’s importance over that of The Beatles, but I won’t…other than to say Smokey Robinson had an ability to write simple, instructive, metaphorical lyrics that leave John Lennon’s greatest moments in the dirt. (Bob Dylan called Smokey “America’s greatest poet”)…
And then there’s STEVIE WONDER. He easily wrote as many, (let’s face it; better) classic songs as the Beatles. From the age of 11. He writes better, he sings better, he plays better…and he’s one man…one blind man. You want to talk about peace and love through music…Stevie’s your man…he’s pretty much single handedly responsible for Martin Luther King day in America. And yet…people still think of him as ‘I Just Called to Say I Love You’…or they think Gangster’s Paradise by Coolio is a totally original piece of music…
May 9th, 2009 at 11:20 am
The Beatles are not some half-assed band. nope, they completely suck. I grew up in Southern California listening to The Beach Boys,Motown, and Bob Dylan. It is my opinion that the Beatles ripped off not only The Beach Boys, but every black musician that they could copy. They watered it all down and then sold it back to us. They sang about peace and love and socialism, but they were laughing all the way to the bank, and couldn’t stand each other, let alone the general population of fans. There song Helter Skelter is synonymous with the Manson Murders. That’s not their fault, but them sucking is.
I was nine years old when they toured the US, and they grossed me out, along with their screeching female audiences. The person who said they were a “boy band” is correct. Ha ha ha! Whenever I heard the song Eleanor Rigby, I would replace the name to Paul McCartney.
jlhmc-
May 13th, 2009 at 4:44 am
Dr. Pluto,
Thanks for your insightful and though provoking comments.
We’ve briefly touched on some of those points in an article about ’soul’ when related to the music of the FF.
http://suckmybeatles.com/2008/03/20/reason-7005-flabby-soul/
Stop by anytime!
Jane,
I couldn’t have said it better myself. We here at SMB have an unspoken understanding that the beat-boys not only stole black music but watered it down, sugar coated and repackaged it as pop bubblegum that could never offend anyone. Then they sold it to uptight, white America; folks who wouldn’t allow ‘race’ music into their homes.
June 19th, 2009 at 8:35 am
Well, this is just my opinion n all, but if they are highly regarded as one of the, if not THE greatest band in the world, by the majority of people who give a damn about music, and a few ignorant tards that can’t even make a list of 5 reasons that make any sense (though I grant that maybe 2-3 of those reasons were true), then it is not the beatles that suck, but your opinion of them that sucks. You probably would say that Hendrix sucked at the guitar because he didn’t make music you could slam your head against a wall to, or that Pink Floyd sucked because their music was too meaningful. People like you people have the most amazingly stupid opinions on music, but hey thats just my opinion… don’t believe me, believe the millions of people that enjoy good music, and know what they are talking about, they’ll put you right.
June 23rd, 2009 at 6:49 pm
I don’t hate the Beatles , but I do not like them either . I just can’t stand their music .
June 23rd, 2009 at 7:12 pm
HUGE ERROR in the first post – Tim says “The Beatles started as a boy band”. TOTALLY INCORRECT! The Beatles started as a rock band, and were never described as a “boy band” by anyone who knows what they are talking about.
One thing the Beatles never were was a “boy band”. The boy bands started in the late 80s and early 90s. There was NO SUCH THING as a “boy band” in the 60s.
They were not manufactured, they were not aimed at girls – the girls just started coming and offering themselves to them. That’s it. They were a rock band in the beginning that got globally popular thanks to technology and guitars. You will not ever find them described as a “boy band” by anyone in the 1960s, or anyone today who has a clue about rock history.
That’s my only beef. Anyone calling them the flagrant 1980s term “boy band” to describe any aspect of the 1960s Beatles career is immediately flaggable as clueless.
Carry on with your bad selves.
June 23rd, 2009 at 7:19 pm
Did you even READ the 100 Reasons Why The Beatles Suck? I could tell it was a JOKE!
June 24th, 2009 at 12:05 pm
Ah, Beatles haters – such a ridiculous bunch. Away with you, dull midned fools – back to your modern pop, rave and whatever the fuck else you imbeciles listen to. Us Beatles fans know… More than the rest of you ever will.
When I meet new people, the subject of music almsot always inevitably arises – I ask “Do you like The Beatles?” – if they say no, I know there’s a 99% chance I’m speaking to someone who isn’t at all in tune with music.
I won’t even recommend some of The Beatles best work to you narrow minded fools – your blind ignorance wouldn’t appreciate it, nor do you even deserve to hear it.
June 24th, 2009 at 6:57 pm
Someone can not like the Beatles and still be in tune with music.
Someone can like many different artists and still be in tune with music.
Someone can have a different opinion and still be in tune with music.
June 29th, 2009 at 5:58 am
I love number 19. The Beatles were phenomenal. As a matter of fact, I too hated them and thought that they were just a bunch of overrated brits, and I went on listening to metal and grindcore. But one day, not too long ago actually, someone pretty much made me listen to them. I never looked back since. And for the constant style changes in their music, it’s called evolving and maturing, asshole. I guess some people just like to hear the same thing over and over again from the same band. And that person, number 4, actually tried to say that the Beatles aren’t known all over the world. Dumbfuck. They also tried to convince us that Elvis was better just because he’s American. Wow. Paris Hilton is American, is her solo album better than the Beatles also? Obviously the people who have such an abhorrence of the Beatles haven’t heard enough of their music to judge it, because every song on every album is different. They never “copied” anyone. The songwriting abilities of Paul and John were just mindblowing. There’s so much to be said about the Fab Four, so much praise, I just can’t express myself in a coherent sentence. And big whoop, they covered an ass load of motown early on in their career. I consider the Beatles’ real music to be “Revolver” and on anyways, since that’s when they really started to experiment and create music ahead of it’s time. I understand if they aren’t your cup of tea, but COME ON! All this undeserved hate? The Beatles are an important part of history. Listen to the song “Across the Universe” and try to tell me that there’s no musical value or poetic value in that song. OH! And for the idiot, number 38 [Dr. Pluto] who said that Stevie Wonder was “pretty much single handedly responsible for Martin Luther King, Jr. day…” Dude, you are a fucking idiot, that’s MLK’s birthday you fucking illiterate shit. Since you don’t know that, then why should anyone rely on your opinions about the Beatles? What, do you also think that Prince is responsible for Christmas? Fucking dumbfuck…
July 7th, 2009 at 1:56 pm
woahh.
This is totally ridiculous.
People that think The Beatles suck, have serous issues, or have no good taste in music.
The Beatles are legends.
Beatles forever <3
July 11th, 2009 at 4:13 am
The Beatles is the best! rolling stones suck! losers! fuck jagger!
July 11th, 2009 at 10:58 am
I’ve heard enoguh of the beatles, Happines is a Warm Gun, While My Guitar Gentlee Weeps, Across the univers, I am the Walrus, Strawberry fields for every, goodbye hello, etc, etc, etc. I really didn’t like the Beatles at first, so after checking out this songs, I think thier music is crap.
July 13th, 2009 at 11:29 am
This is clearly a cutting from FHM.
Which doesn’t surprise me, seeing as the reviews in the music section of FHM always seem to highly favouritise the rap and hip-hop CDs over anything half decent or actually created by the person singing.
The Beatles do not, and never will, suck
July 18th, 2009 at 3:01 pm
Fuck the beatles they fucking sucks, really…it’s for nerds and seniors all they done is bullshit
July 27th, 2009 at 10:04 am
IF U HATE THE BEATLES SO MUCH WHY ARE U WASTING ALL YOUR TIME WRITING ABOUT THEM… TO ME THIS WEBSITE IS FOR A BUNCH A PEOPLE WHO CAN’T GET ATTENTION. THEY TRY TO DRAW ATTENTION BY SAYING THE BEATLES SUCK AND WAIT FOR PEOPLE LIKE ME TO NOTICE THEM… GOOD JOB YOU’RE A SOMEBODY. SCREW U ALL THE BEATLES ARE AMAZING
August 13th, 2009 at 4:57 pm
Haha
The Beatles are so great that even those who hates them so much are wasting time and creating a web page for them…
Or the owner and all of the hate post are just Cliff Richard hiding behind a PC in god knows where.
John is right… They are more popular than Jesus Christ and this haters just prove it bwahahahahaha
August 18th, 2009 at 4:29 am
hahaha
The Beatles sucks fat ass who love them is bastard
Elvis is the best sucker.
August 20th, 2009 at 9:35 pm
The list was quite literally absolutely laughable. I laughed aloud after virtually every “arguementitive listing” used. Oh, and very witty filling spaces with moronic jabber about how you hate them. It was more along the lines of 4 Reasons Why The Beatles Had a Few Bad Things Associated With Them. Complete With 96 Statements of Ill-Researched Bland Bitching and Moaning!
To address the whole Elvis thing, the guy performed well, and was without a doubt an exceptionally talented musician, but does not measure up to The Beatles in the slightest. Elvis’ songs ALSO had meaning, yes, but eventually became stale.
HELP! Some twat started a mindless blog whining about The Beatles.
August 21st, 2009 at 5:15 pm
Elvis measured up enough to be a vital influence on John Lennon.
Before Elvis there was nothing – Is that the quote from John Lennon.
August 21st, 2009 at 10:42 pm
maybe without beatles we wouldnt have the music we hear but come on!
they shouldnt be named as “the best band ever” because theres a lot of bands better than they right now…
August 29th, 2009 at 2:16 pm
overrated cocksuckers!
they were what the jonas brothers are now!
they’re going through the same shit, fangirls everywhere
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:37 am
Funniest thing I have read for a long time. Wish I could have claimed ownership….lol
September 5th, 2009 at 11:29 pm
I dislike the Beatles for their childish music and I constantly find that the theme’s they cover are so stupid. Those who got captured in the Beatles madness failed to come to the realisation that music is an art. For goodness sake, even I can pick up a guitar and play the Beatles. Real music is an exploration of the human state, diving into music expressionism and utimately showing off incredible talents.
If there’s one thing I’ve learned in my life it is that the majority is wrong, and art cannot be measured by it.
September 8th, 2009 at 8:16 am
The beatLess sucks and have no tecniqual skill, they sold because of commercial help and they arent rock at all theyr 100% pop. The greatest is Led Zeppelin greate tecniqual skills, best guitarist, vocalist, and drummer of all time. John paul Jones is like the second best bassist of all time, greate songs to. Beatless sucks and they will always suck
September 10th, 2009 at 6:59 am
Seems to be a lot of Beatles fan’s on here!! What’s the matter, curiosity get the better of you?? Ha ha!!!
If there was a website that hated my favourite band, I wouldn’t be on it sticking up for them!!! What’s the point? You’ll only get shot down by the people there for the real reason!! DUR!!!
Let’s face it, the Beatles were utterfuckingly shit!!!
Oh and to LoserThatIsAfraidToLoseWilDoAnything, get this. You ready?? OK. Sit down, cos this will blow your mind. OK. JESUS NEVER EXISTED EITHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God, get a life!!!
September 10th, 2009 at 7:04 am
And another thing. Old “Thumbs McFartney” should have been bled dry down to the last fucking penny when Heather Mills divorced him!!! She should have got the whole fucking lot and left him to go and live on the Mull of Kintyre with fuck fucking all!!
Check out my review of The Shite Album on Amazon and also his last solo effort.
God I wish I could put thumbscrews on him!!
September 10th, 2009 at 7:42 am
music started in 1991 who are the beatles?
September 10th, 2009 at 8:00 am
Who the fuck are the beatles?
September 10th, 2009 at 8:11 am
Anyone who has musical influence over those Oasis wankers, the Gallaghers must be absurdely bad.
September 10th, 2009 at 9:23 am
The Beatles didn’t suck. They did their thing at the right time. Financially it worked for them back then and they made a lot of money and where able to travel and get drugs and some young girls; and so hats out to them. I find nothing wrong with that.
What really sucks is the obsession of fans with the Beatles. I mean I got into a fist fight with a fucking Beatles obsessed retard about 4 years ago because I told him that I didn’t care for their music and he said “what’s there not to like” and I said “I just don’t”
“well you are a fucking moron” he said
and I said “Why do I have to me a fucking moron? I think they suck” and the next thing I know I get punched in the chest and shoved and then its on!.
I kicked his Beatles loving ass into next year for being a chump and my dislike for the Beatles and their retarded obsessed stupid fucking fans grew by 100%.
I still stand by my statement. The Beatles cashed in on an opportunity at the right time of their lives. Good for them and so fucking what?
NOW all you assholes who are venerating the Beatles give it up. They are done and time has moved on. Stop hanging on to what it was and embrace what it is. Music is much better today than it was back then, regardless where it came from. Because they may or may not have shaped music today (that’s a different argument) doesn’t mean they are the best and that we all have to like them. So fucking what. I hate their music and they suck.
Wana’ come over here and kick my ass?
Try it!
Some chump already did and ended up with 6 stitches to his eyebrow.
I love any one who hates the Beatles
September 10th, 2009 at 10:02 am
Unsure of the origination of the list? Should have used your powers of perception a little more acutely; simply look at the bottom left of the page. You’ll see the words “Classic Rock”; this comes from Classic Rock magazine, a UK publication that hits newsstands monthly.
September 10th, 2009 at 10:06 am
What’s all the fuss about, so what if some of us don’t like The Beatles, never have liked them, can’t stand Paul MccCartney, no ones gonna change my mind about that no matter how aggressive they get. People are different, just as well by the tone of some of the comments on here.
September 11th, 2009 at 4:51 am
Why, everytime I turn on the tv, or see the magazines on the shelves where I had my summer job, or went into HMV, did I see the Beatles. All I looked for in HMV was a Saosin album, and a Kutless album, but there’s no fucking room for new stuff, because every sodding shelf is still too full of Beatles stuff that must by now have been released in every possible combination on CD, minidisc, vinyl, tape, DVD, video cassette…
It’s not just that I really can’t stand 90+% of what the Beatles released, its that they’ve done nothing as a band for a long time (understandably since 2 are dead) and yet they’re always still the new release, so I can’t find what I’m looking for because people would still rather market stuff which was first released half a century ago. Why don’t they just open up a dedicated Beatles record shop so I can look for new stuff in HMV that I haven’t had chance to buy 600 copies of with a minute difference in colour, audio levels or track order, and also so that the more militant folk on here like Das can burn it down without destroying the stuff I like?
Also, to those who think the Beatles were the best at reasoning for peace, please listen to a couple of Rise Against or Anti-Flag tracks… far better lyrics, better music, and way more passion… Hero of War still makes me teary nearly a year on… whereas the Beatles could only make me cry if used in a form of torture… they weren’t out for peace… it’s called jumping on the 60s bandwagon, people!
September 11th, 2009 at 3:13 pm
Beatles are so over rated, they carried a beat which is what all musicans can do but they dont show epic skill with amazing guitar riffs, and their songs are just dumb for the most part, for example “why dont we do it in the road” (White Album) is just plain retarted it only has two lines that repeat int he whole song, i can even write a better song
September 13th, 2009 at 10:42 pm
The Beatles SUCKS ASS, The Rolling Stones were better by far
September 14th, 2009 at 2:12 am
Woke up this morning, and guess what? Yep, the Beatles are still shite!!!
September 14th, 2009 at 7:19 am
I’ve learned that it doesn’t matter whether you think The Beatles are the most god-awful band ever to have lived, or if you just think they’re not as good as everyone says they are (apparently the greatest, most diverse and influential musicians ever to have lived).
The point is that if you express an opinion other than total worship, you will be looked upon as a dangerous sociopath, totally ignorant, with a total inability to appreciate music.
This is why I’m convinced that The Beatles weren’t all that. It’s the religious zeal and opinionist jihadism of their supporters that implies a degree of cultural brainwashing is inherent in their popularity.
September 14th, 2009 at 7:20 am
Also, John Hurren makes a good point about Oasis. Cunts.
September 14th, 2009 at 7:51 am
Get yourself on to Amazon folks and let the masses know how you feel. I do and let me just tell you, it’s fantastic reading!! You’ll laugh yer tits off!!!
September 14th, 2009 at 7:53 am
http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B002BSHWUU/ref=cm_cr_dp_synop?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending#R10L7FNNHFK7WF
September 14th, 2009 at 3:13 pm
Haha, Fantastic!
September 16th, 2009 at 5:39 am
Sorry, not excited either way by the beatles – ok to listen to, I suppose, but I wouldn’t buy it. And much too bland to hate. Elvis, a bit the same. I grew up in the sixties, so must be my age. Listened to lots of both, all the time, but that was 40 years ago. Music changes and develops over time, and when you listen to stuff that was exciting when you were a child, it seems a bit bland and naff. Just my point of view, of course, and I wouldn’t dream of forcing you to listen to my favourite band. It might make your head explode. Not being able to change your mind or expand your viewpoint could do that to a person. I could get violent if forced to listen to Paul McCartneys solo stuff though. The frog chorus was his best effort, really, then he should have given up.
September 16th, 2009 at 7:32 am
Been called a wanker today by an irate Beatless fan. How funny!!!
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/cdp/member-reviews/A1NMUON74Y7SGA/ref=cm_pdp_rev_all?ie=UTF8&sort%5Fby=MostRecentReview
September 21st, 2009 at 9:39 pm
If there were no beatles there would be no (or alot less) hippies therefore meaning that if the beatles hadn’t existed the world would be a better place. Less people would die from drug overdose. People’s hair would be less greasy. If anything, the beatles made music worse, their music sounds like shit and if modern day bands and musicians used real legends like elvis as influences rather than the beatles, all their music would sound better.
September 23rd, 2009 at 2:56 pm
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheBeatles
This pretty much explains to anyone who scrawled down this far every single thing the Beatles innovated. Do your homework, haters. And to the guy who uploaded this, you know a little TOO much to make a hate list.
September 24th, 2009 at 4:48 am
MoMo, what’s the point of leaving a link here of something that we all dislike?? Oh yeah, none!!
September 24th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
Actually, it’s hard not to like a page which begins with a quote like this:
“Everybody’s born knowing all the Beatles lyrics instinctively. They’re passed into the fetus subconsciously along with all the amniotic stuff. Fact: they should be called ‘The Fetals’”.
—Sliding Doors
That quote not only explains why the jerk who uploaded this knows too much about the fetals, but why 90% of the population is brainwashed into believing the moptops were anything more than the Jonas Brothers of the 60’s (and 70’s….and 80’s…and 90’s….and….and…..).
That’s not really fair, the Jonas Brothers are good performers.
September 25th, 2009 at 3:07 am
The Monkees pissed ALL over the Beatless. EVERY TIME!!!
September 28th, 2009 at 1:35 am
i happen to love the beatles but could give a rat’s arse whether anyone hates them or loves them or not. Music is subjective. But thanks for this website and for the time i wasted reading it–i have been laughing myself to death.
September 28th, 2009 at 7:30 pm
I dont even listen to the beatles, i just googled into the internet, ‘ reasons why the 1970s suck’ and this site came up
oh…
…yeah
THEY ARE GAYER THAN TO GAY MEN RAPING ANOTHER GAY MAN UP HIS GAY ARSE HOLE IN A GAY WAY
September 29th, 2009 at 2:54 am
Now THAT’S GAY!!!
October 15th, 2009 at 2:22 am
Ryan, 24th June, what an absolute pompous arsehole!!! Jesus, I’d love to meet this guy and smack him in the face for being so bloody mindedly ignorant!!!
October 19th, 2009 at 4:55 am
i dont hate/like them all i know is if they had been black no one would give a shit,what about Little Richard without that man all you would see at shows was the band standing there singing they’re pretty song.Without him singing with that kick music would be just talking the man is better then Elvis. He didnt sell billions of records so he’s just another penny in your pocket. Stevie Wonder could shit all over the beatles(Im not makin it a black/white)just cuz a lot of ppl suck ur dick dont mean u the shit
October 22nd, 2009 at 11:42 pm
THIS PAGE SUCKS
October 26th, 2009 at 4:03 am
Adeline, I bet you do too!!
October 27th, 2009 at 12:19 pm
This was printed in Classic Rock in (I think) 2005, was SOOOOO funny!!!
November 1st, 2009 at 9:52 pm
Girls aloud are a band that suck. The Beatles were a proper band. Look at the older celebrities and compare to today’s. The 60’s, 70’s and 80’s had John Lennon. These days the press think Cheryl Tweedy is a celebrity, when in fact the racist bitch is a media whore, nothing more, sucks, just like this page!
November 2nd, 2009 at 1:39 pm
I disagree with everything said, but enjoyed the list nonetheless
November 5th, 2009 at 2:50 am
No, I think you’ll find that the Beatless were a boy band!!
November 5th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
the beatles sold there souls to the devil….they cheated their way up…you should give all the credit to the devil…he wrote all the music and lyrics…
November 5th, 2009 at 4:21 pm
..Elvis will always be better than the beatles for the simple fact that he was way cooler…the beatles had bad hair, bad teeth, bad clothing…ugly blokes…
November 8th, 2009 at 2:13 am
I’m not going to state an opion on here.
Simply because it will not be agreed with.
What I have to say on this matter is you have a right to your oppion and I support this fact.
I also ask that people on here try not to push this on people.
My friend was recently hurt by this site and someone on it who tried to force this on her… Be careful with what you say, it hurts people.
November 9th, 2009 at 3:10 pm
Hi NikkiGirl,
I’m really sorry to hear that your friend was hurt by this site. We were urged by the FDA to put up warnings, but foolishly ignored them – now look whats happened!
In the future, please try and be careful. This site has sharp edges. Don’t put it in your mouth as it should not be ingested. Finally, watch out! It could cause great harm if it gets pushed on you, especially from heights.
Remember: When visiting SMB, safety first!
November 9th, 2009 at 9:59 pm
Fukin Fags! The Beatles arent worth shit! were in 2010 not 1960..Im Glad they broke up..there fuckin stupid and they think there legends…my Ass
November 10th, 2009 at 5:53 am
Your ass is a legend??
November 11th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
The Beatles are fucking horrible, they always have been and they always will be! If you like them, you’re fucking retarded and I hate you!
November 15th, 2009 at 8:51 pm
hahahahah number 63 is my favorite. I’ve used that as an argument before, playing devils advocate and suggesting that without the beatles as an influence, charles manson might not have had his cult kill all the people for Helter Skelter.
I made a beatles fan cry. :/ Which just epitomizes the mental instability of the fans….
November 17th, 2009 at 10:50 pm
All of the various opinions here…You all must love Beatles. Even if you say the most horrible things about them, you’re lying to yourself and everyone else.
C’mon admit it, and stop bullshitting yourselves. You all fucking LOVE the Beatles. There is **no way** not to. It’s just the way it is. It would be like saying you hate sex, your favorite food, or anything else that you may be embarrassed of, for that matter.
‘Beatles Denial’ should be in every psychology textbook. Your hate doesn’t exist. Time doesn’t exist You don’t exist. Only your false Beatle Loving Denial exists in your phony brain that was lost after birth along with The Oceanic Feeling. Put your ego up your ass, because that doesn’t exist either. Phooey.
November 18th, 2009 at 6:07 pm
Wow…. “you all must love the beatles…there is “no way” not to.”
Right there, THATS my biggest problem with them. You ask a person why they like the beatles, you know what answer I get the most? “because theyre the beatles”.
And THATS the reason I dislike them and everything they are diefied as.
November 19th, 2009 at 4:18 pm
This list is pretty great. Not because it bashes the Beatles or anything(I like them quite a bit, honestly), but the reasons on there are just awesome. “The Beatles were just Monkees copyists.” lol
November 20th, 2009 at 6:15 am
Ladies and Gents, JPGR is on various reviews on Amazon and also one of the discussions in the Amazon ” Beatless community”
Dude, you’re such a fuckin’ muppet!!!
Why the fuck would you come on here trying to get us to change our minds?? It’s like being black and going to a KKK meeting and saying please!!!
Fucking retard!!!!
Josh, the beatless WERE copying the Monkees. Fact!!
November 20th, 2009 at 9:27 am
Oh shit dude, you are right. I should probably go and burn all of my Beatles CDs because of this new found fact.
November 22nd, 2009 at 7:55 am
You should, then you could stand in line to buy the next re-release without feeling like as much of a moron.
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:30 am
That or I torrent it like everyone else who isn’t dumb.
November 27th, 2009 at 3:16 am
One of the few then!!
November 27th, 2009 at 4:28 am
Please get yourself down to Amazon.com and check out my discussion (and others) called “Average White Band” in the Beatless Community.
Just click on one of their products and at the bottom of the page, there will be a link for the beatless community. Hit that and way you go!!
Thanks
December 1st, 2009 at 4:00 pm
Creo que las ofensas del cartel ese , le quitan toda validez a lo que exponen , quien lo creó , no estaba ni en los planes de sus padres(cuando The Beatles estaban completos en sus mejores años.)
December 2nd, 2009 at 3:43 am
Yay im leaving a comment! LIL WAYNE IS THE BEST MUSICIAN ALIVE! That should of been in your list also can you start a nirvana hate site?
December 2nd, 2009 at 3:44 am
The Brady Bunch had better music then the beatles hahaha
December 2nd, 2009 at 4:18 am
This is a translation of what Nicolas has put :-
“I believe that the offenses of the placard that, they remove every validity to what expose, who created it, was not neither in the plans of its parents (when The Beatles were complete in its better years.)”
Yep, I can’t either!!
December 2nd, 2009 at 8:35 am
Thanks for clearing that up Norcs!
December 3rd, 2009 at 12:32 pm
December 3rd, 2009 at 6:41 pm
“I buried Paul”….
December 4th, 2009 at 3:41 am
There’s a discussion on Amazon – “Is Paul Dead Yet?”
Well I answered no, but I’m working on it, but it seems that Billybud has gone and beaten me to it!!!
You swine!!
December 5th, 2009 at 11:38 pm
Wow, that was the most bullshit list from a fucking fagot ass, death metal, ignorant fuck I have ever read. Just cause you don’t like them doesn’t mean no one else does and sorry yo cant head bang you fucking fagot cause that’s gay anyway. Also that wasn’t even 100 reason almost half the reasons were totally irrelevant and half were repeated.
December 6th, 2009 at 9:44 am
fagot [fag-uht]
noun
1. a bundle of sticks, twigs, or branches bound together and used as fuel, a fascine, a torch, etc.
2. a bundle; bunch.
3. a bundle of pieces of iron or steel to be welded, hammered, or rolled together at high temperature.
4. bouquet garni.
verb (used with object)
5. to bind or make into a fagot.
6. to ornament with fagoting.
What are you trying to say?
December 7th, 2009 at 6:01 pm
I HATE THE BEATLES
December 8th, 2009 at 10:22 am
I hate the fucking Beatles. And now all this rock band shit with them on it. God now they have another generation loving this shit. Fuck that shit, they are so gay. How can anyone find that shit good? It sucks so much ass.
December 8th, 2009 at 6:34 pm
The Beatles are SO not metal. They’re for girls and guys without any balls. Man up and listen to some real music, you fucking pansy-asses. I mean, just look at their photo from the picture in the original post. It essentially spells out, “Why, yes. I would very much like a dick in my ass.”
December 9th, 2009 at 6:14 pm
It was pretty funny and all but the Beatles definitly weren’t Monkees copyists, FACT
December 9th, 2009 at 6:18 pm
Lol, that Norcs guy needs to get a life…. like 50 posts by him or something
December 12th, 2009 at 4:50 pm
Thank you Suck My Beatles, for making all who have the mental capacity to recognize satire when they see it laugh at funny posts and internet retards AT THE SAME TIME.
It’s hard to believe that people actually think this is serious. I suppose this is what happens when the idiots on our planet are forced to wear seatbelts.
December 16th, 2009 at 5:11 am
Hey FUCK U. Great name, really appealing!! Still, you can’t help it if you mummy didn’t love you. I wish you’d learn English though.
Sam, yes they were.
84742, I have a life, I’m not just a number.
Beatless fan, THIS IS REAL!!!
December 24th, 2009 at 7:52 pm
Hey there, after reading a few of this comments with all do respect I must share my oppinion. I grew up in a different country, where our primery language is Spanish. I can say from a personal exparience that the Beatles are the only band that has survive in the old and young mines down there, and even though inisially we did not understand what the hell this guys where singin obout, the lirics to me where out of this world. My mine whent into the most peasefull stage it could go too when ever I lisend to their music. Later when I learn English, I like them even more. Like me, there are a lot of Betlemanics down there, and freinds, family menber and a lot of people in genral think that THE BEATLES are and always will be the absolute kings of rock
December 29th, 2009 at 9:06 am
Juan Carlos, you must have lost something in translation.
December 30th, 2009 at 1:24 am
No brother! Maybe all you need is love, you may need to follow the sun, may need to let it be or perhaps you need to give pease a chance? Shoot man! If that does not loosen you hard I stand corrected and you sir. are made out of stone or maybe you come from a perfect family or have had a beautiful life. Any way I hope you never need a little bit of sole healing my friend, and if you ever need some of that I hope you find a way to alleviate your sole like I did when I found the BEATLES. Best to you and your family in this new year.
December 30th, 2009 at 11:32 pm
The Beatles didn’t release their butcher cover but that’s not their fault. they weren’t allowed by their company. I bet they wouldve if they couldve.
December 31st, 2009 at 3:48 am
You have, as my pease is wearing thin!!
I am made from stone, do have a perfect family AND have had a beautiful life!! All of it beatless free.
My sole and soul are both fine and do not need repairing, and if they did, I sure as hell would not turn to the mind numbing beatless. They’d be enough to tip me over the edge!!
Good day to you sir and a happy new year!!
January 2nd, 2010 at 12:50 am
Hey at least you are not an ass! You actually sound like a nice sound person. And I’m not a tree huger, I just like the BEATLES and you do not, so what, Ha! All the best to you, chao!
January 3rd, 2010 at 2:19 am
Kurt cobain’s shits had more talent than the beatles
January 3rd, 2010 at 7:14 pm
HAY GUYS I HATE THE BEATLES I’M SO COOL AND EDGY NOW!!!!!!
….srsly. the beatles revolutionized music and they influenced many famous artists today. do we need to drill a fucking hole and shove this information into your brain? whoops, nvm, you don’t have one.
oh, and lol @ this list. i couldn’t even laugh because it was such a pile of ridiculous bullshit. the i am the walrus line made more teens pregnant? lol. i bet 95% of teens don’t even know the goddamn song. try harder douchebags.
January 4th, 2010 at 7:57 am
I knew focusing our advertising budget on people with an IQ below 20 would pay off eventually.
January 9th, 2010 at 10:55 pm
“i buried paul”…i killed the real Paul McCartney…stuffed his throat with “cranberry sauce”…
January 9th, 2010 at 11:00 pm
i wonder if George Martin hates the beatles…he should be the ultimate beatle hater…..anyways Soundgarden reunited…
January 10th, 2010 at 4:27 am
actually, you can shag JUST FINE while listening to the beatles.
(see that list of 100 ways of complaining about nothing.)
January 10th, 2010 at 8:54 am
Is it too much to hope for another Badmotorfinger?
January 10th, 2010 at 4:02 pm
wanna know who really sucks…Sean Lennon….and all of Ringo Starr’s music….
January 13th, 2010 at 9:07 am
Just a couple of points since I;ve been missing over Xmas.
Turdferguson – LOVE IT!!!
Luna – You need to learn how to spell and punctuate. Also, not how to trip yourself up. “oh, and lol @ this list. i couldn’t even laugh because it was such a pile of ridiculous bullshit. the i am the walrus line made more teens pregnant? lol” So you did Laugh Out Loud then? Why say you didn’t when you did?
Also, I’ve never claimed to be edgy and cool because I hate the beatless and never would, it’s just my opinion. DEAL WITH IT!!!
Billybud – You serious?? Soundgarden back together??? SUPERB!!!
Name(required) – I can’t shag at all whilst listening to the beatless, I’m too busy vomiting.
January 14th, 2010 at 11:27 am
If you say the Beatles sucks, you also sucks!
They have revolutionized music and made many of the best songs ever written.
January 15th, 2010 at 8:04 am
Playgod, you can’t play god on here. The beatless were rubbish and you know it!
January 20th, 2010 at 3:31 pm
for all those who hate the beatles…would you rather listen to “WHAM”..????they reunited as well…
January 20th, 2010 at 3:34 pm
so Norcs you saying “LSD” is rubbish….????
January 21st, 2010 at 9:38 am
Not at all, I’ve had many a good trip in my time. But the beatless are.
January 23rd, 2010 at 6:18 pm
“The Beatles are not some half-assed band. nope, they completely suck. I grew up in Southern California listening to The Beach Boys,Motown, and Bob Dylan. It is my opinion that the Beatles ripped off not only The Beach Boys, but every black musician that they could copy” hey jane, why dont you go to google, see when the beach boys started, and when the beatles did.
January 25th, 2010 at 9:15 am
And come to the same conclusion. The beatless are still shit!!
January 26th, 2010 at 4:15 pm
Lieks omg!!!!! The beatles is da shit! you is all ignorant, jealous, fags. I dare you to email me at holtrexiscool@hotmail.com and holtrexisawsome@hotmail.com, i wills maek you luv the beatles and you’ll be like, omg I wuz such a fag and you’ll come to me and say Hai dusty, i wuz wrong, I was a fag.
-Dusty Kellar (age 16)
January 27th, 2010 at 8:16 am
Hi Dusty,
Unfortunately the emails you left didn’t work so I’ll have to respond here.
Thanks for the message, it’s not often I’m treated to comments as witty and intelligent as yours. I’m a little nervous about writing because I honestly can’t stand the beatles and the idea of liking them turns my stomach, but I’m curious as to how you plan on going about making anybody love them. Mind control? Do you have some recordings of them
playing something listenable? Hypnotherapy? Is your dad gonna put us over his knee and Beat in some respect?
If your methods fail, perhaps you’ll allow us to try and deprogram beatlemart’s
microchip, or whatever they have planted in your brain.
Take care,
Das the Jealous Fag
January 28th, 2010 at 9:26 am
Hey Dusty,
Lahk, did u go to skool or sumfink, innit, cos ah cant understand a word ure saying, tho, innt??
February 3rd, 2010 at 11:34 pm
Okay most of these reasons are just repeated or continued from other invalid reasons. By the way, the Beatles never wrote down any of their music. So that’s why you’ll never know how to play good music.
February 5th, 2010 at 3:13 am
Because they were too embarrased to put it to paper more like.